ICastFist

@ICastFist@programming.dev

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O no⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Buddy should’ve used a manual drill 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O no⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the sauce - goneintorapture.tumblr.com/page/85

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O no⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s on the right part, slightly darker gray

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Rust is so dangerous it has even infected computers and several programmers’ brains

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'An embarrassing failure of the US patent system': Videogame IP lawyer says Nintendo's latest patents on Pokémon mechanics 'should not have happened, full stop'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, you just need to get a friendly judge to tell whoever decides to dispute your patent that they’re wrong and your patent is totally valid and innovative

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft doesn't understand the Fediverse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not understand why they want to remove minecraft videos.

  For the same reason they went after the admin of the wrong instance asking them to delete the fake microsoft account - it’s a dumb algorithm doing a shit job. That this is a separate company that is being paid while doing such a shitty job says a lot about microsoft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chad Broman better keep a silver knife handy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  SCP-00WTFDoC (lovingly called “where’s the fucking D of Connecticut” by the foundation workers, also “what the fuck, doc?”)

  People think it’s safe, because it’s “just an invisible D”, not even a dick, just the letter D, and it only manifests verbally when someone tries to say “connecticut” or write it down. When you least expect it, everyone heard “Donnedtidut”, everyone read that thing and a portal to that fucking place opens and drags you in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft doesn't understand the Fediverse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If anybody is wondering, Tracer.ai is legit and operating at the instruction of Microsoft.
  They’re an AI brand protection service which has been systematically harming Microsoft’s brand for a while. An example - getting YouTube videos about Minecraft removed, which has hindered Minecraft’s visibility online (which is a huge part of Xbox revenue)

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  Oh my fucking god! Please, M$, do continue!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Not Just You: Music Streaming Is Broken Now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, I can’t hear it over the sound of all these downloaded MP3s I still keep around

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft mandates a return to office⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone within 50 miles of the HQ. Fuck me if I had to travel 50+50 miles (or 80+80 km) every fucking day to/from work. Even “only” 3 days a week would be awful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pay-per-output? AI firms blindsided by beefed up robots.txt instructions.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cue an even greater influx of AI slop pages in hopes of getting crawled for that juicy trickled down money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google should have called it JIF, not WebP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeneric Joogle Image Format

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on, don’t tell me you wouldn’t want a dildo that doubles as ammo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife wants a puppy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s a cheaper alternative

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your colon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sorry guys i slept in⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have empowered me beyond belief

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sorry guys i slept in⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that was back in 1999

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks satan⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Next to their NFT collection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time has come! ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want the guide on how to superheat your cube until it glows white

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨walter⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Walter should know better than to consume the stuff he produces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨willpower⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  💩 👋 🐒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gaming console⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still better than the X1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨willpower⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gambling advertising triggers my most primal shit-flinging rage instincts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mother Earth is getting HOT, but it shouldn't be this way⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still fucking her hardcore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not as much as those 'quitoes!

  ^I’ll^ ^see^ ^myself^ ^out^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox continues efforts for child safety by expanding age estimation to all users by end of the year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re 4 year old videos, but still relevant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheepish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *hides face inside fluff*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where did we go wrong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Another advantage that we developed later on is our ability to seamlessly shift from small to big team organizations, sometimes working without any apparent hierarchy. Gobleki Tepe is one of the prime examples of prehistoric cities

  Too bad the world as a whole kinda stuck with super rigid top down hierarchies for the past 500 years