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- Comment on garden faries 12 hours ago:
Has chocolate and hot peppers. 100% winning.
- Comment on Help prevent teenage agricultural addiction 12 hours ago:
Middle left image is 100% Joyce from Buffy. I could probably from the season 3 or 4 episode with enough time.
Damn girl planted a lot of stakes in vamps.
- Comment on I would also like some drain bamage 21 hours ago:
They’re suggesting the thalamus is basically a brain clit?
Well, the thalamus doesnt connect to the olfactory system. But the documentary Mallrats disagrees with this.
Ugh, maybe I have drain bamage seeing this image.
- Comment on Password manager by Amazon 22 hours ago:
What this book likely doesn’t suggest, is to just code the username.
I have 2FA backup codes in my go bag and nowhere do I write the usernames or even the service if it’s important.
You know your email address. If you lose this in an airport, writing “main email” makes it useless to anyone else.
- Comment on Password manager by Amazon 22 hours ago:
Can confirm. I had to do a double take that I didn’t write this comment and just forget.
- Comment on Hello 22 hours ago:
Hi there, welcome!
First things first, we usually like to give newbies a cool nickname. Hmmmm…let’s see, based on this user name…
How do do you like:
Great Gravy Loving Very Xtra Dik-dik?
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 1 day ago:
My partner’s been using it for 20 years.
Oh shit…is this how I find out she’s a time traveler?
- Comment on The boy ain't right 1 day ago:
Hehe, like I always say, taste the anguish, not the angst.
- Comment on Starlink: The newest asset for rebel and jihadist groups in West Africa 1 day ago:
As if there’s no way to figure out the receiver in the cell that’s 300 miles from anyone or anything using to massive bandwidth, billed to some fake name in France, is JNIM.
- Comment on New research centre to explore how AI can help humans ‘speak’ with pets 1 week ago:
The pets do need the training to understand that the sounds, when the button says them, mean communication to the human. It’s actually a pretty sophisticated intellectual jump, and not all pets necessarily get it.
Typically one starts with “outside” as a non-food common request (for indoor peta). So an owner starts by saying “outside” and associating just that word with going outside (not the full “you wanna go out?”). Once the pet gets past the conceptual hurdle is the button means the thing, after that it’s much easier to add new words.
- Comment on New research centre to explore how AI can help humans ‘speak’ with pets 1 week ago:
AI isn’t needed, dogs and cats can be trained to use sound buttons to express complex thoughts and emotions. IIRC, they can have a vocabulary of something like 100-200 words used commonly in the household.
Your pets already understand you and a lot of what you say. You may just not understand them, and AI isn’t going to fix that.
- Comment on it's just science 1 week ago:
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
- Comment on Holy sh*t: Jack Dorsey just Announced Bitchat(A secure, decentralized, peer-to-peer messaging app for iOS and macOS that works over Bluetooth mesh networks) Licensed Under Public Domain. 1 week ago:
It’s not about you being in bluetooth range of the person you want to talk to, it’s about all the people sitting in between you both that pass the message along without touching the internet.
So you can be on a cargo ship, or on a remote island, with 20 other people and all use chat. If 1 person has internet, then you can all chat globally as well.
It’s the same basic method of how airtags work. Everyone with an iPhone connects to the airtag and passes data to Apple. It’s just done in the background, so users don’t ever notice.
- Comment on No homo-bro 1 week ago:
People are getting memes from LinkedIn now?
FFS, it’s like buying a sandwich from OfficeMax. It’s not from there, and shouldn’t be there in the first place.
- Comment on The End Of The Hackintosh Is Upon Us 1 week ago:
Best lil’ machine I ever had was a 10 inch Dell mini Hackintosh. Loved it, and got me through grad school .
- Comment on Wet floor 1 week ago:
Breaks rule 3. Report this spam as spam.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Tell your dad that what he sees on Facebook needs to stay on Facebook.
- Comment on Don't let it be you 2 weeks ago:
lol, can’t have fireworks injury statistics if you pass a bill that closes all the hospitals!
- Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana 2 weeks ago:
No - A Banana
As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you’ll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!
- Comment on Microsoft axe another 9000 in continued AI push 2 weeks ago:
What a time to bail and get as far away from MS products as possible.
- Comment on Having booze in your TV is a must 2 weeks ago:
The console TV in the meme would have needed 2 big ass, grown men to carry it down at most 3 steps, or just level ground floor no more than 75 feet.
- Comment on UCLA team finds high levels of dangerous air particles(PM2.5) in air near electric vehicle fast charging stations. 2 weeks ago:
It’s like this is perfectly crafted to demonstrate a spurious correlation.
- Comment on do you guys have a sence of humor? 2 weeks ago:
The scent of sandalwood and canned fart spray.
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 2 weeks ago:
Prove to me this isn’t a statue of Jonathan from Queer Eye
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 2 weeks ago:
Hello my star sibling
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
They don’t need a 3D map, and the researchers who have rendered a 3D map need a lot of specialized software and resources.
Xfinity doesn’t need that. They only need to know when people are online, what they’re looking at, and who/how many people are watching TV, and if there’s indication of pets in the house. That gives them an advertising gold mine of data.
- Comment on Supreme Court to decide whether ISPs must disconnect users accused of piracy 2 weeks ago:
Same in the US.
I got one once from something I know for sure I didn’t download. I always assumed it was a friend of mine staying with us that was torrenting “Boss’s Daughter Big Booty XXX” or whatever it was, but I never really wanted to ask.
- Comment on We are not the same 2 weeks ago:
I love this. I want people to need to hike 30 miles into the hills to ask an LLM for banal advice. And then spend the while hike back wondering about the word salad they got in return.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
It’s beautiful.
It’s horrible.
It’s all of us, and we are it.
- Comment on YouTube is getting more AI. 3 weeks ago:
Oh, no thank you. I’m good as is.
No, really.
No.
NO!
NOoooooo! Stahp it!