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- Comment on I'm completely serious 1 hour ago:
I’m wearing sweat pants, I can shuffle slowly to save him. But only if I get invited to the White House for a cheeseburger after I kill 9,000 ninjas.
- Comment on Trump Wants to Put You in a Massive, Secret Government Database 2 days ago:
Palantir also has this database. I am in it. You are it. Have been for months.
- Comment on Infinity vape gauntlet 2 days ago:
But this was a solid plan! How did anyone get in trouble for this?
- Comment on Tech hobbyist makes shoulder-mounted guided missile prototype with $96 in parts and a 3D printer — DIY MANPADS includes Wi-Fi guidance, ballistics calculations, optional camera for tracking 2 days ago:
What a time to be alive… For now
- Comment on A sudden epiphany. 5 days ago:
Oh God.
But they were all dipshits.
You know, this actually explains a lot. Like how I never realized this before.
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 5 days ago:
- Comment on New ‘negative light’ technology hides data transfers in plain sight 5 days ago:
I used to love turning town loud TVs in bars back when IR blasters were common.
- Comment on New ‘negative light’ technology hides data transfers in plain sight 6 days ago:
We’re all the way back around to IR diodes now? Is this just early 2000s retro stuff, and we’re going too get physical keyboards on our phones again soon?
- Comment on Some people won't eat tongue because it came out of the mouth of an animal but have no problem eating eggs. 6 days ago:
Some people are so ignorant about where their food comes from that they prefer processed food because it doesn’t remind them of having come from an animal.
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 6 days ago:
The Subaru Brat! I love this car, and have always wanted one.
Once has a Nissan Champ, which is basically the janky version of the Brat.
- Comment on 13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station 1 week ago:
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
“Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend”
Goth Local News: “But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story…”
- Comment on Lemmyshitpost lately 1 week ago:
I, for one, welcome our new busty overlords.
- Comment on Bean virus 1 week ago:
The antibeanotics never seem to clear it up.
- Comment on Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you 1 week ago:
Oh… Holy Fuck. It’s more dystopian and stupid than I realized.
- Comment on The wonders of machine translation 1 week ago:
Expected shit in this shitpost, but got sausage.
- Comment on Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you 1 week ago:
Not even. They’re going to sell you the idea that you’re a game dev, and sell you each piece and asset.
It’s the optimized AI version of “during a gold rush, is the people selling shovels and picks that get rich.”
- Comment on Cold War science was somethin' else. 2 weeks ago:
Only for hand jobs.
- Comment on Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea. 2 weeks ago:
This is 1 million% what’s at play here. Tech bros HATE that they have to deal with stupid laws, and putting a server outside of the jurisdiction of literally every country is a dream. A giant server ship has to dock, it needs fuel…not so with something in orbit (in Elon fantasy land anyway)
- Comment on In the Green Zone 2 weeks ago:
Not weird, that’s the point. It’s the inverse of the “crypto? $300 concert tickets? You hit your head pretty hard…” Meme that was around.
- Comment on In the Green Zone 2 weeks ago:
That’s what I almost titled this post.
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- Comment on The reason why the US president loves McDonald's so much is simply because he's a world-class narcissist and it sounds like it's named after him. That's it. 2 weeks ago:
He actually has a number of weird idiosyncratic tendencies, and the consistency and randomness of getting something pre-made means no one can spit in your food.
Also, he’s old enough that McDonalds used to be good during his impressionable years. Maybe the “Donald” part helped, but it a bigger mental issue than just the name.
- Comment on funny prakn 3 weeks ago:
I’m upvoting the absurdity of this being posted here.
- Comment on It do be like that sometimes 3 weeks ago:
Are you my niece that’s about to drop out of college because her religious BF wants to fuck and will 1million% get her pregnant?
- Comment on 'I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb': OpenClaw AI chose to 'speedrun' deleting Meta AI safety director's inbox due to a 'rookie error' 3 weeks ago:
I love so much that there are real, hilarious consequences for overzealous early adoption. You can’t make this shit up.
- Comment on Expecto patronum my ass! 3 weeks ago:
Right, so no shotguns? Easy. Sniper rifles, no problem.
- Comment on Colorado proposing Bill to move age verification to Operating System rather than web site 3 weeks ago:
Even better!
- Comment on I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined 3 weeks ago:
Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.
Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.
- Comment on I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined 3 weeks ago:
Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.
- Comment on Colorado proposing Bill to move age verification to Operating System rather than web site 3 weeks ago:
Not the OS.
The OS “provider”
Linus Torvalds ain’t gonna check my ID. And i don’t want him to, either.
