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- Comment on funny prakn 2 days ago:
I’m upvoting the absurdity of this being posted here.
- Comment on It do be like that sometimes 3 days ago:
Are you my niece that’s about to drop out of college because her religious BF wants to fuck and will 1million% get her pregnant?
- Comment on 'I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb': OpenClaw AI chose to 'speedrun' deleting Meta AI safety director's inbox due to a 'rookie error' 4 days ago:
I love so much that there are real, hilarious consequences for overzealous early adoption. You can’t make this shit up.
- Comment on Expecto patronum my ass! 5 days ago:
Right, so no shotguns? Easy. Sniper rifles, no problem.
- Comment on Colorado proposing Bill to move age verification to Operating System rather than web site 5 days ago:
Even better!
- Comment on I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined 6 days ago:
Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.
Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.
- Comment on I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined 6 days ago:
Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.
- Comment on Colorado proposing Bill to move age verification to Operating System rather than web site 1 week ago:
Not the OS.
The OS “provider”
Linus Torvalds ain’t gonna check my ID. And i don’t want him to, either.
- Comment on Social Insecurity: Billions of Social Security Number and Passwords 1 week ago:
All Americans should have frozen their credit years ago.
- Comment on Join the pledge 1 week ago:
Raise a pint!
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 1 week ago:
For those who died, just comply!
- Comment on thank you Boris 1 week ago:
Is this a “shitpost”? Or a “shit’s going down” post?
- Comment on Thanks a lot, AI: Hard drives are already sold out for the entire year, says Western Digital 1 week ago:
Meh, not really a full collapse. Just like 75% of it and a huuuuge recession. Or maybe a “Tiny Depression”? Basically, 10 years to recover. Which is where we’re going anyway, with out without AI.
- Comment on Curb feelers 1 week ago:
My immediate assumption was something about copping a feel.
Maybe by holding your arma down straight, hands flat out at a 90 degree angle, and when you touch someone’s ass, you make a “gggggrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwww” sound.
- Comment on Curb feelers 1 week ago:
Yes, that’s their name…
Are the youths using the term for something else now? (please don’t be gross…)
- Comment on BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to Repair 1 week ago:
Didn’t R2D2 have one of these?
- Comment on Programming socks? 1 week ago:
Drink that trough of vodka
- Comment on ESL homework 1 week ago:
Боб победит!
- Comment on When did it become normalized to start passing credit card processing fees to the customer? 2 weeks ago:
Apparently it depends on the state, or at least it used to. A friend that ran a small supermarket told me that some states don’t allow the fee to get passed along, some did. He ended up just doing the 3% discount for cash route on large purchases.
- Comment on From Microsoft to Microslop to Linux: "Why I Made the Switch" 2 weeks ago:
No… Firefox and forks are all Gecko engine.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gecko_(software)
You’re confusing “Chrome” as in Google Chrome, with the chromium engine. Vivaldi amd Brave both run on that, plus Edge.
- Comment on From Microsoft to Microslop to Linux: "Why I Made the Switch" 2 weeks ago:
Whew - all the things I’m missing having switched to Linux a couple years ago.
- Comment on Is it a good idea to use an Android phone as an external SSD for backing up my home folder? 2 weeks ago:
at the moment
Get the proper tools to do the job right. There’s no gun to your head making you distrohop, so this isn’t an emergency. Just wait to get a real SSD first.
- Comment on AI safety leader says 'world is in peril' and quits to study poetry 2 weeks ago:
Translation: “All y’all gonna get sued so hard one day. I’m out, I got paid $74 million last year.”
- Comment on You board a train, board a bus, and board a ship, but you don't board a car 2 weeks ago:
I’ll agree that it comes down to the personal vs. group nature of the vehicle. Maybe also who is controlling the vehicle (professional vs. amateur)
You don’t board a motorcycle or a horse. You don’t board a unicycle or bicycle. You don’t board a kayak or conoe or a jetski or a dingy.
You DO board a stagecoach, pulled by horses. You do board a trawler or a fishing vessel.
I don’t board my own van. I do board the intercity bush taxi (the same van with staff and better paint).
Likely all related to use of “board” for ships and devolved from there.
- Comment on Europe’s $24 Trillion Breakup With Visa and Mastercard Has Begun 2 weeks ago:
Thanks for this. I recall the days of having to take cash to a sketchy guy or getting screwed at the airport so you can get out of the airport. It wasn’t cool, and being able to pay with a credit card in some far-flung places now is pretty amazing.
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 2 weeks ago:
When I worked in a real IRL office, I ironed stuff all the time. Now, rarely.
- Comment on Too weird for the normal people, too normal for the weird people... 2 weeks ago:
I just can’t jump the shark and commit to fully living in the weird people world. I actually love having a foot in both worlds most of the time, but it does get hard to vent and talk about things like the fucking Epstein files with normies.
- Comment on We've grown fat with information, but are starving for wisdom... 3 weeks ago:
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
The era we call “The Dark Ages” was a period where people simply didn’t write as much down.
Right now, we can’t get to the shit worth reading. It’s buried and every day going farther and farther down under layers of slop.
- Comment on I might actually be a respectable member of society 3 weeks ago:
You know all those pink and yellow suburban hells in Tim Burton movies?
I’m just asking, it’s not relevant to the meme.
- Comment on lightbulbs 3 weeks ago:
I love my warm bulbs!
…wait…