CluckN

@CluckN@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear neighbor...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The humanity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon cutting thousands of corporate roles [including video games]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Once again Gamers are the most oppressed class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well organized people always plan a head⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well organized people always plan a head⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any moment I’m not raising stakeholder value is useless to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindset challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The DuPont method

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'This is definitely my last TwitchCon': High-profile streamer Emiru was assaulted at the event, even as streamers have been sounding the alarm about stalkers and harassment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait for the article on Hasan shocking his dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tiny tot engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Drop it from space on your enemies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eco-vengeance iconoclast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Javelina wine mixer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You both work at the same Applebees?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice for me a guy turning 18 yo old??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thinks about 18 year olds in the shower

  Mods get them!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AMD and Sony’s PS6 chipset aims to rethink the current graphics pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ps6 will have 2 games, Ps7 will have one game, by the Ps7 there will be no games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Drake was a victim of sexual assault by his acting coach during his time at Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider was also the creator and producer of the show. There’s a Netflix documentary on how bad things got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does Helldivers 2 have such a bloated install size on PC? Old hard drives, says dev⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ew how can people be so dumb”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a simple personal homepage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ryan you might as well recommend a Macbook as a Linux alternative

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox, Discord sued after 15-year-old boy was allegedly groomed online before he died by suicide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It argues that if Roblox and Discord had taken steps to screen users before allowing them on apps, or implemented age and identity verification and other safety measures, “Ethan would have never interacted with this predator, never suffered the harm that he did, and never died by suicide.”

  They want these sites to screen every users ID on sign up. I’m sure the courts will love another, “for the children” security bill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My guess is around August 30th Trumps health started to drastically decline. Would explain why JD Vance suddenly tweeted he was ready to take over if anything went wrong. With the signs of stroke I’ll be surprised if he makes it past midterms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's no "spyware" in Borderlands 4, Take-Two insist, following upset over terms of service⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure why critic reviews are so high despite it only running on NASA level hardware.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paradox take "first step" in response to Bloodlines 2's DLC clan backlash with PlayStation refunds, promise more info next week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure what Paradox is going to do next week.

  • Keep dribbling info to stay in the headlines then release it “for free” for good PR
  • Bring the DLC price down to $10 so fans can think they are getting a deal
  • Release Beltegunu the dream stealer to re-write the laws of time so fans forget
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Devolver boss calls GTA 6 an "AAAAA game" in latest attack on human dignity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised developers are using the “above AAA” tagline from Skull and Bones which lost over 650 million dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Star Melissa Navia’s Spotlight Episode Is So Intense, She Was Told She Could ‘Shoot a Marvel Film After’ It⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds insulting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This joke hit harder before ChatGPT was out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about I just write it out rather than print it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only one byte left

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Behold a man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left-handed sep funnel anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These bongs are awfully designed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centipede Simulator Steam Page is now live⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was hoping for 100 button QWOP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It use to be the spot when you had 3AM cravings and only $6 to spend. Now it’s overpriced meat-hose garbage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US judge orders dismantling of Trump's 'Alligator Alcatraz'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do judges have that power? I feel like the current news cycle is Judge makes order > Trump challenges order > verdict is reached by 2027

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy be like fr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know Spielberg sets a high bar but it’s not his worst film.