IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds
@IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 1 day ago:
editing videos like that is the equivalent to winning arguments in the shower
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
I’m now on the side that everyone needs to sit down to pee. but as a compromise, everyone is allowed to go number 2 standing up
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
I guess wood is inescapable
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
what if I developed a drinking problem and my pee becomes naturally diluted?
Dunkcore
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
SHOWER, But you barely know her
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
Even when sitting down we have to aim the nozzle manually, so it’s just sitting down for a moment then getting up, which normally is more work than standing there for a moment.
And (at least for me), it is more comfortable peeing standing up (albeit that might be because of a lifetime of doing it like that).
Another compromise is to pee in the shower. or better yet, on there indoor plants, this way we don’t need to water them.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
Use the force
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
not with morning wood
- Comment on Know your place 4 days ago:
I sure love living in a burning planet where I have to pay taxes to pedophiles who want to send me to a concentration camp.
- Comment on Skibidi Schadenfreude 4 days ago:
A man stops at a kiosk and reads the headlines, every day.
the salesman asks what he’s looking for.
“I’m looking for the obituaries”
Salesman:“you have to buy the newspaper to see the obituaries”
“not the one I’m looking for”
- Comment on Fuck you in particular 5 days ago:
thought the issue is that ventablack is extremely dangerous to use, and Anish was allowed to use it as a publicity stunt and with proper liability forms. it’s not a paint that should be available to the public.
however, the problem is that Anish is a bit of a cunt about it and no one likes him.
- Comment on Gaza genocide death toll revised up - now over 680,000, including almost half a million children 6 days ago:
34%
This is a fucking genocide
- Comment on What's the FBI gonna do when white nationalists turn on Kash Patel (current director of FBI)? 6 days ago:
throw him under the bus
- Comment on California's first solar-covered canal is now fully online [Turlock] 1 week ago:
safe to assume any “innovation” coming from the US is in fact decades behind the rest of the globe.
- Comment on Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs 1 week ago:
4k is really cheap now.
having said that, I have a4k TV and practically only use 1080p for everything.
videogames? performance mode
movies/tv/YouTube? 1080p for better buffering.
- Comment on The Balance of Terror 1 week ago:
Maybe we should ping @Tiresias for that one.
hopefully they stopped cock blocking snakes.
- Comment on The Balance of Terror 2 weeks ago:
lightly holds the bean with her fingernails…
can any clitoris owning human tell me if that would hurt or be like no big deal?
- Comment on Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head 2 weeks ago:
someone give RizzRustbolt a 50 million usd budget
- Comment on it smells of death 2 weeks ago:
still better than the salmon episode
- Comment on Gaussin' 2 weeks ago:
anyone wants to dig out Jean-Baptiste Joseph Fourier, and Fourier transform his remains?
- Comment on Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane 2 weeks ago:
can’t be, they looks cool
- Comment on Use this science wisely. 2 weeks ago:
i thought it was about hour up make slippers fit. amazed how far I was.
- Comment on An alien invasion 2 weeks ago:
are there any stories (real/fictional) where a relatively brutal invader was less brutal than the people they ousted and somehow they are considered liberating heroes, and the public is ok with their repressive policies because they are better than before. and the leader is trying to keep the evil lotd vibes going on but he’s beloved by the public.
feel like it would make for great comedy.
- Comment on An alien invasion 2 weeks ago:
probably because your too old and don’t look like his daughter.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
monkey paw finger curls, you now find a book in your path, but it’s Jordan Peterson’s 12 atomic habits