Venus_Ziegenfalle
@Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
- Comment on Does farting make you lighter or heavier ? 58 minutes ago:
I think “mostly particulate” would have to cause visible exhaust fumes 😅
- Comment on advertisement 1 hour ago:
Gotta twist the legs the other way for that
- Comment on ice treat 1 hour ago:
At least this 🤏 cold. I’m pretty sure it’s mixed since pure Jägermeister isn’t green.
- Comment on My first colonoscopy 15 hours ago:
slop
- Comment on Lactose tolerant individuals are descendants of those who survived diarrhea from drinking milk. 22 hours ago:
I’m standing on the shoulders of non-flatulent giants.
- Comment on Solar powered personal umbrella with battery? 1 day ago:
Get/create a solar backpack with a powerbank instead. That way weight is less of a concern and you can charge it when the sun is actually out without looking like a weirdo 😅
- Comment on A spruce and a mushroom 1 day ago:
Yeah you can use the benefits of mycorrhiza for keeping the tree healthy but what I meant is using it as a way to grow mushrooms at home that you couldn’t otherwise. Sacrificing a bonsai each time probably wouldn’t be quite worth the effort though 😅 Maybe there’s a way to keep a detached root alive long enough for the mycelium to prey on it and fruit some shrooms. Sounds like a fun project at least.
- Comment on A spruce and a mushroom 1 day ago:
I wonder if there’s some “mycorrhiza tek” where you put a bonsai in a monotub 😄
- Comment on Can't Fool Me! 1 day ago:
That’s my inception totem. If my legs start feeling warm I know it’s not real.
- Comment on How does a guy become his most confident around women? 1 day ago:
- Comment on The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines 2 days ago:
Shrooms further amplify the beneficial effects
- Comment on Are autistic people known to post a lot in social media or websites to "fill" their imaginations? 2 days ago:
Many communities have one or two members where the frequency of posts leads me to believe that definitely something must be going on but I don’t know for sure what it is and honestly those people are the backbone of Lemmy, usually posting high quality stuff all day like it’s their job. I have no reason to look into it further 😄
- Comment on I would also like some drain bamage 2 days ago:
All-natural lobotomy
- Comment on Hello 2 days ago:
🤙🤌🖖🤘🫰
- Comment on Amanita muscaria subsp. flavivolvata 2 days ago:
Are they usually around this early? I was planning to gather some this year but I read they mostly start showing up around late September.
- Comment on Something is wrong.. 2 days ago:
I hope that didn’t sound too judgemental. I can’t imagine the pressure of dealing with that kind of anxiety plus the responsibility of a child. Sometimes we lose focus of what’s in front of us over what’s in our head when it should be the other way around.
- Comment on Something is wrong.. 2 days ago:
As a result, I’ve developed a new thing about which to worry: what have I forgotten to check?
Yeah that tends to happen when you nurture unhealthy thoughts
- Comment on Something is wrong.. 3 days ago:
Good reminder actually
- Comment on Muppet 3 days ago:
Industrial strengh seagull
- Comment on Orb 3 days ago:
Of course it’s for science. Now don’t look while I probe it.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 3 days ago:
Sure now we are ready and can prepare.
Let me reiterate. They use rubber gloves to extract caca nuggets out of their own ass. I don’t think the astronauts would consider this a solved problem 😅
- Comment on Mr. fatass and his fat ass 3 days ago:
Often people seem uneasy when they walk past me in public. I’m tall, bald, bearded and all that. I wish they knew as soon as I get home I’m all like “Where’s that kitty bacon? Where is it? There it is! Jiggle jiggle jiggle! Yeah you like that, don’t you? Who’s my little fatass?”.
- Comment on I just realized some people LIKE talking to each other. 3 days ago:
It appears so.
- Comment on Every time 3 days ago:
Yup, personally I prefer my wooden boards loaded with beans.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 3 days ago:
Fun fact 1: On the ISS people get constipated a lot because without gravity the time-to-poop receptors don’t get tickled enough and when they finally do it’s too late for it to come out easily so again without the help of gravity they have to resort to rooting around in there to remove the dookie pebbles manually. There are gloves provided to astronauts for that specific purpose.
Fun fact 2: This act is much easier to perform for women because they can use the glove from the front. Also no prostate in the way.
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 4 days ago:
His skin suit is just worn out now that he can’t take his true shape on Epstein island anymore.
- Comment on who up wasting their youth 4 days ago:
I had to drop out of uni because of depression and social anxiety when I was 25. Been in therapy since, weekly sessions and a six week stay in a clinic. Tried working again 2 years ago but had to quit after a few months.
I’m 29 now. Since about 3 months ago out of the blue my mental ailments have all but vanished. The months before that were very painful. I had lost contact with all my friends, my hobbies no longer felt fun, I was just lost and scared because of what’s been happening in the world. But during that time without really being aware of it I processed a lot of trauma and allowed myself to actually see it through and regenerate for the first time. The reclusive hermit stage can lead to big things. If you’re interested the woman in this video talks about her healing journey which then kicked off mine.
I also recommend mindfulness training. Basically teach yourself to think less because thinking makes you sad.
- Comment on who up wasting their youth 4 days ago:
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
- Comment on all models are wrong, some are useful 4 days ago:
The physique of a heavy drinker
- Comment on Please can we make Soulslikes easier????? I can't handle the levels but want to feel leik a gamer. 5 days ago:
Few posts back Sonic the hedgehog said real gamers are determined by their experience at taking a massive cock up the ass.
