Venus_Ziegenfalle

@Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The who

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The racist gooch, totally forgot about that one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandma is about to be very confused⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't make 'em like they used to⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  These days they only sell the amateur models with a flared base. I don’t want training wheels on my bung hole reamer gosh darnit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Does Palantir Actually Do?⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And to think it won’t even let me hack all kinds of bullshit with my phone like CtOS products in Watch Dogs…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird collaboration but ok⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You heard the man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha males⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird how that attracts a certain crowd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not even sure how she's carrying it...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This being the right way in case that was unclear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This has to be ragebait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outsider art implies the existence of insider art⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They generally don’t mind this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Blinded by the gay space laser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WEEP MORTALS! I AM YOUR VENGEFUL GOD⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And I heard, as it were
  The moment, of thunder
  One of the four beasts, saying
  Come and see, and I saw
  And behold

  BERT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expand North! So much room up there.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your instance saved you 😄

• There's a plethora of valid ways to compare apples and oranges
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Inverse Thinking] How do I make sure my place gets messy again after I thoroughly cleaned and organized it?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Smoke a phat bowl before cleaning anything. Not as a reward, before lifting a finger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is kindness often viewed as a sign of naïveté?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say it’s seen more as a sign of insecurity and some people thrive on that. You need to set boundaries or they’ll keep trying things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok sure but how did bro manage to get shot with a knife?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bonk⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yellow-bellied sapsucker: timid bootlicker

  White-breasted nuthatch: pasty slut

  Brown creeper: um well…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expert here.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Legend has it there are beetles out there big as a Volkswagen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it safe to assume the guy i went out on a date with, just wants to sleep with me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it’s not like you’re leading him on and you clearly said you’re not looking to date. Just go with the flow - I’m sure it’ll be fine no matter what ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it safe to assume the guy i went out on a date with, just wants to sleep with me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  he told me that he handles his parent’s real estate company and is quite rich

  He’s paying for every date even when I offer to split

  Maybe he just doesn’t want you to worry about where you go/what you order/how often you can meet him for financial reasons. I mean it’s possible that he wouldn’t say no if it came to it. Nothing wrong with that per se. But from what you said I don’t think it’s all he cares about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pickled xenomorph nutsack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Osama boeing laden💀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Promise it 72 flights for Virgin Atlantic after the deed is done

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish there was an uninhabited, autonomous zone for folks who want "freedom" to play out their dangerous ideas away from the rest of society⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, you’re born too late. You would have loved 19th century colonialism. As long as you could get over the “uninhabited” part of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Covert incest is a fixed term and that’s a common reaction to hearing it for the first time.

  In your opinion is talking about sex with your children incest?

  Usually not but if it’s done with hidden motives it sure can be covert incest - which again is a different thing from what the name might lead one to believe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on the actual intention but it potentially falls under what is referred to as covert incest, especially if there’s a pattern. It’s not something people talk about a lot but it’s more common than you’d think and it can definitely have a lasting impact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT users shocked to learn their chats were in Google search results⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humanity will likely survive climate change, but the vast majority of humans won't.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think a lot will depend on whether nuclear wars break out but yeah, even in the worst case scenarios I don’t see civilization dissappearing entirely. And honestly it all kinda makes sense to me. Nature has to regulate itself somehow. If one species becomes too dominant things get tipped out of balance. If you have an infection because an organism that is usually present in small numbers on your body has turned predatory and is growing beyond sustainable levels you develop a fever until things are back to normal. It’s the alternative to dying. (Matrix Elrond had it right)