mojofrododojo

@mojofrododojo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just happy if they puke on the hardwood and not on a rug. been thinking about trying to teach them to puke in the shower

  I’m ashamed to admit I’ve dragged a dog bodily across the room to get them to puke on the tile or wood flooring. but I’d do it again.

  one of my hounds likes to make pukey noises, then go outside AND EAT GRASS THAT MAKES HER VOMIT LIKE CLOCKWORK.

  0.o

  bro you are your own self fulfilling vomit prophecy. just don’t eat the *@!)$%^*ing grass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  then we get to play the game “no, just barf outside, it’s fine to barf out here, look, I can tell you’re gonna yark so just do it…” 40 minutes later as I’m trying to get the family out the door together, HURRK HURRRK HURRRRK HUUUUUURRRK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  depends on the cause of the wakeup. alarm? 10 minutes.

  kid or dog or cat vomiting? about 12 attoseconds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And ironically the smaller they are the more vicious they are⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s like they took a normal dog and distilled it, concentrating it’s rage into a smaller, twitchier package who’s anger is so intense it makes their damned eyes bulge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ah TY!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  waiting for the zero day fridge vulns… shouldn’t be long now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t recognize this, what’s it from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life is silly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “fuck now she’s gonna be asking me when I’m gonna propose for the next six months”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Wylin'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

  search ‘bubba’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Wylin'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  we live in such a fucking strange timeline

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All grill no chill⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  bro light that shit and change your perspective

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  bro that is sister wife starter kit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yarr⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  tis a banger.

  I also like Chicken on a raft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨splendid⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’ve overcome my insecurities suddenly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  eric and don jr for sure… the dorito bandito doesn’t strike me as a coke head. I dunno, ymmv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  my kiddo always used to get introspect, distant gaze, then furrow their brow like they were doing calculus in their head… then plop;

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yep. lights are on but no one’s home

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  honestly I’m not sure he was even aware

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  shhhh DON’T WAKE THE BABY MAN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindr dump (in post body)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  thanks, I needed one when hastily leaving reddit during the mod purge and had a stack of dvd’s next to my laptop for my kid - powderpuff girls and lotr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PIGS GONNA PIG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The cop is literally gleeful - you can’t breath without us catching you on camera - and so sure he’s right when he’s so wrong, it’s terrifying to think of what would happen if this guy is put in any kind of stress situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindr dump (in post body)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  fuckshed

  yuuup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For those who have all the right answers for the rest of us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have tremendous admiration for the works of Python, but yeah, especially every time I’ve seen him in the last few years, especially discussing this concept, he’s just awful.

  just an absolute twatwaffle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  recently ate myself stupid on amazing sushi in Seattle. but yeah if we’re gonna ‘cook’ it ruin it completely lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  until uniformly gray

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is this news?

  yeah and 15% seems… a low estimate for reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LLMs Will Always Hallucinate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  more expensive, viciously less efficient, and often inaccurate if not outright wrong, what’s not to love?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3162: Heart Mountain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  kidney stones could move that fast

  they’d shoot out of your body and probably take some of it (parts you may value) along for the ride at those velocities

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  walterlego’s bragging about operating on lightsong, and sparing us more of them.

  odd flex but perhaps there’s something there… time will tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your answer? And in the picture which news story is being reported?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My Silent Gen parents shielded me from their racism best they could,

  that’s incredibly self aware for the day.