hakunawazo

@hakunawazo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In some universe WMDs stands for Wario McDonalds the bad sibling of Ronald.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck with that⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so that’s how they’re trained.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they call you "worthless" - just remember THIS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The victim seems slightly annoyed that this unusual murder is taking so long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it enough to invade your pan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only do side quests and never get the main quest done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More like that:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can’t afford a vacation, an AI app will sell you pictures of one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! Old Toltal Recall > new Total Recall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can’t afford a vacation, an AI app will sell you pictures of one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, vacation memories are nice, even if they aren’t real.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space is beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick, destroy the space mirror!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piping mouse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cervical Dislocation by hand, exsanguination, rodent guillotines and scissors. Now I’m sad. Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's interesting to see what qualifies as a swear in different languages.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ruby Rhod asks green like what

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mercy merci⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Alien invasion!
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't police use rubber bullets instead of live rounds? I get if someone is holding a loaded weapon. But wouldn't a rubber bullet have the same effect with out putting holes in another person?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And aim for the bushes?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I'm not sorry.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  They just had the wrong door.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I'm not sorry.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Draw me like one of your lead pipes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: there's a lite version of DuckDuckGo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure we are still talking about browsers and not Starbucks coffee? /jk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peanut and choc you said?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just in time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a pain in my rear but she keeps me straight!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spitroasted into straightness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get a load of this guy!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As much as the baker enjoys it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal on the inside, business on the outside⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please keep both hands on the steering wheel.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pancakeius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨muwa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The teeth didn’t even need to be in its face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JSON Statham⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exolains why he is so tight-lipped in his movies. JSON allows no comments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't look up :)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I c it!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's interesting that we have multiple appliances in the kitchen who's sole job is to turn electricity into heat.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should try induction cooking.