UnculturedSwine

@UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah fuck I burnt it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea. Maybe I would know if I was in to NASCAR.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Guy Claiming That You Have TDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the same people who I ironically freaked out about Obama wearing a tan suit and asking for brown mustard on his meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rockstar Just Fired Over 30 Employees From UK and Canada in an Attempt of Union-Busting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The more people they fire, the more fragile they make themselves. They can replace devs, sure but they are losing tribal knowledge they will never get back. There comes a point where it starts to show in the end product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The plan!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, maybe I like sucking a dick more than I like getting my dick sucked. Though I think this should tell people how much work goes into giving over receiving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, next question. If a snake had arms, would they be up near his head or closer to its butt? Like is it mostly torso or neck?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, I feel like I jumped back in time 10 years when these corporate meat-riders were blaming us for their beer businesses failing while simultaneously telling us the reason we’re struggling is that we’re being irresponsible with our money. The “arrested development” is the USA’s disillusionment with capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The demise of Flash didn't bring any big HTML5/JS equivalent for watching animations; fast internet and better video compression made those types of animations become raster videos as well⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like zombo com where you can do anything. The only limit is yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s too throw off any would-be soda bandits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mandela effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only one that got me was fruit of the loom. I hella remember a cornucopia and I wore that underwear all the time. Now I feel like an idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thick skinned employees, how can you be so thick skinned?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For some of us, being treated unfairly is just another part of life we need to get used to. I’ve had to deal with this a lot with my bio family. I feel that even though it was really shitty in a lot of ways growing up, you learn to be grateful for the lessons it teaches you. The men who are being stoic are really just conserving their emotional energy in exchange for their mental and physical energy because they probably don’t have much of the former. We’ve had to learn well to compress emotions as much as possible just to live in peace. We conserve our emotional energy for the things that matter most to us and yes, it feels like shit sometimes. But it’s a familiar feeling. It makes us us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube is now flagging accounts on Premium family plans that aren't in the same household⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  GTK. I think they flagged my account since I share it with my spouse and some of my basic features disappeared recently like mini-player in the browser. I might need to unsubscribe and just rely on Firefox with an ad blocker. Nebula and Patreon are good alternatives as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The bucket serves a dual function by also capturing the bloody mess when that is inevitably needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That or possibly a bot looking at the comment history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like having a nice lunch. Take can often just mean do like ‘take a break’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For admins, it’s users. Period

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can count on a human understanding that I didn’t in fact order 18,000 waters. After this AI f up, it takes a human to fix it. It will be this way until AGI happens if it happens at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE NEXT CLANKER BETTER DO MY GODDAMN DISHES⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Automating plumbing” sounds like a good way to literally enshittify your house.

  Also, it doesn’t matter how many symphonies you compose if no one wants to listen to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They even say not to use it for financial calculations or high stakes scenarios. They can’t provide an example of using it in any way that is useful for getting actual work done. It’s a solution in search of a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incident⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think the military or even prison tracks individuals with this level of verbose. I feel like I’m reading debugging logs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Piracy for me, not for thee.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Price is Wrong, Bitch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain read that title in both Adam Sandler’s and Jessie Pinkman’s voice. Adam: “The price is wrong” Jessie: “Bitch!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As of 30 minutes ago at the time of posting, the NYPD has detained two young Black men after they refused to show ID without explanation or cause.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A guy I knew was on probation and would be visited by cops on a regular basis. During one of the visits, one of his roommates was on his computer doing some programming. The cop looked angry and asked him “are you hacking?”

  Bruh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrooms⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero’s dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good boy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He probably like:

  • New Fetish Unlocked
  • New Trauma Unlocked
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got a feeling..⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She might be dead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I-It’s you! The hero of Kvatch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks angry Italian chef, we're saved!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the meth-addled rural Utah?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Telegram and xAI agreed a one-year deal to distribute Grok; Telegram will get $300M in cash and equity from xAI and 50% of subscription revenue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the reason. Telegram has data and users that can be fed to the AI and they know it. Grok is hungry.