Randelung

@Randelung@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows president says platform is "evolving into an agentic OS," gets cooked in the replies — "Straight up, nobody wants this"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The result of a crate of whiskey and a misunderstanding of the Ballmer Peak.

  But then… they must have thought to try again with even stronger stuff? Mixed with cocaine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Announces New Steam Machine, Steam Controller & Steam Frame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just recently upgraded from my OG Vive because I didn’t want an inside out tracking or wireless, but… let’s see what the price is and if the thing is actually as good in real world conditions as Linus makes it look. I might just try those pancake lenses (because the Vive Pro 2 lenses are bad).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please no, just stop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Had an external PM who was given an inflated version of a technical document of mine. He called and you could hear the ??? over the phone. He said we already have the go-ahead, no need to sell it to him again. I offered to send him the original version and he happily accepted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How about giant chode?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s always bananas in the money stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  10% chance of BS when I plug in my docking station. Has been working for years before the upgrade.

  VMware is straight up broken on some of our laptops. Hyper-V is noticeably slower, too. Why would I recommend Server 2025 to anyone?

  New job provides hardware and allows me to install Linux. Hell yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"United States" in French (États-Unis) would have made a very confusing acronym⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s when you remove the bottom of a shoe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do it at least 35 times just in case⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  dicktation!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Convenience for the shop owner, not you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  systemd-webd for me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't use the word 'fascist' because we wish harm on anybody. We use it because words mean things.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not literally gassing people, so they can’t be nazis. It’s only after the fact we get to ask who could have seen this coming.

  You know, like they practice with school shootings every day. Desensitization is a big part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unified Theory of American Reality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The worst part is: yes! Tons of studies come to that conclusion. Be it reading comprehension, lead poisoning, or the active dismantling of the US education system for the last eight decades, it’s all part of the same picture. But what can you do about it if the group of preteens is self governing and won’t see the problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about a time loop where only one person dies, but infinite times?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop Talking to Technology Executives Like They Have Anything to Say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “NPM was supply chain attacked, so stop using Java.” - our CISO.

  So many people. So little expertise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A friend is aghast at how I can react the way I do. My response is “do you think these ‘just opinions’ exist in a void?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signal announces a backup feature that includes 100MB of storage for texts and the last 45 days' worth of media for free, or 100GB of storage for $1.99/month⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been donating for a few months now, hoping they won’t cave to chat control pressure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake history porn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something eating ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite board game!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would that even do much? Apart from frying your hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  CHEW ON THAT THANG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[fluff post] If lemmy users are Lemmites, what would we like to call piefed users?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pie feeder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think he'll respond?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “We can fix you ❤️”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do farts at least nominally increase the overall temperature of the room in which they are extruded?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So it was of the silent and deadly variation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only one can dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you read analog clocks to the exact minute? How do you do this quickly?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The concept of numbers doesn’t come up. The way the hands are conveys the fraction of the hour or half day that has passed. There’s never a need to know the exact number, time is continuous and not discrete. The minute hand will move fractional minutes, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nooo my genderinos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also universally useless. Image recognition solved Captcha ages ago and the new version from Google is literal spyware.

  Chuppl has a great video essay on it. youtu.be/VTsBP21-XpI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This CEO laid off nearly 80% of his staff because they refused to adopt AI fast enough. 2 years later, he says he’d do it again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The bullshitters were quick to adopt the bullshit factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mom: Dad! Come help with the kid!

  Dad: I can’t, I have to do data entry!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marie Curie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a colleague who knows and told me she doesn’t get sarcasm. The first few weeks were brutal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marie Curie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure some girls I only met once at the end of high school think I took performance enhancing drugs to pass so easily.