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- Comment on Trump, Xi speak by phone, vow improved ties despite threats 1 week ago:
… I think I hate you. I don’t hate people. But, yeah, nah, you just crossed a line, and I think I need to do introspection and meditation to determine if I can move past this or not.
- Comment on Me when my parents told me they first met in the summer of 1999 & started dating the following year and I did the math (dad - 1959, mom - 1984) 3 weeks ago:
My grandmother was 11 when she got married to her first husband. Her folks married her off to a 35 year old man. Not my grandfather. His name was Bost. She never would tell anyone his first name, she never wanted to talk about him. Had one daughter with him and he died. Never officially married my grandfather, but had several kids with him years later, and everyone thought they were married. But she also had several kids from other men, and told everyone they were his, but even the kids she admitted to (she actually sold several of her children to various people, including a few family member. Sold my uncle twice and got him back both times) she gave them all different last names, but said they were all granddaddy’s.
She was crazy. Wonderful Grandma, mind you. But absolutely should never have had kids, violent woman with severe mental illness that mellowed out in her old age (mostly). So great grandma, but not a good mom. Used to wake the kids up randomly at like 3 in the morning on school nights and do white glove tests on their room, then lock herself in the bathroom with a butcher knife and scream at them through the door that she was going to kill herself because they were so ungrateful. One time she beat my aunt so badly she bled from her vagina for a couple days. When one of the daughters she sold showed up in adulthood, she was a deaf woman.grandma refused to acknowledge she was in the room, and then mocked her for making “those noises.”
I firmly blame all of that on her essentially being sold as a sex slave at 11 years old. Me and my mom also have a theory that Bost never really existed, and that it was her father who got her pregnant, but that’s entirely unsubstantiated. Just a theory. She had somewhere around 13 kids, but only admitted to 6 or 7, depending on the day.
- Comment on Awkward 3 weeks ago:
I never feel awkward buying condoms. At the worst, it’s a boast that imma get laid. At best it’s normalizing safe sex for younger cashiers who may still be in that bareback or bust phase.
Now, enemas and lube? That’s awkward, that’s announcing to the world I’m a bottom. Lol
- Comment on Fresh sausages 4 u 3 weeks ago:
No! We will not let you go!
- Comment on Fresh sausages 4 u 3 weeks ago:
Honestly, it’s far too long since I’ve had some meat in my mouth. Y’all shit post got me downloading Grindr again, thanks a lot. My self esteem about to take a deeeeeep dive lol
- Comment on If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass? 4 weeks ago:
Assuming this actually solves world hunger, and isn’t a fine print scenario like that one comment suggests:
Pretty much whatever. If it solves the suffering of billions of people, and it actually works, then you have free reign to rip me open. Hell, you can shove a bowling pin up my urethra if it means it’ll solve world hunger. My horrid pain and suffering is not worth the unimaginable pain of millions or billions of other (and trillions and quadrillions when we’re talking about future generations never suffering as we have).
As Christians we are called to be like Christ, and while I never imagined that this would be scenario in which one suffers for the pain of all, then, yeah, sign me up. But don’t give me a safe word. I’ll back out once the slightest amount of pain starts. Got my consent beforehand, but don’t let me take that consent back. Lol
That said, if we’re talking “how big a thing can you fit up your ass, if it’s big enough it solves world hunger, but you don’t know that yet, just what’s the max range of your asshole”
Then, with some training, I could probably go pretty big. I can do 12ish inches with a lot of prep time (talking a couple weeks), and I got pretty brutally fucked with a baseball bat one time, that’s a little over 8 inches and not tapered, so take that for what you will
- Comment on If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass? 4 weeks ago:
I have an inflatable toy that starts out at 6.5(but is too floppy. Gotta inflate to 7" to get it firm enough for insertion). It goes all the way to 18", which is absolutely fucking insane. I’ve managed give or take 13, after much, much practice and patience and warming up. But around 9 is the extreme edge of my sweet spot.
My other inflatable goes from 6-11, and I prefer it, but the problem with inflatables is you almost have to stand to use them, otherwise you hit the air valve on the base and they deflate. Disappointing to say the least
- Comment on If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass? 4 weeks ago:
I generally recommend condom safe lubes so you can use toy protectors for anal play, but if you’re using oil coconut is the way to go. Always keep some on hand. Great shelf life, too
- Comment on Shiny 2 months ago:
Not at all! Let’s both agree autocorrect is real villain here haha
- Comment on Shiny 2 months ago:
I mean, I’m not saying no. DMs definitely open :p
- Comment on Shiny 2 months ago:
That was an autocorrect error, I stg! Was supposed to be neurotypical!
Sorry!
- Comment on Shiny 2 months ago:
It’s also good for (at least some?) neurological people. I rarely connect with people romantically, but if a dude just wanted to show me cool rocks he’d found, I’d definitely be well on my way to falling to in love
- Comment on Just a little guy 2 months ago:
There’s also a video of a woman holding one not realizing what it is. "my first reaction was just “pick it up”
Meanwhile, in Mexico, an octopus swam near my brother and I and we both got the fuck out the water like it had turned to lava lmao
- Comment on If Nintendo went belly up today the retro community would have a field day 2 months ago:
Said it before, I’ll say it again: I wish Nintendo would go the way of Sega. Make video games, get outta the hardware game. They make good games, and while briefly I was enamored by the switch, their track record with consoles is hit and miss. I’m tired of buying new systems for Zelda, it’s basically all I play on Nintendo (though, I’m not a big gamer, so probably not most representative example). Give us Nintendo games on PC, Xbox, PlayStation.
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 2 months ago:
Bologna?
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 2 months ago:
I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 2 months ago:
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger… Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
They were not good lol
- Comment on Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy 2 months ago:
It’s not about productivity. If that were the real goal then the entire system would be structured radically differently, given what we know now through actual research. The real goal is ensuring that workers do not have ample time or energy to collectively organize. Make sure they don’t have the time to even think about anything else, and you ensure they damn sure don’t have the time to rebel. The other goal is ensuring there are a significant number of unemployed people in terrible enough conditions to make them desperate, but not so terrible that they are incapable of working. That way if s few stray workers get a bug up their ass about organizing and striking, there’s a reserve army of labor in the homeless and unemployed communities that can step in and scab.
- Comment on Examination you say? What kind? 2 months ago:
Wait, is goober slang for vagina somewhere? In the us south it’s just peanuts, and occasionally a kid friendly term for a silly person. I can imagine it being used as a term for a penis and/or balls, but ive never personally heard it.
- Comment on Dentist the Menace 2 months ago:
Honestly, as someone who’s lacked dental care for 15 years, while it surprises me “street dentist” is a term, what surprises me the most is that I’ve never considered trying to find one. Lol. I’ve pulled my own teeth, why did I never consider finding a shady dude to do it for me?
- Comment on Whale Falls 2 months ago:
It’s a (probably butchered) quote from the movie Luca, about a sea monster
- Comment on vidyaaaa 2 months ago:
Educate the laymen, what’s the bottom right image?
- Comment on Whale Falls 2 months ago:
As much dead whale as you can eat! Can’t really help it. The mouth opened, the whale carcass go in
- Comment on Dentist the Menace 2 months ago:
I love how street dentist is a blue link.
- Comment on gen z gorillas 2 months ago:
Guerilla Gorilla, guerilla Gorilla not for sale
- Comment on Two kind of YouTubers 2 months ago:
I’ve watched that one. Tale of the Goose Gobler was seriously compelling
- Comment on A Netflix exclusive 2 months ago:
1980 all over again
- Comment on what can I use to cushion my knee when exercising with it on the floor so it doesn't hurt? 2 months ago:
I’m gay, in a county where most of the play is deeply closeted guys who can’t host and want a blowjob in the woods. You kneel on a pinecone a few times, you find yourself investing in kneepads. Lol
- Comment on what can I use to cushion my knee when exercising with it on the floor so it doesn't hurt? 2 months ago:
I keep a pair of these in my car for dates
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 2 months ago:
Your spirit was willing but your flesh was spongy and bruised, I take it