Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 7 months ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I think Bond was supposed to look like a boring nobody that was easy to forget and disappear in the background. and easy to underestimate.
Nick Frost is perfect for that.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Bond is supposed to be sexy AF.
That makes him a bad spy, but a good protagonist.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
You were supposed to choose the worst, not the best
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Ah shit I mixed it up
lime@feddit.nu 7 months ago
he’s a gem though
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Daniel Craig was perfect for that. Worst Bond ever.
Clint Barton was the worst Avenger casting, he’s perfect for Craig’s shoes.
pyre@lemmy.world 7 months ago
you mean Jeremy Renner. yeah he’s so annoying
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Right you are! My mistake. Thanks
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I take it you guys aren’t on the Jeremy Renner app, then? More stars for me!
Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Whoopie Goldberg
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I love it, that might finally kill off the franchise
SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or revive it, I don’t think I’ve seen a James Bond movie since one of the very first ones but I would 100% watch a Goldberg Bond movie because I don’t see how they could play it other than leaning hard into how inherently silly it all is.
individual@toast.ooo 7 months ago
Joe Biden
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
hulk hogan
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Gone too late 🥀
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 7 months ago
dwayne johnson the rock
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Kevin Hart as Q.
pachrist@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Vin Diesel as M.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The pedophile?
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
fits perfectly for the role
Schorsch@feddit.org 7 months ago
Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.
trk@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Pedro Pascal
I’m sick of that bloke now.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh man! I mean from what I remember James Bond often had anxiety with the female leads, so it’s perfect
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Roger Moore
FUCK YOU I WON’T TAKE IT BACK
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 months ago
Oh, you’re one of those people that can’t admit their mistakes?
58008@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
Lindsay Lohan
bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I would watch this.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I would love a Tommy Wiseau attempt at Bond. Holy shit it would be amazing.
pezhore@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Why not Sly? I mean, the closed captioning budget would have to be huge to let people know what he’s saying, but it could be funny.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Kevin Heart
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 months ago
It’s Hart like a deer but solid pick
user6527@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Seth Green
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Tom Green.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Okay, but only if Pauly Shore gets to be Q.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The day they cast Tom Green as 007 is the day I know we’re finally back on the good timeline we were on in the 90s.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 months ago
We have all the sausage in the world.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I know it says to pick the most awful, but settle down there Satan. We’ve suffered enough.
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
James Corden.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Perfect
Dasus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Hm… Jonah Hill.
bananaslug4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Leslie Jones
Salvo@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Leslie Bibb
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Haha, came here to say that too.
sheridan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
TJ Miller
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 7 months ago
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
db2@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He acts human terribly. 🤷
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I thought of another one:
*Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Kraiden@kbin.earth 7 months ago
[deleted]Taleya@aussie.zone 7 months ago
And it’s fucking hilarious
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Thanks. I had blissfully forgotten about this.
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Giles Brandreth
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Steven Segal
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 months ago
db2@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
pyre@lemmy.world 7 months ago
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
Snailpope@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Danny Davito
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Whatever is the opposite is this answer is what op was looking for.
Pat@feddit.nu 7 months ago
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within the Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain.
socsa@piefed.social 7 months ago
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
pyre@lemmy.world 7 months ago
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Pauly Shore still acting?
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Adam Sandler
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Neal McDonough.