salty_chief
@salty_chief@lemmy.world
- Comment on N. 5 2 days ago:
Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
- Comment on Just give up 2 days ago:
That is the dedication required to be a successful and low income loser.
- Comment on The man show was a left wing attack on incels. 2 days ago:
Jimmy Kimmel has always portrayed himself as a dirt bag. I don’t understand how he made it on TV.
- Comment on Kinky 2 days ago:
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
- Comment on 2 days ago:
I guess Disney is done for noway they will survive this fallout.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 3 days ago:
Naw I am safe. Thanks for your concern. I am doing better than most people. Hard work and planning is all that was need.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 3 days ago:
No, just misinformation about social security cut. No evidence of SS cuts. So I am safe.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 3 days ago:
I can’t get fired when I am not working. Just living on your taxes. so thanks!
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- Comment on Void 1 week ago:
Void “Join Us”.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 1 week ago:
Ammunition in Kirk Shooting Engraved With Transgender, Antifascist Ideology: Sources WSJ Last Updated: Sep. 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM ET
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
Following orders like they are sworn to do.
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
Great War movie by the way. That guy is a surfer fanatic and basically requested a famous surfer to surf in a hot zone. Dude was crazy just waking on beach with bullets landing around him.
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- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.
- Comment on Deportation? There's an app for that. 2 weeks ago:
Yep, everyone ready to forgo citizenship until it cost $2k.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 2 weeks ago:
Look I just learn stuff that college teaches me okay. So decaying trees, plants and animals (dinosaurs) are the primary source of oil. Oil is being made daily based on decaying organic material. This is why the planet has so much of it.
- Comment on Huawei unveils new trifold smartphone before Apple’s iPhone 17 reveal 2 weeks ago:
Employer: “Why are you late again?”
Employee: “Sorry, I had to unfold my phone a few times this morning. It will happen again.”
- Comment on Practice makes perfect 2 weeks ago:
Gets banned after reply because fight is with a Mod on Reddit. Lol
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t worry mankind and animals are the next fuel for the future cars!
- Comment on WiFi signals can measure heart rate—no wearables needed 2 weeks ago:
Well some darker entities probably would appreciate access to this tech. In order to confirm mission complete if you smell what I am cooking.
- Comment on MIT Study Finds AI Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline 2 weeks ago:
I just asked ChatGPT if this is true. It told me no and to increase my usage of AI. So HA!
- Comment on Google told to pay $425m in privacy lawsuit 2 weeks ago:
Basically a tax break. These companies know they are guilty and don’t care. I received a $5 gift card for the Equifax breach. That is how much my personal info is worth.
- Comment on Big small doesn't want you to know that 2 weeks ago:
Stuff is just stuff. We all leave this world without any of it.
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
I mean how many people are fleeing America to other countries for asylum(Haiti, China, North Korea, Columbia, etc) ? How many Americans are being bombed daily(Gaza, Ukraine)? How many Americans are being killed because they are in the wrong Tribe(Africa)? How many Americans are arrested for social media post(UK)? How many Americans are getting sick because of no sanitation standards (India)?
- Comment on It's Wednesday! 2 weeks ago:
Question is who is Nes and how are they getting married every week?
- Comment on Thinking for yourself 2 weeks ago:
Unfortunately, you are the sheep and everyone around you are the wolf in sheep clothing.
- Comment on House Republicans Investigate Wikipedia Over Alleged Bias 2 weeks ago:
Yep, graduated!
- Comment on House Republicans Investigate Wikipedia Over Alleged Bias 2 weeks ago:
True Lemmy will not let you post anything from certain news sources. Wiki people can cite anything so Lemmy is more limiting to narrow its users information.
- Comment on House Republicans Investigate Wikipedia Over Alleged Bias 2 weeks ago:
I mean it is comparative to someone saying everything on lemmy is correct because people believe it true. Wiki is a open source so anyone can add to it. Anyone with. Strong opinion or faulty information. Basically just a collection of open source info without regulations.