lagoon8622
@lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Bitwarden 100% price increase 2 weeks ago:
I use one for work and the other for personal. They are both great, with slightly different convenience/security tradeoffs imo. Big fan of both, don’t know why it has to be one or the other for an OSS credentials manager
- Comment on Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it 2 weeks ago:
They choose how they express it.
And? What are you insinuating? Just come out and say it
- Comment on CPU shortage is 'getting more serious day by day, no less than the memory chip situation' says unnamed gaming PC company 2 weeks ago:
I was going to say, thin clients are nothing new at all. And they’re already practicing with thin terminal deliveries with TVs these days
- Comment on Happy Titty Napkin Tuesday 2 weeks ago:
You ok bro?
You can print out red cards and hand them out to women if you disapprove of their clothing. You can make those dumb femoids that won’t even fuck you wear chadors so you won’t be distracted. You can deport the sexy men too so they won’t make you gay
- Comment on Happy Titty Napkin Tuesday 2 weeks ago:
A boob apron is a sparkling titty napkin
- Comment on Every! 3 weeks ago:
If there was actually a zero in there, wouldn’t someone not get a slice?
- Comment on Trust in Norway's royal family is plummeting 1 month ago:
There are a few amazingly simple solutions to these problems. I think you’re overthinking it
- Comment on allium gang rise up 🌰 1 month ago:
I don’t know how I’d exist without allium and chili. I would simply pop out of existence like a flavorless virtual particle
- Comment on Ruining my life 1 month ago:
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 1 month ago:
Is it that glowy that “defected” “from” “NK”? Just guessing honestly
- Comment on Bro caught slippin 1 month ago:
Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with those kicks either, since we’re here and all
- Comment on AI agents now have their own Reddit-style social network, and it's getting weird fast 2 months ago:
These people are fucking deranged lmao
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Sprinkle some coke on him and bake him away, toys
- Comment on Bounce 2 months ago:
The Tiggeration of Pooh, 1863, traditional, mixed media (frosting on cake)
- Comment on UNIX V4 is back: I booted into the 1973 OS and it made me weirdly happy 2 months ago:
- Comment on I carrot believe it 2 months ago:
Forcing the radish-mice to wear the bodies of their eviscerated families as ears is diabolical
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 4 months ago:
Alas, this “innocent” babe is not so innocent after all. Through a stunning lack of personal responsibility, they never invested in $DOGE during early availability. A lack of capital will doom this freeloader to a life in the mines
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 4 months ago:
- Comment on SipsTea 4 months ago:
Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 4 months ago:
It is a page-turner; in fact it’s a banger. It’s an incredible book
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 4 months ago:
Mfw no gme_meltdown on Lemmy 😩
- Comment on What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound? 5 months ago:
I think the bongo only comes in after the kazoo part where it goes zzzZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZz
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 5 months ago:
Gotta buy that ticket to heaven
- Comment on Yacht Trouble? 7 Common Problems & Fixes 5 months ago:
I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home
- Comment on Built to last 5 months ago:
If it can’t get an encrypted timestamp signed by a particular private key then it knows it doesn’t know what time it is
- Comment on 5 months ago:
The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly
- Comment on beans 🫘 5 months ago:
Tyfys 🙏🫡
- Comment on They're coming. 6 months ago:
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
- Comment on I wonder if it would be possible to force the AI crawlers to mine crypto 6 months ago:
My understanding of Anubis is that it just leads the crawler into a never-ending cycle of URLs
That’s not how Anubis works. You’re likely thinking of Nepenthes
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 6 months ago:
We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.
Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing