lagoon8622
@lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on 1 day ago:
The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly
- Comment on beans 🫘 4 days ago:
Tyfys 🙏🫡
- Comment on They're coming. 1 week ago:
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
- Comment on I wonder if it would be possible to force the AI crawlers to mine crypto 1 week ago:
My understanding of Anubis is that it just leads the crawler into a never-ending cycle of URLs
That’s not how Anubis works. You’re likely thinking of Nepenthes
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 1 week ago:
We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.
Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing
- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 2 weeks ago:
78% of the air is nitrogen. Stop being a dick.
Great, start a chip company and start filling your bags with air.
You’ll learn quickly that there’s another predominant element in air besides nitrogen (surely it won’t matter though, it’s only 20.8%).
- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 3 weeks ago:
They are not filled with air, they’re typically filled with nitrogen
- Comment on xkcd #3142: -Style Pizza 3 weeks ago:
Incorrect; it reheats fine in a countertop convection oven (or a cast iron or carbon steel pan on the stovetop if you know what you’re doing)
- Comment on xkcd #3142: -Style Pizza 3 weeks ago:
attemptedfailed miserably - Comment on same as it ever was 3 weeks ago:
This professor is a really great follow on Bluesky
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 4 weeks ago:
The inventors of Markdown thought they would do something devastatingly clever and eat newlines if the next line has content. That way, if you’re writing Markdown in the Stone Age and your editor doesn’t support soft-wrap (it’s a stone tablet), you can do your own soft-wrap and Markdown will “helpfully” eat all the newlines (unless there are two or more).
Of course this has done nothing to help and instead caused chaos and confusion for anyone non-technical. Very clever
- Comment on This bacon grease 4 weeks ago:
What about it? Save it. Make your black beans taste incredible
- Comment on Oppression.jpg 4 weeks ago:
A couple hundred thetans in a trench coat?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
He held his pen in his mouth 🤬🤬
- Comment on Make America Great! 4 weeks ago:
Yeah OP is delusional. “Oh well I turned {{age}}, guess I’ll just stop caring about anything.”
- Comment on Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants 5 weeks ago:
We’re not liberals, dipshit
- Comment on You packing heat? 5 weeks ago:
Dude just put the stuff in there, close the door, and press the button (yes, a physical button in 2025, believe it or not 🙏) in the center console
Like that Santa Fe a lot
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 1 month ago:
Mormons.
Batshit-crazy religious nuts who worship money
- Comment on It's all connected 2 months ago:
Yes, for Harambe
- Comment on Supersized stick insect discovered in high-altitude trees in Australia 2 months ago:
“<thing> is so heavy! It weighs about as much as 13,879.25 elephants!”
- Comment on Lemmy is a tech literate echo chamber 2 months ago:
They may not know all the commands, so we’ll just tell them
man manand they’ll be able to bootstrap from there - Comment on I tried Servo, the undercover web browser engine made with Rust 2 months ago:
Graydon Hoare was working at Mozilla when he created Rust
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 months ago:
Gone too late 🥀
- Comment on Avatar (the one with the blue aliens) is such a weird franchise 2 months ago:
Isn’t the story alien sideboob? I still remember that, very meaningful
- Comment on Tastes bubbly 2 months ago:
You’re going to want this
- Comment on 'Clanker' is social media's new slur for our robot future 2 months ago:
We need a c/okbuddyclanker
- Comment on Switzerland plans surveillance worse than US 2 months ago:
But on the minus side, it’s a cross
- Comment on I just shitpost🙃 2 months ago:
Fuck, I forgot all about Maddox lol
- Comment on High quality sticker though 2 months ago:
A lot of men think almost exclusively with their dicks
- Comment on Surprising no one, new research says AI Overviews cause massive drop in search clicks 2 months ago:
Makes sense, thanks. I guess I just wasn’t cynical enough to see it right away