lagoon8622
@lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Trust in Norway's royal family is plummeting 1 week ago:
There are a few amazingly simple solutions to these problems. I think you’re overthinking it
- Comment on allium gang rise up 🌰 1 week ago:
I don’t know how I’d exist without allium and chili. I would simply pop out of existence like a flavorless virtual particle
- Comment on Ruining my life 2 weeks ago:
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 2 weeks ago:
Is it that glowy that “defected” “from” “NK”? Just guessing honestly
- Comment on Bro caught slippin 2 weeks ago:
Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with those kicks either, since we’re here and all
- Comment on AI agents now have their own Reddit-style social network, and it's getting weird fast 4 weeks ago:
These people are fucking deranged lmao
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Sprinkle some coke on him and bake him away, toys
- Comment on Bounce 1 month ago:
The Tiggeration of Pooh, 1863, traditional, mixed media (frosting on cake)
- Comment on UNIX V4 is back: I booted into the 1973 OS and it made me weirdly happy 1 month ago:
- Comment on I carrot believe it 1 month ago:
Forcing the radish-mice to wear the bodies of their eviscerated families as ears is diabolical
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 2 months ago:
Alas, this “innocent” babe is not so innocent after all. Through a stunning lack of personal responsibility, they never invested in $DOGE during early availability. A lack of capital will doom this freeloader to a life in the mines
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 3 months ago:
- Comment on SipsTea 3 months ago:
Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 3 months ago:
It is a page-turner; in fact it’s a banger. It’s an incredible book
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 3 months ago:
Mfw no gme_meltdown on Lemmy 😩
- Comment on What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound? 3 months ago:
I think the bongo only comes in after the kazoo part where it goes zzzZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZz
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 4 months ago:
Gotta buy that ticket to heaven
- Comment on Yacht Trouble? 7 Common Problems & Fixes 4 months ago:
I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home
- Comment on Built to last 4 months ago:
If it can’t get an encrypted timestamp signed by a particular private key then it knows it doesn’t know what time it is
- Comment on 4 months ago:
The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly
- Comment on beans 🫘 4 months ago:
Tyfys 🙏🫡
- Comment on They're coming. 4 months ago:
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
- Comment on I wonder if it would be possible to force the AI crawlers to mine crypto 4 months ago:
My understanding of Anubis is that it just leads the crawler into a never-ending cycle of URLs
That’s not how Anubis works. You’re likely thinking of Nepenthes
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 5 months ago:
We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.
Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing
- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 5 months ago:
78% of the air is nitrogen. Stop being a dick.
Great, start a chip company and start filling your bags with air.
You’ll learn quickly that there’s another predominant element in air besides nitrogen (surely it won’t matter though, it’s only 20.8%).
- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 5 months ago:
They are not filled with air, they’re typically filled with nitrogen
- Comment on xkcd #3142: -Style Pizza 5 months ago:
Incorrect; it reheats fine in a countertop convection oven (or a cast iron or carbon steel pan on the stovetop if you know what you’re doing)
- Comment on xkcd #3142: -Style Pizza 5 months ago:
attemptedfailed miserably - Comment on same as it ever was 5 months ago:
This professor is a really great follow on Bluesky
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 5 months ago:
The inventors of Markdown thought they would do something devastatingly clever and eat newlines if the next line has content. That way, if you’re writing Markdown in the Stone Age and your editor doesn’t support soft-wrap (it’s a stone tablet), you can do your own soft-wrap and Markdown will “helpfully” eat all the newlines (unless there are two or more).
Of course this has done nothing to help and instead caused chaos and confusion for anyone non-technical. Very clever