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- Submitted 5 hours ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 9 comments
- Comment on advertisement 5 days ago:
If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you’re good to go.
Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don’t have access to a hospital.
- Comment on Can't Fool Me! 1 week ago:
I’m in my 40s and I still occasionally get a dream where I’m using the toilet, and that in the dream I’m making sure I’m really awake by looking around the room reading labels on things etc. People say you can’t read text in dreams, because it looks mangled and makes no sense. Well, if you believe it makes sense within the logic of the dream - that is, whatever switch in your brain that makes you go from “not sure” to “100% confident” gets flipped - then it matters not what lorem ipsum horseshit is printed in melting calligraphy on the shampoo bottle. My brain yearns for a piss-filled mattress and it will not be dissuaded by my feeble attempts at some sort of dreamworld scientific method.
- Comment on It’s the little things 1 week ago:
What if each H~2~O molecule was coated in a hydrophobic substance?
- Comment on It's transportation not cisportation 1 week ago:
I think my bank manager has a kink, keeps texting me about “transaction”??
- Comment on What do you call the first person with a new genetic mutation 1 week ago:
Patient 1
- Comment on Can reading assholes be considered science? 2 weeks ago:
I can tell by the flavour that a new love interest will come into your life imminently.
- Comment on The Cause of Grok’s Increasing Antisemitism? Apparently, Two Lines of Code (Update: One of the Lines of Code Was Removed) 2 weeks ago:
Say what you will about Musk, but you gotta hand it to the man; for someone who has sired so many bastards with so many different women, he has somehow remained the world’s biggest virgin.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Is Calling for a New Holocaust | The chatbot is also praising Hitler and attacking users with Jewish-sounding names. 2 weeks ago:
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realise loving the white race and wanting a secure future for white children makes me a BIGOT.
/s
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 24 comments
- Comment on The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact 2 weeks ago:
“Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the
childrendevs!?”The last refuge of a dying argument 😴
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 3 weeks ago:
Potatrick Tuberman
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 13 comments
- Comment on If nudity was more widely accepted, tattoos would be more popular. 3 weeks ago:
I bet it’d also cause a huge comeback for those rub-on tattoos you used to get with bubblegum.
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 14 comments
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 5 weeks ago:
“Council Juice” in N. Ireland.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 28 comments
- Comment on Don't kink shame Oklahoma City. 1 month ago:
To me it looks more like the transcript of a monkey asking for help because he’s choking.
- Submitted 1 month ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 51 comments
- Comment on What are you all looking forward to at Summer Games Fest? 1 month ago:
Same here, either Half-Life 3 or Portal 3 would be the dream (why not both in a fancy new Orange Box?)
Hell, a non-VR version of Alyx would make me happy! I do have access to a headset, but I get very sick very fast when I use it. Pounding headaches, nausea, it’s really bad 😒
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 month ago:
Good for you man, that’s a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It’s like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered - Update 1.1 (Beta) 1 month ago:
Why are they so excruciatingly slow to release patches? This patch doesn’t even cover game-breaking issues, such as the bow’s paralysis perk crashing the game if you trigger the perk twice in a row. There’s a workaround where you edit .ini files to set the chance of paralysis to 0%, but most people aren’t gonna do that.
I got 100% of the cheevos and logged 110 hours in doing so. The game crashed for me literally hundreds of times (maybe close to 1,000), and I submitted the bug reports for every one of them. I had to quicksave every minute, to avoid losing too much progress. It’s the most unstable piece of software I’ve ever used, game or otherwise.
The game itself is great, but fuck me… almost 2 months later and they patched maybe 0.2% of the crashes and bugs every player is encountering 😒
- Submitted 1 month ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 48 comments
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- Comment on Discord unveils Discord Orbs, a new in-app currency that users can earn by completing Quests, which reward participants who interact with ads 1 month ago:
RIP Discord.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 1 month ago:
Kids. Thank god I’m not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don’t see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff’s badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷
Unless there’s some angle to this non-foot people don’t understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.
- Comment on The New York Times Just Published Some Bizarre Race Science About Asian Women 1 month ago:
I agree with the outrage, but I don’t know that using race science to combat race science is the way to attack this horseshit. Futurism essentially says “the NYT says Asians have small hands, but what the race science actually says is that hand size is yada yada etc. etc.”
Like, is race science silly or is it not? 🤷 If science said that, yes, Asian women have unusually small and “nimble” fingers, it wouldn’t make a bit of difference; the entire concept is stupid and racist, not just the inaccuracy of the hand measurements. Needling over the microdifferences in index finger girth between Asians and Americans (who may well be of Asian descent themselves) is missing the whole-ass point.
- Comment on "Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel". 2 months ago:
Bel Throat, a condition of the larynx where the sufferer is unable to speak because of nervousness/anxiety. Often suffered by brides and grooms at the altar.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I was on a leash as a kid in the early '80s 😂 I forgot all about it until I saw this post. It was just when we were out shopping or something, it wasn’t like I was tethered to a post in the back garden. But honestly, a leash on young toddlers just seems like a good idea to me, especially if you have 2 or more kids and you’re all out together. Lots of tragedies could have been avoided if little Willy and his new superpower of self-determined locomotion wasn’t able to suddenly take a sharp 45° turn and sprint headlong into oncoming traffic. Abductions would be a lot harder to pull off, too. Thinking of James Bulger, specifically 😔
I also think it’s way nicer/less “abusive” than placing the kid in a buggy/stroller and wheeling their grumpy asses around like yer bell-ringing fella from Breaking Bad. They have zero freedom in that case, whereas on a leash they can at least walk around a bit and expend some of that crazy fizzy energy.