superduperpirate
@superduperpirate@lemmy.world
- Comment on What is a metaphor you like in your language? 2 days ago:
Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”
Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”
Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”
When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”
When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”
- Comment on Not even once! 3 days ago:
Doesn’t really bother me. I’m not the sort that likes to post, but I will comment periodically. All this does is give me more stuff to look at.
- Comment on Beautiful stories like this just make you smile 4 weeks ago:
If you marry a barracks rat, don’t be surprised if she hooks up with Jody while you’re downrange.
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 5 weeks ago:
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
- Comment on Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet. 2 months ago:
“Getting nicked” as in getting pickpocketed, swindled, or otherwise taken advantage of?
- Comment on Hey nerd 4 months ago:
Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.
- Comment on Hey nerd 4 months ago:
Any idea what the original caption was?
- Comment on THICC 4 months ago:
Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.
- Comment on Infinity 4 months ago:
Nandor the Relentless agrees with you
- Comment on True Suffering 4 months ago:
This looks like a table read for a Game of Thrones episode. I’m curious about which one it is.
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 5 months ago:
No oil? No tacos? No point…
- Comment on Shart, not fart 5 months ago:
Out of tacos
- Comment on Just why?? 5 months ago:
There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s culture, and the Dutch.
- Nigel Powers
- Comment on It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose 6 months ago:
9 or 12 because TNG is the Star Trek series that I’ve seen the most of.
- Comment on Apple 6 months ago:
“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”