superduperpirate
@superduperpirate@lemmy.world
- Comment on What is your age range for dating? 🤔 😮 1 week ago:
The largest age gap I’ve been involved with was about 4 years. I was 31, she was 35, and we lasted about three months. Current partner and I are about 1.5 years apart.
If I were single and interested in dating, I think the lowest age I’d be willing to go is half my age plus 7. Someone at the absolute lowest end of that range would need to check a lot of other boxes for me to be willing. Most I’d be willing to go over my age is about 10 years.
But frankly, if I were single, I’d probably just stop the online dating thing and live my best life on my own, and if I met someone who was interested cool, and if not it ain’t the end of the world.
- Comment on Time sure flies. I remember pausing my N64 to watch the news coverage. 3 weeks ago:
I’m guessing entertainers have the same problem pro athletes do: they’re very good at their trade but tend not to have great money management skills.
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 3 weeks ago:
OSU? I’m assuming it’s Oregon State. Oklahoma State is too flat for that, and Ohio State is too urbanized for that.
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 4 weeks ago:
Firetruckin
- Comment on I hate it there 2 months ago:
My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.
- Comment on What is your favorite movie? 2 months ago:
The Big Lebowski
- Comment on I used to really like that one 2 months ago:
After looking it up:
- Russell Brand got charged today in London
- Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York
- Comment on Its so joever 4 months ago:
Sounds like a line from a deleted scene from In Bruges
- Comment on What is a metaphor you like in your language? 4 months ago:
Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”
Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”
Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”
When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”
When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”
- Comment on Not even once! 4 months ago:
Doesn’t really bother me. I’m not the sort that likes to post, but I will comment periodically. All this does is give me more stuff to look at.
- Comment on Beautiful stories like this just make you smile 5 months ago:
If you marry a barracks rat, don’t be surprised if she hooks up with Jody while you’re downrange.
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 5 months ago:
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
- Comment on Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet. 7 months ago:
“Getting nicked” as in getting pickpocketed, swindled, or otherwise taken advantage of?