superduperpirate
@superduperpirate@lemmy.world
- Comment on I hate it there 3 days ago:
My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.
- Comment on What is your favorite movie? 1 week ago:
The Big Lebowski
- Comment on I used to really like that one 1 week ago:
After looking it up:
- Russell Brand got charged today in London
- Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York
- Comment on Its so joever 1 month ago:
Sounds like a line from a deleted scene from In Bruges
- Comment on What is a metaphor you like in your language? 2 months ago:
Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”
Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”
Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”
When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”
When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”
- Comment on Not even once! 2 months ago:
Doesn’t really bother me. I’m not the sort that likes to post, but I will comment periodically. All this does is give me more stuff to look at.
- Comment on Beautiful stories like this just make you smile 3 months ago:
If you marry a barracks rat, don’t be surprised if she hooks up with Jody while you’re downrange.
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 3 months ago:
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
- Comment on Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet. 4 months ago:
“Getting nicked” as in getting pickpocketed, swindled, or otherwise taken advantage of?