RobotZap10000
@RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
- Comment on My world is so much better because of immigrants 1 day ago:
A shithole.
- Comment on My world is so much better because of immigrants 1 day ago:
Our blessed homeland vs. their barbarous wastes
How dare you not pledge your undying allegiance to the spot of dirt that you were born on!??!?!? - Comment on Apple’s plan: Stall, cheat, repeat 2 days ago:
I smell a ten-figure fine cooking in the kitchen of the EU.
- Comment on Protect your inbox from unsolicited adverts with McTruth Email Defense™ 3 days ago:
subliminal messages in the chrystler jeep dodge ram commercials
This is either perfect satire or unrefined lunacy, and I’m not sure which one it is.
- Comment on Palantir accuses British doctors of choosing ‘ideology over patient interest’ in NHS data row 3 days ago:
Poor Gestapo, they’ll have to scrape Facebook for their Orwellian products instead of getting the data spoon-fed to them ;(
- Comment on literature 3 days ago:
Hey, at least with the books they’ll have to use their imaginations to visualize the scene!
- Comment on Epstein died by suicide, did not have 'client list': govt memo 3 days ago:
“we looked at it and saw nothing wrong”
seems legit - Comment on Battlefront II is currently at 3,99€, offers ends on the 10th of July 4 days ago:
It’s hard not to like them. Shooting down enemies is not a slog and you don’t get sniped it 1 shot, dying is not as bad because you can just jet to the action in 5 seconds anyways, and who could possibly hate piloting an X-Wing with the intuitive controls?
- Comment on Oatmeal 4 days ago:
Cucumber slice
- Comment on Battlefront II is currently at 3,99€, offers ends on the 10th of July 4 days ago:
I just started playing. The normal shooter PvP was also not my favorite, but do you really think the same of the space battles? I love it a lot.
- Comment on The universe has no concept of happiness or sadness. It is up to us to find things that make us happy (or sad if that's what we want). 4 days ago:
But once you stop running from it and embrace it, you will become truly free.
- Comment on Wet floor 5 days ago:
The reporter’s shirt literally reads “Prime AI Mind” and there are plainclothes people behind the police tape.
- Comment on Spain ruling party bars members from hiring sex workers 5 days ago:
The fuck does it matter if I pay for sex? If I can hire someone to massage my back, I should be able to hire someone to massage my prostate. That party can mind its own business, instead of prying about what consenting adults do with each other in the little time we all have on this Earth.
- Comment on Study finds smartphone bans in Dutch schools improved focus 5 days ago:
They were always collected when not in use. We don’t get personal devices, we either go to the computer room, where every screen can be seen by the teacher at once a la panopticon, or we get a trolley full of laptops that we hand in at the end of the lesson. You can also BYOD that isn’t a smartphone, so long as you don’t use it during lesson time when the teacher doesn’t permit it.
- Comment on Study finds smartphone bans in Dutch schools improved focus 6 days ago:
At my middle school, we also banned smartphones throughout the whole building. You were meant to either leave yours at home or put it in your locker when you got there. It’s a lot easier to chat with people during the breaks when they’re not face-down in their phone screen.
- Comment on Meta’s “AI superintelligence” effort sounds just like its failed “metaverse” 1 week ago:
I fear for the next turd that Silicon Valley will shit out next to keep the growth story going. The only thing that grows forever is cancer. I can only hope when the AI bubble pops, which would be foolish to think that it won’t, the vulture capitalists will be holding the bag so hard, that they will entirely give up on the fairy tale that the tech industry isn’t mature. Since it won’t grow forever anymore, the stock price will crater and the employees that were paid in it will be shit out of luck.
- Comment on ICEBlock climbs to the top of the App Store charts after officials slam it 1 week ago:
“Just following orders…”
- Comment on Help, I need to poop for 3 days 1 week ago:
That Mandelbrot set really makes you want to crap your pants alright.
- Comment on Small 1 week ago:
Louis Griffin from Family Guy has a rather nasal voice, so whenever she says her husband’s name, Peter, it sounds a lot more like Peetah.
- Comment on Every poster needs a shitter 1 week ago:
It can also give you a fantastic enema!
- Comment on morning 1 week ago:
As not a parent of a kid, I have no idea what “tung tung tung sahur” is meant to mean.
The creepy realistic pictures of cartoon characters is a pretty funny meme. Here’s an example of one:
“Bomb” from Angry Birds in a realistic style - Comment on ai roleplay 1 week ago:
WHen the Rizz is too W
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Same(ish) here in the Netherlands. The fact that the near vicinity isn’t entirely asphalt and concrete, due to there not being 300 parking spaces for a fast food place, probably helps it not feel like a Nazi bunker.
- Comment on Accurate 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I honestly think they're impossible to understand 2 weeks ago:
“Professors hate this one weird trick to become a lawyer without studying for 7 years!”
- Comment on Netanyahu asks court to postpone corruption trial summons: lawyer 2 weeks ago:
Only $260,000!? Netanyahu is a cheap whore.
- Comment on But Ma Couch! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds meet for the first time. 2 weeks ago:
Talking out of your AIss*
Or just great satire, what’s even the difference between that and reality these days? - Comment on Fan-made Mario Kart 64 PC port released, with track editor and ultrawide support 2 weeks ago:
How else am I supposed to see the green shells behind me?
- Comment on Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds meet for the first time. 2 weeks ago:
The awful lighting on this photo makes Linus look older than Bill!
