Taleya

Literally made me laugh loud enough i sent it to my sister

Being southern hemisphere, i’ve never seen “the man in the moon”. But i see the rabbit and think of the Aztecs every time

They didn’t forget to ask though? Stalin said no in reply?

I’ve seen them irl.

People werent as weirdly obbsessed with the contents of other peoples pants

Same in Australia. Although we do have our own foot-the-ball game that may have been adapted from an indigenous game, no one fuckin’ knows

XD XD XD

loves me some homoeroticism but if you’re gonna pretend you’re straight while doing it, the only option is being femme

He’s delicately wooing other men, if he ain’t gay that’s feminine af

I kinda sideeye these claims when he was outdone by the conciliatory efforts of literal genocidal maniac batman

Ah, so the only real communism is marxism?

grabs popcorn

You just have to look at how people react to climate change, or covid, or basic immunology to understand how lack of knowledge or understanding creates mythological structures of pure horseshit

It explains a lot when you account for everyone getting whacked on lead, mercury, volcano fumes, fava beans, botulism, ergot and resin

Idk mine are all “scratch my arse with a plastic rake” and “watch me fall headfirst into the toilet”

“We just got attacked by foreigners! Better investigate our own citizens!”

Numpties

Classic overcompensation

Worst gender reveal ever

Show this to a maori i dare ya

Sadly the time team weren’t the ones who found him

Apache webserver, very low level only the la part of a lamp. File server. Two proxmox, one to fuck around with vms on, one “production” hosting a HA instance, middleman on alpine that lists symlinks of contents on the file server in kodi-friendly naming format for the kodi machines in the lounge / bedroom /brewery and firewalled XP machine for legacy drivers on older camera equipment. Win7 machine physically airgapped and KVM’d on my main monitor/keyboard for my old school games and programs. Also has a CRU for drive recovery / backups. OpenWRT firewall.

Hes got no stones to throw with the silmarillion on the loose

You can have soemthing “good” come out, good is a relative, not an absolute.

The question is whether or not it was worth the cost

Your finger, you fool

It’s a safe bet a good 80% or more of your diet is the result of precolumbian food science

Modern humans are comprised of about six different species.

We like to fuck

“When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth”

That’s because they murdered them all

Gotta have a pure wehrmacht for the upcoming cold war

Not enough people talk about how Russia started WWI. Oh they’ll admit they then ran away to bbq romanovs, but it’s incidental