Schorsch

@Schorsch@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaving religious people speechless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would call myself religious. I’m not speechless. I agree. So this is more like: How to leave conservative dickheads speechless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Apple’s iOS 26 and Google’s Android 16 Will Change Our Phones⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple be like: People want longer lasting batteries?? Naah, let’s give them blurry UIs instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For those about to dose, WE SALUTE YOU⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Any of so funny joke with ‘ADHD’ and ‘squirrel’ misrepresents what ADHD is. And it fucking annoys me.

  And it probably misrepresents squirrels too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They know where to come back when they figure themselves out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to divide the feet value by 3.28084.
  0/3.28084=0.

  So it’s 0 meters. There you go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why are we eatings shrimps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shrimp is bugs always

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes and you know what else sucks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Uwu can we start a war pretty please? (Totally not a war tbh, just a preventative strike.) (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one is mine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lamp of the free…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean it gets worse?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when I was in school they told me I was supposed to enjoy my youth and that it would be about the best time of my life. What they actually did was to demotivate me regarding my future. School was hell. Life is much better nowadays.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got some more folks??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft wants Windows Update to handle all apps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but probably minus the good aspects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natures jehovas witness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah there, what’s the algorithm going to think!!?!1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The horns emoji is the hearts emoji for boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a guy I’ve come to use hearts emojis more and more given it’s ok in the context…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chili⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  👆 Chili

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨engaged⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Na gut, solange sie es mögen ist doch alles schicki und fein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy when it finds out the beans aren't ready yet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the beans ready now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not going to remember this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  - … … … you’re not even listening, are you!?
  …
  - … uuuuuh, what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logitech is dropping support for its oldest Harmony remotes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They did that with their Squeezebox range of media players.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 Soothing Solutions for Back Pain Relief (That Actually Work!) 💆‍♂️✨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet this pillow is total and utter shit if their business depends on advertising like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Weight of the Internet Will Shock You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  wow I’m so shocked I can’t contain my excitement *yawn*

  Does it get more clickbaity than this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GM blocks dealership from installing Apple CarPlay retrofit kits in EVs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because of ✨capitalism✨.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love cheese. 🧀 Do you love cheese? 🧀😄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see. It’s time to act. I promise to address this issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love cheese. 🧀 Do you love cheese? 🧀😄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a shitpost community, not a fromage post community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my house, my rules.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  𝓗𝓪𝓽𝓮
  𝓒𝓻𝔂
  𝓓𝓲𝓮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  8-hour work days are a made-up concept. They’re not set into stone.

  Also, use your work time wisely. Like… on the toilet, for example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  4-6 hours of active work time isn’t enough.

  Says who!??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do most Americans use an iPhone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple is in no way better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next week, Amazon is stripping away your ability to download your ebooks.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “your” ebooks. – You never owned them in the first place. And if buying isn’t owning, questionably acquired ebooks aren’t stolen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bumper crop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Weed em out before it’s too late. See current US politics to know why.