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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    what did they use before? sewage?

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Probably oil

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      • Lazylazycat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah my parents have decided oil is the root of all evil and cook everything in water now lol. They love their soggy food.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Alcohol. They were just boiling it.

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is that why they call the unmodified thing “raw sewage”? Is it because it’s used in cooking?

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      • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s because the bottled sewerage market demands that their product be called “refined sewerage,” or sometimes “sparkling sewerage” if carbonated.

        But it can only be called “le fizzy shitz” if it’s from the Shitz region of France.

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  • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I know it’s overused but cliches are cliche for a reason, so I love it when people say “So close!” and then make fun of someone for saying some braindead shit.

    Also reminds me of some stupid ad I saw for expensive ass chlorophyll powder packets to put in your water. My sibling in christ, eat a fucking salad with spinach if you want chlorophyll.

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    • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      CHLOROPHYLL? more like BORE-OPHYLL!

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “That’s why I take twice-daily MORE-O-PHYLL from Malt-O-Meal.”

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      • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        This is such a snore-gasm.

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    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My sibling in Christ

      Lmfao I’m stealing this expression

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      • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m honored, truly. I try my best 🥹

        Tbh I probably saw someone else say it before and just used it myself.

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  • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Stomach is thriving”

    They don’t even try to form coherent thoughts anymore, just buzzwords to sell your current “brand”.

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    • SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just assume this kind of sloppy copy is AI.

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      • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The depressing thing is how often it’s not

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    • fishy@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The depressing thing is how often it works

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Somehow, without the aid of nuclear devestation, people have managed to reset to Year 0. Just “rediscovering” shit that already existed as if it’s new tech. And then try to sell it to people.

    It’d almost be funny if it didn’t make me so fuckin mad.

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    • varyingExpertise@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s just interaction bait.

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    • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What’s worse is they all passed history class. Somehow.

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    • millie@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I figured out something absolutely crazy. You can put vegetables into the ground, (you know, the dirty thing outside?) and they will literally just start making more of themselves.

      Also, you know all those naked people outside with too much hair and no arms? They’re here made of meat!!! It’s true!

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      • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I have seen variations of the vegetable innvoation in the wild, although you can never tell when things are ironic anymore

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    • Zanathos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Dibs on dehydrated water!

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    • applemao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Have you noticed more and more people “blank behind the eyes?” I have. Like a real life ai model.

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      • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        My eyes are pretty dead but I think its just thr hope in me that’s died having from watching trump come to power in america.

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      • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Oh god no, I don’t talk to people in public any more.

        I have repeatedly got “oldman yells from porch” angry when I see a string of "peak"s and “absolute cinema” under any form of media which, at best, can only claim it wasn’t trying to sell me something. I won’t get further into that because it’s not productive and probably sounds elitist.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

    The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That’s what they’re opposing.

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    • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Making soup and then dumping out the soup seems like a very stupid way to make soup.

      Maybe they feel better from not eating all of those simple, delicious calories.

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      • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Have you ever cooked pasta?

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      • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s like when somebody throws out the white rubbery thing after drinking their mozzarella

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      • irmoz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s called “boiling”.

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    • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

      So… boiled vegetables. That’s still already a thing. Not a particularly good thing (to my tastes), but been a thing for a long time.

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      • Microw@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We are not talking about a specific food here, but about a way to prepare food. It does not matter what you cook - meat, vegetables, whatever. It’s about cooking it in water instead of sharp oil-based cooking.

        And no, it is not new at all.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

      Then it’s a waste of vitamines.

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      • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean, I definitely boil things like broccoli or potatoes and drain the water after. Not every meal calls for soup.

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Real men cook in motor oil.

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      • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Agreed. I always cover myself in motor oil before I flambé my crêpes suzette!!

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      • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        During the siege of Leningrad they actually did have to resort to cooking in machine oil, among other awful things. Of course they were almost all women, because the men were fighting the war

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      • Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        youtube.com/shorts/NjkyCGljSiI

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Surely there is some third way

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      • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I read in popular science that it might be possible to use a variety of different kinds of gases to carry heat, or perhaps some kind of radiant heat or even radio waves to cook food. But sadly this fantastic technology is still just fiction. I hope I get to see a form of cooking that doesn’t involve immersing food in hot liquid. I wonder what it would taste like.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        no! water or oil only! no grill!

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  • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    were they just frying everything in bacon grease before?

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    • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Like a good, patriotic 'MERCAN

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The ocean is technically a soup

    And technically, so are you

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    • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What technicality are we playing on here? Anything that contains water is a soup?

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      • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean humans are like 80% water so

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      • zqps@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Also needs vegetables and salt.

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      • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We’re a collection of soups (see the insides of every cell

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  • RobertPulson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I CALL it hot ham water

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Are “steamed hams” considered water-based cooking?

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      • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Vapour based.

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    • milliams@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So watery! Yet there’s a smack of ham to it.

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  • lefaucet@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought this post was a nod to our ancestors who figured out the power of soup-life.

    These mother fuckers getting nutrients from hitherto inedible plants and just chillin as all the others got the runs and fever from eating uncooked game with worms n shit

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This reminds me of when I was doing chi gungs with a YouTube monk, until he started making bizarre claims that I’d never get sick again and my body would magically heal itself. It did not.

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  • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It might be a stew when it’s done, served as pictured, I’d call it a soup. Sorry bout it

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    • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What’s the difference?

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      • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Stews are thicker with big chunks and soup is thinner with small chunks

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  • nixcamic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m convinced that everyone who starts one of these weird diets and feels better has a random food sensitivity that just happens to get cut out by their diet.

    Like, you feel way better on that crazy carnivore diet where you eat only meat, but it’s cause you have undiagnosed celiacs and eating only meat happens to cut out all wheat.

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    • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Many people have FODMAP sensitivities and confuse them for gluten.

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      • nixcamic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’ve thought that because of my celiac tests coming back marginal and all the other issues I have, but I get wounds on my skin that take months to go away and severe anxiety from gluten which I don’t think can be caused be fodmap sensitivity.

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  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    water based hot salad

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    vegetables are healthy

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Okay so now I’m questioning where the line between soup and stew is…

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    • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Viscosity

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    • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.

      Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.

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      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think it’s more that a stew is a kind of soup. Bisque is a kind of soup, chowder is a kind of soup.

        The real question is how many noodles can you eat it with before you have to start calling it a sauce.

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      • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Depends on the bisque or chowder.

        I think the best way to describe the difference is just a higher liquid to solid ratio.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        How many lentils do you have to put in a lentil soup until it becomes a stew?

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      • Johnmannesca@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Don’t forget the chayote; certain gourds are perfect for stewing!

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not even good soup. Real soups use some kind of broth to give a lot of base flavor.

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    • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What do you think a broth is?

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      • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        My brother in christ, what do you think we use to make the broth?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And now you’re water-based pooping.

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  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you want to do “water based cooking” for vegetables try steaming instead of boiling.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That kinda looks like sinigang, a Filipino soyr soup.

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    • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Where is the seafood?

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      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I tend toward pork spare ribs, though I’ve done some runs with shrimp.

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  • jcacedit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It looks like the post was made by a Cambodian. Pov translates to ‘young brother/sister’ and is commonly used as a term of endearment. So the odd terminology could have been lost in translation. … and that looks like a typical Cambodian soup.

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s probably not the real caption. It’s likely fake like every other one of the social media memes.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Potagers hate this one weird trick!

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The all-dip diet is where it’s at…

    Image

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like a “dry brine”. Aka “rub”. Just more salt. A rub with salt.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Something tells me it dont taste like soup

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    … you cook your veg.?

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    • lefaucet@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Got kale? Best cook 'em, cause no way your digestive tract breaking down those cell walls on they own… Just gonna shit out all that untapped iron 'n vitamins

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyklwLBuAaU

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