MacNCheezus

@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope so too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨engaged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weil die Korrespondenz zwischen “on” und “off” einen besseren Kontrast hat als “an” und “holen”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Really hard to imagine this working

  That’s the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨engaged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For the non-Germans here, this can essentially be translated as follows:

  Music: on

  Jerking: off

  For the OP: Digga, dieser Witz funktioniert offensichtlich besser in Englisch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With joy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah you won’t, we’ll just drink another cerveza and maybe a couple shots of mezcal and then we’ll all be friends again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it helps, this isn’t my own picture. I would probably use softshell tacos as well because I’m not a barbarian.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never had borracho beans but I googled them and I’m intrigued. Beer and bacon are some of my favorite food groups.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I may not have felt the touch of a woman in YEARS but even I am not autistic enough to play this game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the hardshell tacos, isn’t it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop gaslighting me as if I’d never seen any frijoles in my entire life.

  Even professional food photographers struggle at making these look appetizing, and that’s AFTER throwing a bunch of garnish on or around them.

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  Sorry, but you’re still just polishing a turd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ayy, that could work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait till you see this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think jeans offer the necessary cooling properties for this particular application.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you might have a mild-to-severe case of autism, but don’t worry, that’s at least half of Lemmy if not more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially on Taco Tuesday.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, refried beans look like diarrhea and taste like ass at least 90% of the time.

  I’ve had some good ones occasionally but they’re few and far inbetween. I don’t even order combos at Mexican restaurants anymore, just gimme da tacos straight and save the frijoles for your dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate the Brits as much as anyone but baked beans beat refried beans any day of the week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'know...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re bromosexual?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tomato. I figured the higher water content and lower sugar would prevent it from caramelizing and clogging up the pipes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would I want to make my sis cry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You bet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That must have been either a very small egg or a very large CPU.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Came here to post this. Shut up and take my upvote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you, Genie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it just me or does it seem like there would be more issues with 17 wishes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ABSOLUTE MADNESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bird law is not governed by reason.