MacNCheezus
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- Comment on US | Renee Nicole Good said ‘I’m not mad at you’ before ICE agent shot her, video shows 2 days ago:
Renee Nicole Good calmly said everything was “fine” and “I’m not mad at you” seconds before an on-duty Immigration Customs Enforcement agent fatally shot her
Ask any married man and they’ll confirm that whenever a woman says “everything is fine” and “I’m not mad a you”, everything is not in fact fine and you are in great danger.
- Comment on Everything is a circle. Old cars had buttons rather than a shift. And the newest cars of today have gone back to i 3 days ago:
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
Ecclesiastes 1:9
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- Comment on Give me some good ones 4 days ago:
Honestly, if someone hadn’t let me in on the secret, I probably still wouldn’t have figured it out. Three thoughts later? This one could take you anywhere from three days to three years to figure out.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 5 days ago:
Bless your heart
- Comment on shoutout to finland 6 days ago:
Well, then what madman thought “we should take this candymaking ingredient and spread it on our fields to improve plant growth”?
Major “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” vibes.
- Comment on shoutout to finland 6 days ago:
I just want to know what madman took a look at some fertilizer and thought “hey… what if we put this stuff in candy?”
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 1 week ago:
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.
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- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 1 week ago:
I can’t argue with that.
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- Comment on I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences 1 week ago:
I mean… chickens have been around for a lot longer than that, as has cheese (and pizza crust).
You’d just have to buy a whole bird instead, and do all the work yourself.
- Comment on A cat licking a banana 1 week ago:
15 minutes into Catflix and chill and she gives you this look
- Comment on How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user? 2 weeks ago:
Just use a cool nature video as your desktop background instead? Pretty sure that’s possible on most systems nowadays. MacOS actually does this by default already.
- Comment on How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user? 2 weeks ago:
Just use your smartphone to call him then.
- Comment on How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user? 2 weeks ago:
So your use case is having your desktop show a live view of what’s on the other side of the screen to make it appear transparent? Okay.
What if it’s just your desk and the wall behind it?
- Comment on How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user? 2 weeks ago:
What’s on the other side of the screen that would possibly be worth taking a picture or video of? Unless you’re in public, I guess, in which case — creepy.
Plus, consider that a laptop screen is usually angled backwards so the camera would be pointed towards the ground unless it’s also rotatable, which means extra moving parts (i.e. things that could break).
I honestly can’t think of any scenario in which this would actually be useful.
- Comment on Honestly how????? 2 weeks ago:
Somehow, Immanuel Kant managed to spend his entire life there (and he lived to a ripe old age of 80 years), and still became one of the most influential philosophers in modern history.
However, it was still part of Germany back then.
- Comment on Honestly how????? 2 weeks ago:
Make Königsberg German again 😢
- Comment on Good deal 2 weeks ago:
No crank? This is useless.
- Comment on Italians at Christmas 2 weeks ago:
Germany has entered the chat
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 3 weeks ago:
I had an old, dusty laptop that needed some serious cleaning recently, so I went to the store to buy one of these. Was rather surprised that they’d make me go to the counter and show my ID before allowing me to purchase one, but now I know why.
- Comment on Hey Grok 3 weeks ago:
I’ll take the ketamine, thanks
- Comment on for ranked smoking only 3 weeks ago:
I gotchu, fam makerworld.com/…/569512-500-cigarettes-adapter
- Comment on We're switching produce! 3 weeks ago:
@Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com will not be happy about this
- Comment on imagine 3 weeks ago:
Real
- Comment on Thanks, Google. Very cool. 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t make this. I stole it fair and square, like all of my other memes.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 34 comments
- Comment on Cops hassling Santa for not having papers to be in the US 3 weeks ago:
No he’s not.
- Comment on "Media consumption" 3 weeks ago:
This is why I only get games on giveaway nowadays
