RizzoTheSmall

@RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senior MP calls for Marilyn Manson concert in Brighton to be cancelled⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, the church doesn’t want the competition…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BBC shelves Gaza doc over impartiality concerns⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck off you genocide sympathisers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good guy moth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Vader: vwommmmmm

  Moth: Oh wait tho…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The horror of not being able to spell simple words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No no, the bike is for 1990s pop sensation Seal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think he's sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow it’s like an episode of Cox ‘n’ Crendor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AGI achieved 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  o3-pro? Damn, that’s an expensive goof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been considered by many, but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don’t taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they’d raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

  A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Denmark is dumping Microsoft Office and Windows for LibreOffice and Linux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it because they’re better and free? It’s because they’re better and free. I bet that’s it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Los Angeles Police Department shot an Australian reporter with a rubber bullet while she was live on TV. Zero provocation.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We will have no video evidence of our obvious fascism, thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google quietly released an app that lets you download and run AI models locally⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You never heard of ollama or docker model runner?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! If they take out Doncaster, who will eat all the Gregg’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Teen could never enjoy life because their mom is the kind of person who uses porn sites rather than having a conversation about masturbation and sexual health with her child.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average asking price for UK home hits new high of almost £380k⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah see all we have to do is all say no. If nobody buys at stupid ridiculous prices then nobody will sell for stupid ridiculous prices. Value is what people are willing to pay, and I am not willing to pay nearly half a million quid for a basic-ass house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apologetic for taking a compelling shit on your porch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Names come and go⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Board members like "Maybe changing the name again will make people buy into our yass trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The part of the show, where Jack Black comes out, and sings a silly song⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like they’re casting a comedy musician or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got banned for commenting on a video of something like “guy loses it in van and runs down protestors” my comment was pointing out that they were running into the way of an already (slow) moving van and then leaping dramatically to the ground. It was like a grade school production of a Chinese insurance scam en masse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t miss Reddit. I got my 10 year account permanently banned for making a complaint about a mod who temp banned me for no perceivable reason.

  Eat a sack of damp turds Reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m genuinely shocked he didn’t burst into flames on entering the place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft kills Windows Maps app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a windows maps app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doubtful. It will either immediately go back on its promise of no censorship, or will become a cess pit of hate and illegal activity.

  Either way it’s doomed from the outset by virtue of being associated with Liz Truss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one good thing about all this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The EU. Everyone’s favourite country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Monsters are near by..."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so cooked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find any research on the impact of increased prevalence of vaping on bee populations. I feel there should be scientific studies done on this. It’s pretty much sweet smelling sticky bee poison that people are now walking about puffing all over every surface.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got zero points… guess I’m old now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say rather than “sad” that Deftones is Angry Horny with songs like Knife Party and Change In The House Of Flies etc. but the chart puts them opposing 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Blink 182 veered wildly to the right towards 2012. They’re mostly back on the left again now, though.