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@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
just a sad girl looking for laugh-out-louds
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 2 days ago:
I try to go to a local spot once a week or so for the sake of community. It’s kinda fun.
My problem drinking happens mostly at home.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
Yeah. Lol. You got me. Fuck. I need a bubble bath.
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 4 days ago:
“Minimum viable product” describes a lot of the items that end up in my grocery cart these days – produce especially.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 5 days ago:
cat cat kitty-cat kitty-cat-cat cat-cat-cat cat kitty cat
one need money
i got into it by going :3 and adopting a cat
- Comment on beans 🫘 3 weeks ago:
Patron saint of the lemmyverse
- Comment on beans 🫘 3 weeks ago:
> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beanspff w/e this is wise af
> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beansFellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…
- Comment on Ants Trapped For Years in a Soviet Nuclear Bunker Survived in The Most Horrifying Way 3 weeks ago:
Cannibalism. It’s cannibalism.
- Comment on Are Cars Just Becoming Giant Smartphones on Wheels? 1 month ago:
You’re so cool because instead of choosing to not connect your phone to your car, you bought a rusty 07 Camry?
Yes.
- Comment on YSK about 15 bean soup. 1 month ago:
“Can you explain what the fediverse is for me again?”
- Comment on Why do conservatives define being fascist solely as "being violent?" 1 month ago:
Damn, you really are the waco kid
- Comment on xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure 1 month ago:
ITT: people arguing about how to measure their wood
- Comment on The Good Genes 1 month ago:
From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I was told that the balalaika is what you play when you’re too drunk to play guitar.
Anyway here’s “Shooting Me Softly” from Rayman Origins for all the kazoo fans - m.youtube.com/watch?v=thsJg1LP46A
- Comment on hope so 2 months ago:
I was on the fence about picking up South Park again, but I managed to catch the latest new episode over the weekend. Definitely worth checking out.
- Comment on "Tea cup" app - user database leaked today (incl. drivers license & IDs). Daily reminder not to give your ID to online services [THEY DO NOT PROTECT YOUR INFORMATION] 2 months ago:
Found this article after a quick web search: forbes.com/…/what-is-tea-the-viral-women-only-app…
It’s an app where women upload photos of men they’re dating to get “the tea” on them (red flags, catfishing, etc.). I always wondered if something like this existed. Sucks that it has to, sucks even more if their users are being targeted like this.
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏 3 months ago:
Tbh i have no clue lol
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏 3 months ago:
That’s how you build up good credit
- Comment on So close! 4 months ago:
What’s the difference?
- Comment on They're unstoppable 5 months ago:
shantae fans perplexed
- Comment on Do tell!!! 7 months ago:
I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.
- Comment on It works for anything 8 months ago:
Oh pour it on why don’t you
- Comment on Is thinly-veiled political whinging really a question just because you used a question mark? 8 months ago:
No, fuck no. It’s so annoying and I’ve been wanting to call it out, but technically that wouldn’t be answering the question.
- Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time 8 months ago:
It’s the moments they don’t laugh that are truly the most outrageous
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
- Comment on Mainstream media's face when Trump dies of a hamburger heart attack and they have to go back to reporting like they used to. 8 months ago:
Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right
- Comment on How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off? 8 months ago:
That’s an apt analogy. I was just thinkin this is loss.
- Comment on How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off? 8 months ago:
So what we’re really talking about here is not sleep debt, but rather, sleep loss.
- Comment on Try to remember... 8 months ago:
Some people awaken as legendary heroes reincarnated. I awakened as monke
- Comment on Defend your cheese 9 months ago:
do you suppose this is actual cheese or what a robot thinks cheese looks like
- Comment on Can harmless viruses be engineered to deliver vaccine payloads for different actually harmful viruses? 11 months ago:
That’s what you call a viral vector. Apparently the Sputnik V vaccine for COVID used this approach.
