lolola
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
just a sad girl looking for laugh-out-louds
- Comment on beans 🫘 4 days ago:
Patron saint of the lemmyverse
- Comment on beans 🫘 5 days ago:
> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beanspff w/e this is wise af
> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beansFellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…
- Comment on Ants Trapped For Years in a Soviet Nuclear Bunker Survived in The Most Horrifying Way 5 days ago:
Cannibalism. It’s cannibalism.
- Comment on Are Cars Just Becoming Giant Smartphones on Wheels? 3 weeks ago:
You’re so cool because instead of choosing to not connect your phone to your car, you bought a rusty 07 Camry?
Yes.
- Comment on YSK about 15 bean soup. 3 weeks ago:
“Can you explain what the fediverse is for me again?”
- Comment on Why do conservatives define being fascist solely as "being violent?" 3 weeks ago:
Damn, you really are the waco kid
- Comment on xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure 4 weeks ago:
ITT: people arguing about how to measure their wood
- Comment on The Good Genes 5 weeks ago:
From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I was told that the balalaika is what you play when you’re too drunk to play guitar.
Anyway here’s “Shooting Me Softly” from Rayman Origins for all the kazoo fans - m.youtube.com/watch?v=thsJg1LP46A
- Comment on hope so 2 months ago:
I was on the fence about picking up South Park again, but I managed to catch the latest new episode over the weekend. Definitely worth checking out.
- Comment on "Tea cup" app - user database leaked today (incl. drivers license & IDs). Daily reminder not to give your ID to online services [THEY DO NOT PROTECT YOUR INFORMATION] 2 months ago:
Found this article after a quick web search: forbes.com/…/what-is-tea-the-viral-women-only-app…
It’s an app where women upload photos of men they’re dating to get “the tea” on them (red flags, catfishing, etc.). I always wondered if something like this existed. Sucks that it has to, sucks even more if their users are being targeted like this.
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏 3 months ago:
Tbh i have no clue lol
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏 3 months ago:
That’s how you build up good credit
- Comment on So close! 4 months ago:
What’s the difference?
- Comment on They're unstoppable 4 months ago:
shantae fans perplexed
- Comment on Do tell!!! 6 months ago:
I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.
- Comment on It works for anything 7 months ago:
Oh pour it on why don’t you
- Comment on Is thinly-veiled political whinging really a question just because you used a question mark? 7 months ago:
No, fuck no. It’s so annoying and I’ve been wanting to call it out, but technically that wouldn’t be answering the question.
- Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time 7 months ago:
It’s the moments they don’t laugh that are truly the most outrageous
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
- Comment on Mainstream media's face when Trump dies of a hamburger heart attack and they have to go back to reporting like they used to. 7 months ago:
Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right
- Comment on How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off? 7 months ago:
That’s an apt analogy. I was just thinkin this is loss.
- Comment on How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off? 7 months ago:
So what we’re really talking about here is not sleep debt, but rather, sleep loss.
- Comment on Try to remember... 7 months ago:
Some people awaken as legendary heroes reincarnated. I awakened as monke
- Comment on Defend your cheese 8 months ago:
do you suppose this is actual cheese or what a robot thinks cheese looks like
- Comment on Can harmless viruses be engineered to deliver vaccine payloads for different actually harmful viruses? 10 months ago:
That’s what you call a viral vector. Apparently the Sputnik V vaccine for COVID used this approach.
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
Perhaps a better question is why aren’t more people shunned. There are some good answers already, but I’ll throw in another reason that seems to come up sometimes.
The US is highly polarized on a lot of issues. If one can frame their shunning as one of those wedge issues, they can probably get enough people to rally around them that they escape accountability.
“I’m being deplatformed because of racism against white people!”
“We have freedom of speech in this country, so if you take everything in the Constitution absolutely literally like I do, it’s obvious I should be able to spew whatever bullshit I want. You don’t hate the Constitution and the founding fathers, do you?”
- Comment on What would be the best Fediverse sub/community/place for questions about probability and statistics? 10 months ago:
I don’t know of such a community, but I’ll point you in the direction of conditional probability.
Also:
Six Sigma “graduates”
Lol fair description
- Comment on Video game libraries lose legal appeal to emulate physical game collections online 11 months ago:
Are there any instances of a 3rd party making digital copies of games available and paying some licensing fee back to the copyright holders? Something akin to how book libraries handle ebooks?
- Comment on Guess who’s suing the FTC to stop ‘click to cancel’ | Companies fight back to make subscription services easy to cancel 11 months ago:
Some of the companies involved that are mentioned in the article:
- Service providers (Comcast, Charter, Cox)
- Entertainment (Disney, AMC, Paramount, Warner Bros. Discovery
- Those connected to advertising (Google, Netflix, Amazon, Meta, Vizio, the NFL)
- Home security (ADT)
