ebolapie
@ebolapie@lemmy.world
- Comment on ⠀ ⠀ a 4 days ago:
“real life?” Sounds fake
- Comment on ⠀ ⠀ a 4 days ago:
I feel like I just read an SCP document
- Comment on I'm down 6 days ago:
I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. It no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?
Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.
- Comment on (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ 1 week ago:
Hot take: all world heritage artifacts should be located in the most geopolitically stable area possible
Hotter take: un peacekeepers should protect world heritage sites with weapons-free orders
- Comment on Protip: 1 week ago:
He wears toe shoes
- Comment on Protip: 1 week ago:
Based on my understanding of the state of the ground in cities, that is gross.
- Comment on Matrix.org is Introducing Premium Accounts 1 week ago:
No, but you do have to make enough to convince the bank to loan you the money to buy it.
- Comment on Strawberries are nuts 🍓 2 weeks ago:
What is a tree?
- Comment on Strawberries are nuts 🍓 2 weeks ago:
If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 2 weeks ago:
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
- Comment on Twenty-seven states and DC sue 23andMe to oppose the sale of DNA data from its customers without their direct consent 2 weeks ago:
That’s certainly a possibility, but it doesn’t seem like the most likely explanation to me.
- Comment on Twenty-seven states and DC sue 23andMe to oppose the sale of DNA data from its customers without their direct consent 2 weeks ago:
If the child stayed in the native community wouldn’t that imply that they would likely grow up to have a child with someone else in that community?
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 3 weeks ago:
The life support machine called…
- Comment on Calm down 3 weeks ago:
I think Abraham Lincoln’s head just did that.
- Comment on So close! 3 weeks ago:
During the siege of Leningrad they actually did have to resort to cooking in machine oil, among other awful things. Of course they were almost all women, because the men were fighting the war
- Comment on So close! 3 weeks ago:
I read in popular science that it might be possible to use a variety of different kinds of gases to carry heat, or perhaps some kind of radiant heat or even radio waves to cook food. But sadly this fantastic technology is still just fiction. I hope I get to see a form of cooking that doesn’t involve immersing food in hot liquid. I wonder what it would taste like.
- Comment on The city is so lively 4 weeks ago:
For future reference !fuckcars@lemmy.world is a community on the instance lemmy.world.
- Comment on Kinda fucked up tbh 4 weeks ago:
China will still have an operational station. Probably.
- Comment on Telegram and xAI agreed a one-year deal to distribute Grok; Telegram will get $300M in cash and equity from xAI and 50% of subscription revenue 4 weeks ago:
Briar would be great if I knew anyone who was willing to use briar
- Comment on Will rice fix it?! 5 weeks ago:
Sure, as long as he doesn’t hear you calling him that
- Comment on Speak American 5 weeks ago:
Honestly at that point just use the whole onion
- Comment on The most powerful laser in the US recently produced 2 quadrillion watts of power 5 weeks ago:
Goes to 11
- Comment on Shine a laser on the moon 5 weeks ago:
If the median is 24 I think we have problems
- Comment on As Trump makes nice with Arab Rulers, Elon Musk isn't the only one to benefit. Musk's brother has deals for his own. His dad opened an Institute in Dubai 5 weeks ago:
The what now
- Comment on Happens too often to both women and men 5 weeks ago:
this comm is for shitposts, not shit posts
- Comment on Awooo 1 month ago:
Asinine, fatuous, inane…
- Comment on Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads 1 month ago:
I 100% believe that Facebook and friends are causing this trend but it’s important to note that the linked study does not conclude that causation is present:
There is an independent association between problematic use of social media/internet and suicide attempts in young people. However, the direction of causality, if any, remains unclear. Further evaluation through longitudinal studies is needed.
- Comment on Anthropic launches Claude web search API, betting on the future of post-Google information access 1 month ago:
Imagine if Google had simply not made Google Search shit
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 1 month ago:
- Comment on Thought provoking tee shirt 1 month ago:
See, no, it’s funny because… um… gay. And if you’re gay, that means you want to kiss. And I definitely don’t want to kiss, haha, unless? Wait no just kidding, haha,
