faythofdragons

@faythofdragons@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kiss goodbye to 8K as support from the TV industry 'dwindles'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if we had some kind of electron beam we could use to draw on a screen, and the brain just does it’s ‘persistence of vision’ shenanigans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8K⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Out of all the displays in the house, there’s only one 4k computer monitor. The dumb tv is a 1080p, my other monitor is a 720p, then my partner has a DVI and a VGA monitor for his computer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 10's extended support ends in eight months, but users are still rejecting Windows 11, at least in Germany⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  neumorphism

  Yeah, because fuck people with bad eyesight amirite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thank you fb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like I'm being watched⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Human⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a point of pedantry, humans can’t have the voice box of a parrot, because parrots have a syrinx and not a larynx.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That pepperoni is massive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you put rats in them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My DM’s gonna love it when I start asking about elevation changes in more specific detail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I play D&D, I turn into the mapmaker. Send help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bug ID⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trilobyte is next up from terabyte, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a whole bunch of beef that’s not edible by USDA standards, and that’s what gets made into dog food. I used to date somebody that worked at a glass-bottle dairy, and they’d eat it anyways, but it was clearly marked on the package “not for human consumption”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two-shay⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think my partner is panromantic/heterosexual. He’s got some friends where any stranger would reasonably assume they were dating, but he’s just not into dick in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It’s like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wokeness ended, check mate leftists ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Insert the “if they find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” audio clip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.

  Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.

  Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.

  For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh nooooooo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried, but my grandfather liked to sit in the living room recliner and doze instead of sleeping. He was such a light sleeper that he heard the faintest clink of me lifting the lid from the jar, and I was busted before I could even get a cookie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents... Huh...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody told you not to eat poop

  If you have friends who have kids, please ask them how often they’ve gotta tell their infant not to stick their poopy fingers in their mouth. I guarantee your parents had to do it with you too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we need more users⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The culture wars have reached the fediverse, and it’s making me less happy to be here. I don’t want to hang out in places where people use slurs and insults, even if they’re not aimed at me. I’m seeing more casual misogyny/misandry, more casual use of the r**** slur, more perfectionist gatekeeping, more assumptions, and just less good-faith comments in general.

  I’d advertise, but I’m starting to look for an alternative to lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The trolley made me fear for my life"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I submit that this is happening in a capitalistic environment, and there is a high probability that the safety mechanisms have not been maintained. Therefore, it is possible that the dead man’s switch has malfunctioned, especially if the train is hauling hazardous materials through Ohio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I felt so betrayed when I found out Germany isn't called Germany in Germany⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are, I can buy both at the local grocery. Turnips are white, rutabaga are a yellowish color.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So the design has never changed since it was made? The engineers have never needed to figure out an upgrade or slightly different way of doing it?

  Of course randos don’t make them in their garage, but somebody does, and I don’t see a problem with experts incorporating this into their workflow. I don’t know why you do?