SOB_Van_Owen
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- Comment on Calm your tits 3 weeks ago:
Are you me?
There’s that possibly apocryphal story in The Fly reboot with Jeff Goldblum about how Einstein had like seven identical sets of clothes so he didn’t have to waste effort on deciding what to wear.
- Comment on Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells 1 month ago:
Seem to recall Blood Music had a pretty ok outcome. Though maybe it was overly optimistic.
- Comment on GoneWild was once about people feeling wild and posting pictures of it. Now it's just OnlyFans sale 2 months ago:
Tiger got to hunt Bird got to fly Man got to ask himself “why, why, why”
Tiger got to sleep Bird got to land Man got to tell himself he understand
- Comment on Starbucks Baristas Aren't Writing Messages On Your Cup By Choice 2 months ago:
I often wonder about all these little coffee shops around here (Appalachian Kentucky). Almost all of them seem to have a religious bend. They inscribe bible verses around your cup like some kind of incantation. Would bet it’s store policy and not just them wanting to inject gospel into your day. Is coffee even mentioned in the Bible?
- Comment on ‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago? 5 months ago:
I’ll see her standing by the monorail She’ll look the same except for bionic eyes She lost the real ones in the robot wars I’ll say I’m sorry, she’ll say it’s not your fault Or is it? And she eyes me suspiciously Hearing the whir of the servos inside
- Comment on Oh fuck no 5 months ago:
My reaction on seeing this was to wonder about the Wendy’s Nasty Patty ™.
- Comment on Get good. 5 months ago:
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o’clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.