Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants

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• snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll take them ALLLLL off your hands for $3.50.

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  • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will get in on the bids. $3.25!

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If Chevy had released this truck it would have been ended up like the HHR but worse.

  It’s not even good at being a truck, aside from the other shit.

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  • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least the HHR had a functional rear-view mirror

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well you could take it camping and cut vegetables with the doors. …and use all the rust coming off it as an ingredient in your diy pottery glaze…that’s about it tho.

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• GuyFawkes@midwest.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like any fires we see now should start as insurance fraud investigations

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• SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hopefully they all catch fire sell.

  Fucking autocorrect am I right?

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• ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All those retailer investors are going to get fucked so hard. They don’t even know they’re getting fed lies and end up bailing out the original investors who actually have money.

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh no, anyway…

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• Trimatrix@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, if they are gonna get rid of it, I will take one for free. Free EV is a free EV if it breaks down 5 days later then I am in the same situation I was before getting the truck.

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Except it still cost you money. It still needs to be registered, titled, and plated. This means you will be in the negative after only having it for 5 days.

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      also the ~$5000 (?) clear coat… lol i bet those are all getting rusty in whatever lot they’re stored in.

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just use it for the batteries and parts

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    • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Battery would be grand for a household solar install. Seats would be nice on the porch. The frunk can hold a lot of chicken feed, and the cabin would make a fine henhouse for a small flock.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

    I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

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• selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How is that $800 million WORTH? Is it a figure of speech?

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  • suicidaleggroll@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes it’s a common phrase. If an apple costs $2, and you have 10 apples, then you have $20 worth of apples.

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• AidsKitty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They are really going to have to slash prices to move those trucks. 50%,60%75%? Even then will anyone want them?

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• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would, you get $1.25per kilo of stainless steel and $3.15 for aluminium at the local scrap metal merchant

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Take the battery out and use it for home storage.

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    • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sure. Same. I could just throw a tarp over it on my way to the scrap yard, to protect my reputation.

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