jabathekek
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants 14 hours ago:
Well you could take it camping and cut vegetables with the doors. …and use all the rust coming off it as an ingredient in your diy pottery glaze…that’s about it tho.
- Comment on Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants 14 hours ago:
also the ~$5000 (?) clear coat… lol i bet those are all getting rusty in whatever lot they’re stored in.
- Comment on Anime Questions, Recommendations, and Discussion Thread [2025, Week 20] 2 days ago:
I’m really enjoying Lazarus rn, I think mostly because it’s a fresh take on Cowboy Bepop. It’s certainly not as good as CB, but the fight scenes and gun play are great.
Synopsis Confusion
At first I was a bit confused on how Hapna could kill everyone in a month, but it was later revealed that it’s not an exact date. Seems that the drug is never excreted, or at least partially stays in the body forever. Almost reminds me of how tylenol would never pass clinical trials these days because overdoses are so easy and deadly.
Also, Bonobo (
/watch?v=4Kc_U7mruec) made all the music for it, which is amazing as always. - Comment on Kids are short-circuiting their school-issued Chromebooks for TikTok clout 4 days ago:
IIRC constant abuse tends to ‘reset’ the brain to earlier points of development where there was no abuse as it attempts to find less painful behaviour patterns. This results in delayed development of certain areas of the brain; most notably the prefrontal cortex that is heavily involved with decision making and social behaviour but that isn’t fully developed until one reaches ~25 years old so I don’t know what you mean by “should be old enough to understand” because they clearly weren’t physically capable of it.
Source is introductory psychology courses. One of my professors is a researcher in child development and worked a lot with kids like the person you’re replying too. Treating them like “pieces of shit” just leads to more damage, so chill out.
- Comment on Kids are short-circuiting their school-issued Chromebooks for TikTok clout 4 days ago:
I feel you. I suppose a lot of people can’t imagine what it was like.
- Comment on Kids are short-circuiting their school-issued Chromebooks for TikTok clout 4 days ago:
Recording everything just in case they’re cheating lol
- Comment on Kids are short-circuiting their school-issued Chromebooks for TikTok clout 4 days ago:
Perhaps it’s more like “Kids short-circuiting school issued chromebooks because of excessive surveillance.”
…but probably not (or at least, not entirely) because many kids are dumb.
source: was a dumb kid.
- Comment on Are We All Becoming More Hostile Online? 6 days ago:
Your mother was a hamster. >:(
- Comment on Shinji need a little bit of motivation 1 week ago:
they’re trying to make a sushi roll with soy sauce already on it. save much time.
- Comment on 🔪🔪🔪 1 week ago:
Yes, exactly!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
>:(
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 1 week ago:
nuh-uh! see they’re in line to be extincted
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Someones gunna break it too.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Don’t forget pollen and seeds.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 1 week ago:
Queue extinction of snails
- Comment on aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA 1 week ago:
- Comment on 🔪🔪🔪 1 week ago:
Story tiem:
I was eating sushi outside on my lunch break, and ofc a local wasp was buzzing around so I moved a chunk of tuna a bit away from me so it would feel safe to land. It landed, cut out an almost perfect square of tuna, hugged it with it’s legs and flew off. It was a bit like watching a cargo helicopter lifting up a container.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 1 week ago:
and it makes a lot of sense when one thinks of clear cutting in terms of puritanism.
- Comment on BONE COLLECTOR 1 week ago:
In the paper, one of the caterpillars has an entire weevil head stuck to its body.
- Comment on ETERNAL TORMENT 1 week ago:
just don’t look at it
- Comment on BONE COLLECTOR 1 week ago:
Despite >100 years of entomological surveys, the bone collector species has only been found in a 15-km2 area of mesic forest in the Waiʻanae mountain range on the island of Oʻahu. Typically, an endemic Hawaiian lineage will contain multiple species with similar habits distributed across at least part of the archipelago [e.g., (11, 12)], but no other member of the bone collector lineage has been found. Phylogenomic analysis shows that the bone collector lineage is at least 6 million years old, >3 million years older than the island of Oʻahu (Fig. 3) (13).
The forest is being increasingly occupied by invasive species.
- Comment on BONE COLLECTOR 1 week ago:
Why not post a link to the source:
doi.org/10.1126/science.ads4243
?
Answer:
Grubby little publisher hands.
- Comment on Cookie cookie cookie 1 week ago:
I did this a lot with poptarts as a kid. I’m sure I would still do it, but I hate poptarts now.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 1 week ago:
…the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.
…it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States…
- Comment on Banananananananana 1 week ago:
Gross! Everyone knows bananananananananas are best when there’s still a bit of green.
- Comment on Banananananananana 1 week ago:
how else does one become secretary of health tho
- Comment on Researchers secretly experimented on Reddit users with AI-generated comments 2 weeks ago:
To me it was kind of obvious. There were a bunch of accounts that would comment these weird sentences and all of them had variants of JohnSmith1234 as their username. Part of the reason I left tbh.
- Comment on Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI | The Verge 2 weeks ago:
Your local library may have a subscription plan for card holders. You might be able to find it on your their website but a librarian would definitely know.
- Comment on Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI | The Verge 2 weeks ago:
“Duolingo will remain a company that cares deeply about its employees”
Except for the contract employees. Fuck those people.
In 2012, we bet on mobile. […] That decision helped us win the 2013 iPhone App of the Year and unlocked the organic word-of-mouth growth that followed. Betting on mobile made all the difference. We’re making a similar call now, and this time the platform shift is AI.
I think this is some sort of fallacy, not sure which tho. Maybe a hasty generalization? “We bet on mobile twelve years ago and won, so if we bet on AI now we’ll also win.”
- Comment on Lab-grown teeth might become an alternative to fillings following research breakthrough 2 weeks ago:
are you going to train your dog to chew things for you