datavoid
@datavoid@lemmy.ml
- Comment on People have private conversations on speaker phone but if I participate then I'm the crazy one 1 day ago:
My favourite is people blasting shitty music from the speakers on their Harley’s, fucking double trouble
- Comment on Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants 2 days ago:
Make elon pay to fire them into the sun
- Comment on Google might replace the ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’ button with AI Mode 3 days ago:
Fun anecdote - yesterday my new phone overheard me say something about rescheduling a vacation day. It then proceeded to add a “Vacation” booking on a completely random day.
Naturally I asked it what the fuck it was doing, and demanded it remove its permissions to edit my calendar. It quickly apologized, then assured me it had removed its capability to edit my calendar. I told it to not lie to my fucking face, realizing it could not in fact update its own permissions. It apologized again, presumably for being a pathological liar / asshole.
Then I disabled Gemini on my phone, and won’t be using it again. Thanks google!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
This reminds me that I don’t like people
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Hmmmmmm…
- Comment on Lemmy seems to have an LLM issue 4 days ago:
What are your thoughts on the guy with tiny feet?
- Comment on Windows Is Adding AI Agents That Can Change Your Settings 1 week ago:
I want to say I’ve read that statement like 10 times this week on lemmy
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 2 weeks ago:
Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?
- Comment on YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems 2 weeks ago:
At least I can unzip my pants remotely
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Long finger
- Comment on YouTube Tests AI Overviews in Search Results 2 weeks ago:
The worst part about the comment summaries is that bots are using the summary to come up with incredibly generic comments, which are then liked and give them high visibility. You can tell who they are due to the suggestive photo, and the 50% chance of nudity in their profile, and the 100% chance of that profile containing a link to a cam site. If you watch new, popular videos, there is almost certainly a porn bot in the comments. YouTube doesn’t seem to give a shit either, considering that it seems like at least half of these accounts are using the same profile image.
- Comment on The youtube algorithm is so bad, I say to my screen "why the fuck would I care about this!?" like 10 times a day. 3 weeks ago:
Convention be damned, you’ll never take my shower phone
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Don’t lie, we all know the result would be you immediately climaxing
- Comment on Are there extensions that turn every comment on your posts into hate comments? 3 weeks ago:
Back in my day all music was user generated content
- Comment on Abuse 2025 is a modern port of the original game from 1995/1996, updated to run on modern systems and with new features like high-resolution graphics, controller support, and more. 3 weeks ago:
Crack dot com is the best business name of all time
- Comment on Musician Who Died in 2021 Resurrected as Clump of Brain Matter, Now Composing New Music 3 weeks ago:
How do you know?
- Comment on Mid game review: Brütal Legend (2009) PS3 4 weeks ago:
I enjoyed Jack Black’s commentary when I played this on xbox a few years ago. The framerate hurt my soul, however
- Comment on finally got static IP from a new ISP 4 weeks ago:
Shout-out noip.com
- Comment on If all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy. 4 weeks ago:
Putin?
- Comment on It's easier than ever to de-censor videos 4 weeks ago:
The Japanese pixels are forbidden
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remaster is real - Eurogamer 4 weeks ago:
I’ve been save scumming my way through the fighters guild quests for literally 10+ years.
I’m like 1 achievement away from 100%… but holy shit, those trolls are relentless. They take like 40 hits to kill but only need 1-2 to kill you.
- Comment on 4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails. 4 weeks ago:
That is all 4chan lingo. As a general rule of thumb, if it sounds like something Elon would say, it’s from 4chan.
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 4 weeks ago:
That’s a lot of driving
- Comment on Dear Big Tech, Stop Shoving AI Into Operating Systems 4 weeks ago:
Installing them is dead simple.
Having them work? I’ll let you know when I figure it out
- Comment on Apple shipped five plane-loads of iPhones and other products in three days to beat US tariff deadline 5 weeks ago:
Most carriers seem to offer a cheaper rental contract now
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 5 weeks ago:
Despite the fact that poo steams if it is really cold outside, I have a strong suspicion they did not build a smoke stack to release a cloud of shit-smelling steam in the city.
- Comment on Request for FPS recommendations. 1 month ago:
Note that The Old Blood may not be your cup of tea
- Comment on The Switch 2 Nintendo Direct Will Be 60 Minutes Long, Nintendo Confirms 1 month ago:
Maybe this time it’ll be GTA V
- Comment on GOG seems to be considering paid membership option 1 month ago:
They need to fix their launchers on all systems before the do anything else. I’m happy to support them in their mission of game preservation, but they really don’t do a good job at providing a high quality service.
Also, I’ve purchased things from them that were never provided, and they refused a refund (warcraft 2 battle net key). I know it was likely Blizzard’s fault, but they could have at least responded to my emails with more than “no refunds, we are working on it”.
- Comment on Microsoft's many Outlooks are confusing users and employees 1 month ago:
Weird, I always cum while using Teams
(Dear employer - this was a joke)