Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on 12 hours ago:
You can buy cable modems cheap, too. No reason to use their crap at all.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 22 hours ago:
When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 1 day ago:
Does getting health care mean leaving your basement?
If so, young men aren’t doing it.
Hell, I leave my basement frequently and don’t want to get health care because I’m sure it will bankrupt me.
If someone callled me an ambulance I’d fight them because I don’t have ambulance money.
- Comment on I don't know what this means, but it's been stuck in my head. 2 days ago:
Is this some boobah stuff I’m too kiki to understand?
- Comment on WhatsApp Deploys AI, for Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family 2 days ago:
If the AI could help me decipher what the emoji mean that would be legit helpful
- Comment on Amazing Grace 3 days ago:
We don’t deserve Dolly.
- Comment on You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use. 4 days ago:
I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.
- Comment on huge tracts of land 1 week ago:
Pretty sure we invented capitalism
- Comment on Tesla Robotaxi Freaks Out and Drives into Oncoming Traffic on First Day 1 week ago:
One of those American robot cars
- Comment on huge tracts of land 1 week ago:
People, what a bunch of bastards
- Comment on huge tracts of land 1 week ago:
That’s probably someone hired to work the farm by the multinational who owns the wheat field, the pesticide, the fertilizer, and the genes of the wheat they’re growing.
- Comment on double kill! 1 week ago:
Recoiless pistol
- Comment on Senators Call for The FTC to Launch an Investigation into Spotify for Forcing Subscribers into Higher-Priced Subscriptions Without Their Consent. 1 week ago:
‘Member when podcasts were just RSS feeds with MP3 attachments?
- Comment on Teachers Are Not OK 1 week ago:
My ninth grade homeroom teacher seemed pretty okay but he kept a fifth of Jack in his desk so maybe that helped
- Comment on US military aircraft no longer visible at base in Qatar: satellite images 1 week ago:
Don’t wanna get spiderwebbed
- Comment on Marathon is delayed 1 week ago:
The fact that it ran on a Macintosh meant I could play it on the school computers during study hall.
- Comment on Marathon is delayed 1 week ago:
Original Marathon was really great. While you’re waiting for BUNGIE to drop this turd you should play the open source remake Aleph One.
It’s available on Steam for free as Classic Marathon.
- Comment on In this day and age is it possible to create a commune? With majority of vegetables coming from one acre and all put in to get wifi to our subdivision? So the bill is not that high? 2 weeks ago:
The problem isn’t that it’s impossible, but that humans are so awful they simply can’t do something like this without infighting and bickering and blame.
- Comment on Wanna tell the class the joke 2 weeks ago:
Clutch pedal is either on the wrong side or the French are weirder than I thought.
- Comment on Wanna tell the class the joke 2 weeks ago:
That’s clearly a right hand drive which means it’s a bruv
- Comment on Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads 2 weeks ago:
So they’re going to take what was once the best place for honest reviews and make it shittier.
Glad they don’t have an API or it would make the internet worse.
- Comment on CRISPR-Edited Stem Cells Reveal Hidden Causes of Autism 2 weeks ago:
Oh good now we can give everyone autism so they’ll be reasonable.
- Comment on YSK: Non-violent protests are 2x likely to succeed and no non-violent movement that has involved more than 3.5% of the country population has ever failed 2 weeks ago:
Cops are great at making any protest violent.
- Comment on Anker recalls over a million power banks due to fire and burn hazards 2 weeks ago:
Thanks
- Comment on Anker recalls over a million power banks due to fire and burn hazards 2 weeks ago:
I have one of these but stopped using it because it was bulging enough to bend the case.
Only problem is I can’t do the recall because they need the serial number which is on a piece of paper I threw away a decade ago.
- Comment on I don’t want to live here (USA) anymore 2 weeks ago:
And it’s not just that it’s awful. Fascism is awful everywhere.
It’s that it’s just so goddamn tacky.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s probably cheaper to hire Zach Efron to attract a bunch of girls than it is to hire a bunch of girls directly
- Comment on Hello, non-Americans, do you have any Chinese language classes in your education system? 3 weeks ago:
There was a show on Nick Jr that taught me how to count to three in Chinese while my kids had snack time.
- Comment on xkcd #3100: Alert Sound 3 weeks ago:
Enshittification.
- Comment on lonely shark 3 weeks ago:
Lonely shark door doo doo doot doo doo