Semi_Hemi_Demigod

@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They should have the umpires sign in braille

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably for ADA compliance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can buy cable modems cheap, too. No reason to use their crap at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you work for a company owned by a A..hole⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does getting health care mean leaving your basement?

  If so, young men aren’t doing it.

  Hell, I leave my basement frequently and don’t want to get health care because I’m sure it will bankrupt me.

  If someone callled me an ambulance I’d fight them because I don’t have ambulance money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know what this means, but it's been stuck in my head.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this some boobah stuff I’m too kiki to understand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp Deploys AI, for Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If the AI could help me decipher what the emoji mean that would be legit helpful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing Grace⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t deserve Dolly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huge tracts of land⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure we invented capitalism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Robotaxi Freaks Out and Drives into Oncoming Traffic on First Day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One of those American robot cars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huge tracts of land⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People, what a bunch of bastards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huge tracts of land⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s probably someone hired to work the farm by the multinational who owns the wheat field, the pesticide, the fertilizer, and the genes of the wheat they’re growing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨double kill!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Recoiless pistol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senators Call for The FTC to Launch an Investigation into Spotify for Forcing Subscribers into Higher-Priced Subscriptions Without Their Consent.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Member when podcasts were just RSS feeds with MP3 attachments?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teachers Are Not OK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My ninth grade homeroom teacher seemed pretty okay but he kept a fifth of Jack in his desk so maybe that helped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US military aircraft no longer visible at base in Qatar: satellite images⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t wanna get spiderwebbed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marathon is delayed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that it ran on a Macintosh meant I could play it on the school computers during study hall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marathon is delayed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Original Marathon was really great. While you’re waiting for BUNGIE to drop this turd you should play the open source remake Aleph One.

  It’s available on Steam for free as Classic Marathon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this day and age is it possible to create a commune? With majority of vegetables coming from one acre and all put in to get wifi to our subdivision? So the bill is not that high?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem isn’t that it’s impossible, but that humans are so awful they simply can’t do something like this without infighting and bickering and blame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna tell the class the joke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clutch pedal is either on the wrong side or the French are weirder than I thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna tell the class the joke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s clearly a right hand drive which means it’s a bruv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they’re going to take what was once the best place for honest reviews and make it shittier.

  Glad they don’t have an API or it would make the internet worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CRISPR-Edited Stem Cells Reveal Hidden Causes of Autism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh good now we can give everyone autism so they’ll be reasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Non-violent protests are 2x likely to succeed and no non-violent movement that has involved more than 3.5% of the country population has ever failed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops are great at making any protest violent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anker recalls over a million power banks due to fire and burn hazards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anker recalls over a million power banks due to fire and burn hazards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have one of these but stopped using it because it was bulging enough to bend the case.

  Only problem is I can’t do the recall because they need the serial number which is on a piece of paper I threw away a decade ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don’t want to live here (USA) anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s not just that it’s awful. Fascism is awful everywhere.

  It’s that it’s just so goddamn tacky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably cheaper to hire Zach Efron to attract a bunch of girls than it is to hire a bunch of girls directly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello, non-Americans, do you have any Chinese language classes in your education system?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a show on Nick Jr that taught me how to count to three in Chinese while my kids had snack time.