Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
~20 mi from downtown manhattan
Hard pass
- Comment on friendly reminder 2 days ago:
I’m outside right now. Still shitposting
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 2 days ago:
Reddit used to be good enough to get people to post daily without cajoling
- Comment on Apple customers are paying 16 times more for a chinese product sold 25 bucks 3 days ago:
It’s been this way since I bought my first Performa back in 95.
I got some RAM and a dozen Zip disks for Christmas instead of
- Comment on In the most delicious irony imaginable, the notorious early 2000s 'You wouldn't steal a car' anti-piracy campaign may have used an 'illegal' font 4 days ago:
I haven’t been this shocked since I found out the original McGruff voice actor was arrested with a bunch of guns and weed plants
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg Says Social Media Is Over 5 days ago:
They used to, but it didn’t boost ad engagement so they stopped.
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 6 days ago:
Obligatory:
- Comment on From $30 parmigianas to $15 pints, can Australia still afford the pub? 1 week ago:
The way he’s screaming at the end of that song is fucking beautiful
- Comment on What would the world look like if every worker got together and Unionized for a universale wage that helps everyone? Instead of one country trying to screw over another? 1 week ago:
I know, I’m disappointed that humans are humans, too.
- Comment on What would the world look like if every worker got together and Unionized for a universale wage that helps everyone? Instead of one country trying to screw over another? 1 week ago:
One thing that must happen for this is the elimination of all nation-state imposed trade and labor barriers. No more immigration checks, no passports or visas, free, global labor distribution.
- Comment on oh yeeeeeee 1 week ago:
Big Diogenes Energy
- Comment on From $30 parmigianas to $15 pints, can Australia still afford the pub? 1 week ago:
Apparently The Chats have expensive taste
- Comment on Has anyone told MAGA they are free to shut themselves off from the rest of the world all on their own. Honestly they do a pretty good job of it already. 1 week ago:
If you want land you have to buy it from the government on an annual basis unless you have sufficient arms and production to keep their thugs out.
- Comment on Has anyone told MAGA they are free to shut themselves off from the rest of the world all on their own. Honestly they do a pretty good job of it already. 1 week ago:
As someone who would very much like to cut theirself off from society: It is not this easy.
- Comment on Beachfront property 1 week ago:
A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.
As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.
- Comment on The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce 2 weeks ago:
Nah, the rocks are fine. It’s putting seeds in the ground that’s the problem. That’s how the seeds get you to do their bidding.
- Comment on The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce 2 weeks ago:
I feel barely human most days, because we are all collectively heinous, so I must have missed that.
Agriculture was a mistake.
- Comment on The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce 2 weeks ago:
Ketchup on a burrito that you don’t know is called a burrito is up there with putting ketchup on a well-done steak
- Comment on The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce 2 weeks ago:
It’s so American to be ashamed of the world laughing at us, and not at all the heinous shit we’ve done.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been accused of being a lot of bots but never a hasbara bot, whatever that is
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 weeks ago:
Kennedy was shot by the mob and a crazy guy, not Israel.
That’s why the mob killed the crazy guy later, because he stepped on their clout.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 weeks ago:
A clean death would not satisfy karma
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 weeks ago:
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
- Comment on I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family. 3 weeks ago:
I’ve never thought of this, even though I make the turkey every year.
Thank you for the inspiration
- Comment on Drug Dealer Simulator publisher launches an investigation against Schedule 1 creator. The game is supposedly “violating company’s IP” 3 weeks ago:
I played Drug Wars on my TI-89 almost 25 years ago which sounds like the same game but with better graphics.
- Comment on James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis 3 weeks ago:
Every bourbon I’ve tried just tastes like corn flakes to me
- Comment on Clean butt 3 weeks ago:
Yes but now the towel has poo water on it
- Comment on Clean butt 3 weeks ago:
Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.
Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?
- Comment on Coin-sized nuclear 3V battery with 50-year lifespan enters mass production 3 weeks ago:
They’re probably going to be used in medical devices like pacemakers. So they’ll be in the land but not necessarily a land_fill_
- Comment on James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis 4 weeks ago:
If I’m ever in Scotland I might just take a bite out of the ground to see if I like it
