Sterile_Technique
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
- Comment on well? 10 hours ago:
I can barely afford rent!
Well… the good news is you can stretch your income a bit further with spaghettification!
- Comment on Russia suggests Trump is emboldening Ukraine, delaying peace 6 days ago:
Boldly making obvious lies is kinda Russia’s style.
- Comment on We've all done it and it never ends well 6 days ago:
If it’s an organization-wide email group address that you’ve been added to, instead of reply-all, you can be extra chaotic by adding that group address as a BCC.
Then just say something stupid like “could you please remove me from this group” so it doesn’t look like you know what you’re doing.
It’ll spam the entire group, AND break any filters people have set up to delete/move/mark traffic hitting their inbox from that conversation.
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 1 week ago:
…never stops buffering.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 1 week ago:
Medical here. “Huh?”
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 1 week ago:
Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.
If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 1 week ago:
Placentas always look like a fake rubber model of a placenta. I’ve done hundreds of c sections, and there’s always something uncanny about seeing those things just hanging out in their bucket on my backtable.
- Comment on He is cooked 1 week ago:
t9 keypad? Meh.
Flex t9? Shit was flawless.
- Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 1 week ago:
…fuck, my coffee habit by itself is probably responsible for a solid 0.01 *C global temperature increase.
Sorry all… I didn’t know.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 2 weeks ago:
Honestly if I had the means and skills to survive that semi-comfortably, I’d be down for making that an annual tradition.
- Comment on Only half?! 2 weeks ago:
The last 6 months have been a long 4 years.
- Comment on What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today? 3 weeks ago:
The Pokemon games on all of Nintendo’s handheld consoles emulate really cleanly on a smartphone.
I’m a sucker for the Gen 1 nostalgia every now and then.
- Comment on What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today? 3 weeks ago:
Best way to play this these days? I have a disk from the early 2000s, but iirc the last time I tried to use it, it just prompted an update that led to a blizzard launcher… idr if it wanted me to buy a new digital copy or what, but I ultimately decided it was more work than it’s worth and gave up.
…these days I don’t think I even have a CD drive lol.
- Comment on What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today? 3 weeks ago:
Private servers with boosted rates can scratch that itch while severely reducing the grind. Every couple years I’ll poke my head into one, level to endgame in like a week, do some raids, do some PVP, then completely forget it exists. Couple years later, rinse and repeat.
- Comment on A Developer Built A Real-World Ad Blocker For Snap Spectacles 3 weeks ago:
But we already have RL ad blockers.
Iirc the legal term is “vandalism”. The stakes are higher, but the perk is that one user can block an ad for every user, so think of it as a community effort.
- Comment on What are your favourite single-player games without much fluff, grinding or difficulty spikes? 3 weeks ago:
If you liked Skyrim, check out Enderal - it’s a total conversion mod, but I’m Steam as it’s own game. It’s much more linear than Skyrim - the world still feels open, but it’s much more dense, and it’s scaled more like a traditional RPG, so if you wander off the intended path too far, you’ll get your ass beat by mobs that are much higher level than you.
Side quests are meh, with a notable exception of the Rhalata line, which is kind of like a combo of thieves guild and dark brotherhood. Main quest line is fucking wild.
If you skip the vast majority of side quests, you might have an issue with scaling, since you’ll be missing out on all that xp. If you run into that and don’t want to do the quests, just use the command console to cheat some in.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
Did not know the painter’s name. That said, I stand by the ‘fuck Goya’ when that shitstain of a company is brought up, meme or otherwise.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
They’re dissing the company.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
The company. They’re affiliated with the bigoted domestic terrorists squatting in the White House.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
That’s one of those companies that shouldn’t get another cent from you, ever.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 3 weeks ago:
It’s the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
- Comment on Where do I find my people 4 weeks ago:
That’s clearly a small segment of a Sith lightsaber blade.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 4 weeks ago:
Molten ice.
- Comment on Sounds interesting. Would definitely like to try it out 5 weeks ago:
‘lol-butt-plug’ aside, bass is as much about how it feels as how it sounds. I wonder if bass generation from a rectally inserted speaker would cause that booming/fluttering feeling you get in your chest at a concert.
I mean… It’s a testable hypothesis at least. For science!
- Comment on An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house" 5 weeks ago:
Think a drone could get up above it and drop something into the propeller?
- Comment on Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon 1 month ago:
…that enormous library is called “YouTube videos”.
- Comment on Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon 1 month ago:
I’ve resorted back to piracy, but mostly cuz my taste in music confuses the hell out of the algorithms: I’m a fan of symphonic metal, and seeding one of those songs as the start of a playlist on something like YT music will land you with a combination of heavy death metal and renaissance fair music.
If I ever find one that can actually distinguish sub-genres of metal, then sign me the fuck up!!
- Comment on Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon 1 month ago:
Youtube Music is pretty much just youtube with a different UI - the videos are the same. The audio quality is whatever’s uploaded, so it’ll vary a lot song to song.
- Comment on You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car 1 month ago:
64gb USB stick filled to the brim with pirated music. No skipping, no ads. This is the way.
- Comment on I've started playing The Witcher. No, not the good one. 1 month ago:
Witcher 1 is so bad it kinda goes full circle into having a certain charm.
It’s like the gaming equivalent of a pug: so ugly it’s cute.
…I recommend modding the fuck out of it to basically godmode blitz your way through the story so you can get on to Witcher 2 which is an actually decent game; and Witcher 3 which remains one of the best games on the market to-date.
