Almacca

@Almacca@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delivery Driver Scammed DoorDash Of More Than $2.5 Million⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I still miss usenet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A growing number of young chinese people are avoiding Starbucks Coffee. US executives are furious.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “as chinese customers become more knowledgeable about coffee, they will want to upgrade from lower-end or discounted products”

  Sick burn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are Americans so outgoing and extroverted and how can I become the same?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A complete lack of self-awareness seems to help with appearing confident.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck off HMRC/ IRS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Late to the party, and early to leave - that’s me all over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck off HMRC/ IRS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, that’s pretty funny. Thanks for the heads up. Beanz have been funny since The Goodies’ fake ads back in the day - "Get it RIGHT!’

  I will, however, add that beans are delicious and it’s not all that controversial to upvote them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are people who are still using toilet paper purchased during the pandemic.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love a happy ending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are people who are still using toilet paper purchased during the pandemic.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When times are tough, you’ve gotta use both sides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck off HMRC/ IRS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So beans are a meme thing now, are they? Should I bother finding out why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple executives ban Fortnight from the App store⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Finding it hard to sympathise with either of these dickhead corporations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple executives ban Fortnight from the App store⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How they actually spend their money never lies. They moan, but they still pre-order shit like gibbering apes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple executives ban Fortnight from the App store⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re trying to organise a rebellion via any privately owned company, you’re a fucking idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some Reddit users just love to disagree, new AI-powered troll-spotting algorithm finds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite thing back in the day was to engage with the trolls and try to get them all riled up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some Reddit users just love to disagree, new AI-powered troll-spotting algorithm finds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s way more than five.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp praises Saudi engineers and takes a swipe at Europe, saying it has 'given up' on AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still failing to see enough upsides to AI to justify the mad rush all these greedy arseholes are to get it into everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve gone back to books.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Company Regrets Replacing All Those Pesky Human Workers With AI, Just Wants Its Humans Back⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they’re people that produce nothing but still think they should be rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sturgeon’s Law, bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Next week: US Department of Defence announces purchase of fleet of Cybertrucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Take the battery out and use it for home storage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians are obsessed with SUVs and huge utes, but experts say they are making our roads deadlier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re over 4.5t, and a kitted out one can get that heavy, they do need to upgrade to light rigid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are We All Becoming More Hostile Online?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from anything, spending all that energy resisting change that’s coming anyway must be exhausting. It’s no wonder they’re so cranky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are We All Becoming More Hostile Online?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They send SWAT teams to their houses, which is pretty close.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are We All Becoming More Hostile Online?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I go more for ‘tiresomely cynical’, but whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I have several ‘gaps’ in my resume, and I don’t think I have ever been asked that question in an interview anyway. It’s not something that’s ever seemed relevant to either of us. And jokes aside, if it ever did get asked, I would be more polite, but still decline to provide any details.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not an innocent question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Suits me. I wouldn’t want to work for anyone that nosy anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “That was a period of my life that is none of your business.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Voters, ‘left media’ to blame for Coalition wipeout: Rinehart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Her salty response to that portrait was pretty funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Voters, ‘left media’ to blame for Coalition wipeout: Rinehart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What “left media”, Gina? Don’t you have enough fucking money yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual Fantasies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But won’t someone think of the shareholders dividends!?