For the love of god please do not diagnose yourself as being “neurospicy” based solely on if you like stacking coins by size 😭🙏
Spicy spicy
Submitted 2 months ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 months ago
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why not?
jafra@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I guess because he wants to be especially special. Catering to ones inner child is just that.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I want to add, don’t diagnose yourself, period. Especially from crap you see on the internet. If you suspect something, see an actual doctor. Someones diagnosis/life is not a “fun costume” for you to just wear because you saw a meme or want to be quirky.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sick of the word “spicy” referring to anything but food.
brap@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s a spicy opinion right there.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 months ago
That is a spicy reply right there.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s because you’re chopped. Stop uncmaxxing
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In this age of rapid slang development, corruption, and disposal, I do not envy future historians
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Me uncmogging on sigmas when their cortisol spikes
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s how I feel about “slop”.
jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Coins #2 and 3 are too large and need to be moved farther down and now I can’t unsee that.
But you know what’s WORSE?
Mismatched book spines.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
To my biggest fans who buy the books as they come out:
Fuck. You.
Sincerely, your favourite author, hugs and kisses.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
The author doesn’t have any say in how the cover looks at all. The publisher decides that
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
This and when cd collectors don’t organize their collection alphabetically by artist, then order of album release.
Doom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No. Worst are digit catalogs that don’t allow for renaming or reordering. Why can’t I fix how broken they are!?
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a manhole near me that periodically gets used, and the cover is always put back in a different wrong orientation. I’m sure they don’t to bug people.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’d definitely do it to annoy people.
Like, it’s so fickle but it certainly boils people’s piss
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It’s also a good way to show you’ve been working there at a glance.
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks, I hate it.
lol_idk@piefed.social 2 months ago
My teachers and principal thought I was retarded in second grade
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Me too, they gave me an IQ test to make sure I’m retarded but ended up proving he opposite.
lol_idk@piefed.social 2 months ago
Same, but I’m old and dumb now
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
everything about this post is wrong and no I will not explain.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
My mechanic’s uncle called me neurospicy because my favorite TV show is “it’s always Sunny in smegmadelphia”. I told him I like spicy food and I do have neurons so he was right.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really need to get tested…
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Positive
Hismama@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yea but, do you organize them by feel alone in your pockets then hold them in the curl of your fingers?!
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I stopped because I realized normal people don’t walk around with thier fist clenched in thier pockets.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Oh shit… They don’t?
python@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hell yeah, I’m on the side of the normal people for once.
Stacking your coins like that (and holding them in order in your pocket/hand) would warm the coins up because you touched them, and there’s nothing worse than warm coins.ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have always hated warm coins, but I didn’t realize it until now. Your comment gave me a plain toast-flavored eureka moment; thank you.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Now imagine accepting warm Moist coins that some nasty child stuff out of his sock to buy Pokemon cards from you.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re with the normies in spirit, at least
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We need to bring back the coin sacks. I’ve always wanted to drop a sack of random coins on the counter and say, “This ought to cover it.”
modus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lol, who used those? think it was carneys and arcade people.
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
collected in the detachable ashtray in the dash. raid when broke. take whole thing in the gas station
loomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or people who want to pay in cash with exact change? Easier to grab if it’s order
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
lol
That’s the same group of people, my friend. Welcome to the club.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When I was young, I made different compartments in my money pocket for different denominations of coins so I can always have them sorted and it’s easy to grab whatever amount I need. It was the most normal behaviour for me and I was proud of having more efficient system than everyone else.
Anyway, I’m diagnosed with Autism now.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 months ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that… Captain Jonathan Archer?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Quantum Leap is next in your queue.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Besides, both of these are wrong. Everyone knows you must put them in order of denomination. Just because the nickle is physically obese does not mean it goes between a quarter and a dime.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Retarded” as a descriptive term has gotten a lot of flak for the last couple decades, mostly by the bleeders that wear their hearts on their sleeves. The word itself is not do much an insulting denigration as it is a succinct label. And we all use labels for everything and everybody
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
“Cunt” as a descriptive term has gotten a lot of flak for the last couple decades, mostly by the bleeders that wear their hearts on their sleeves. The word itself is not so much an insulting denigration as it is a succinct label. And we all use labels for everything and everybody
I use it for you!
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Replace “retarded” with the the n word, and you’ll realize how dumb this is.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
replace “giving to the poor” with “torturing the puppies” and you’ll realize how dumb this is
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Coins? Ewwwww
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I do happen to have a stack like the right one on my desk…
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
Got to say, I always liked ‘mad!’
“Good lord, man! Have you gone mad??”
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Sometimes when I hear teens use the r-slur, I wonder if it is less hurtful these days
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is not how I wanted to find out I’m undiagnosed.
utopiah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So… I might be neurospicy or retarded or both or either… but IMHO it’s perfectly rational to sort. It means you get access to the sum or individual pieces way WAY faster than otherwise. What’s arguably less rational though is if you can’t help yourself, even in a life or death situation, and have to sort coins instead of doing CPR. Then it’s not normal.
Ragincloo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is definitely backwards
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That perfectly stacked one is way too satisfying though 😭✨
dasrael@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Would rather be retarded…prolly am!
callyral@pawb.social 2 months ago
personally i don’t carry coins around in my hand
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Crispybrained
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Me: 🫴
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What do you mean normal people? Everyone does that… don’t they?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 months ago
I once knew a guy who didn’t put his coins in order. You know the trivia that average person swallows 8 spiders per year? It was this guy. He would sit at home and eat spiders all the time. Just spoonful after spoonful of spiders for every meal. 60 billion spiders each year. That’s were this statistics comes from. No idea if the coin thing was related. Completely normal guy otherwise.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You knew Spiders Georg? I heard he has a really silky voice.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s these nuggets of absurdism that get me through the week. Thank you
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The spider thing was a hoax. I do love the idea that its an outlier driven statistic though. Like average net worth.
Klear@quokk.au 2 months ago
90% of ADHD and similar memes are just describing human condition.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Autism is when you [common behavior]
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Except there is an inherent difference between “This feels nice” vs “I have to do this or else I won’t be able to sleep tonight”
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yes, and it’s objectively better.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is why I hate coins. Good luck keeping them neatly sorted in your wallet.
Notes only gang~~~ (sorry coin collectors)
Just gonna take a moment to hate on UK bank notes being different sizes in both dimensions, though. Wtf is that?
(From Australia)
otter@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Its like this toy but with coins
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JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
When you have 3 of these you become a computer scientist
Greddan@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yes. Not compulsory through. A lot of people on the internet confuse doing random things because you’re bored with being mentally disabled.
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It has been several years since I last handled coins of my local currency. How am I supposed to know if my neurons are spicy?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You need to try it with bitcoins.