For the love of god please do not diagnose yourself as being “neurospicy” based solely on if you like stacking coins by size 😭🙏
Spicy spicy
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why not?
jafra@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I guess because he wants to be especially special. Catering to ones inner child is just that.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I want to add, don’t diagnose yourself, period. Especially from crap you see on the internet. If you suspect something, see an actual doctor. Someones diagnosis/life is not a “fun costume” for you to just wear because you saw a meme or want to be quirky.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m sick of the word “spicy” referring to anything but food.
brap@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a spicy opinion right there.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
That is a spicy reply right there.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That’s because you’re chopped. Stop uncmaxxing
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
In this age of rapid slang development, corruption, and disposal, I do not envy future historians
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Me uncmogging on sigmas when their cortisol spikes
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’s how I feel about “slop”.
jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Coins #2 and 3 are too large and need to be moved farther down and now I can’t unsee that.
But you know what’s WORSE?
Mismatched book spines.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
To my biggest fans who buy the books as they come out:
Fuck. You.
Sincerely, your favourite author, hugs and kisses.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The author doesn’t have any say in how the cover looks at all. The publisher decides that
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This and when cd collectors don’t organize their collection alphabetically by artist, then order of album release.
Doom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No. Worst are digit catalogs that don’t allow for renaming or reordering. Why can’t I fix how broken they are!?
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s a manhole near me that periodically gets used, and the cover is always put back in a different wrong orientation. I’m sure they don’t to bug people.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’d definitely do it to annoy people.
Like, it’s so fickle but it certainly boils people’s piss
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
It’s also a good way to show you’ve been working there at a glance.
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thanks, I hate it.
lol_idk@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
My teachers and principal thought I was retarded in second grade
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me too, they gave me an IQ test to make sure I’m retarded but ended up proving he opposite.
lol_idk@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Same, but I’m old and dumb now
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
everything about this post is wrong and no I will not explain.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My mechanic’s uncle called me neurospicy because my favorite TV show is “it’s always Sunny in smegmadelphia”. I told him I like spicy food and I do have neurons so he was right.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I really need to get tested…
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Positive
Hismama@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yea but, do you organize them by feel alone in your pockets then hold them in the curl of your fingers?!
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I stopped because I realized normal people don’t walk around with thier fist clenched in thier pockets.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Oh shit… They don’t?
python@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hell yeah, I’m on the side of the normal people for once.
Stacking your coins like that (and holding them in order in your pocket/hand) would warm the coins up because you touched them, and there’s nothing worse than warm coins.ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have always hated warm coins, but I didn’t realize it until now. Your comment gave me a plain toast-flavored eureka moment; thank you.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Now imagine accepting warm Moist coins that some nasty child stuff out of his sock to buy Pokemon cards from you.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You’re with the normies in spirit, at least
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We need to bring back the coin sacks. I’ve always wanted to drop a sack of random coins on the counter and say, “This ought to cover it.”
modus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lol, who used those? think it was carneys and arcade people.
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
collected in the detachable ashtray in the dash. raid when broke. take whole thing in the gas station
loomi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or people who want to pay in cash with exact change? Easier to grab if it’s order
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
lol
That’s the same group of people, my friend. Welcome to the club.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When I was young, I made different compartments in my money pocket for different denominations of coins so I can always have them sorted and it’s easy to grab whatever amount I need. It was the most normal behaviour for me and I was proud of having more efficient system than everyone else.
Anyway, I’m diagnosed with Autism now.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is that… Captain Jonathan Archer?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Quantum Leap is next in your queue.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Besides, both of these are wrong. Everyone knows you must put them in order of denomination. Just because the nickle is physically obese does not mean it goes between a quarter and a dime.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Retarded” as a descriptive term has gotten a lot of flak for the last couple decades, mostly by the bleeders that wear their hearts on their sleeves. The word itself is not do much an insulting denigration as it is a succinct label. And we all use labels for everything and everybody
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
“Cunt” as a descriptive term has gotten a lot of flak for the last couple decades, mostly by the bleeders that wear their hearts on their sleeves. The word itself is not so much an insulting denigration as it is a succinct label. And we all use labels for everything and everybody
I use it for you!
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Replace “retarded” with the the n word, and you’ll realize how dumb this is.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
replace “giving to the poor” with “torturing the puppies” and you’ll realize how dumb this is
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wow
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Coins? Ewwwww
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I do happen to have a stack like the right one on my desk…
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Got to say, I always liked ‘mad!’
“Good lord, man! Have you gone mad??”
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Sometimes when I hear teens use the r-slur, I wonder if it is less hurtful these days
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is not how I wanted to find out I’m undiagnosed.
utopiah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So… I might be neurospicy or retarded or both or either… but IMHO it’s perfectly rational to sort. It means you get access to the sum or individual pieces way WAY faster than otherwise. What’s arguably less rational though is if you can’t help yourself, even in a life or death situation, and have to sort coins instead of doing CPR. Then it’s not normal.
Ragincloo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is definitely backwards
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That perfectly stacked one is way too satisfying though 😭✨
dasrael@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Would rather be retarded…prolly am!
callyral@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
personally i don’t carry coins around in my hand
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Crispybrained
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Me: 🫴
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What do you mean normal people? Everyone does that… don’t they?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 weeks ago
I once knew a guy who didn’t put his coins in order. You know the trivia that average person swallows 8 spiders per year? It was this guy. He would sit at home and eat spiders all the time. Just spoonful after spoonful of spiders for every meal. 60 billion spiders each year. That’s were this statistics comes from. No idea if the coin thing was related. Completely normal guy otherwise.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You knew Spiders Georg? I heard he has a really silky voice.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s these nuggets of absurdism that get me through the week. Thank you
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The spider thing was a hoax. I do love the idea that its an outlier driven statistic though. Like average net worth.
Klear@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
90% of ADHD and similar memes are just describing human condition.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Autism is when you [common behavior]
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Except there is an inherent difference between “This feels nice” vs “I have to do this or else I won’t be able to sleep tonight”
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Yes, and it’s objectively better.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is why I hate coins. Good luck keeping them neatly sorted in your wallet.
Notes only gang~~~ (sorry coin collectors)
Just gonna take a moment to hate on UK bank notes being different sizes in both dimensions, though. Wtf is that?
(From Australia)
otter@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Its like this toy but with coins
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JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
When you have 3 of these you become a computer scientist
Greddan@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yes. Not compulsory through. A lot of people on the internet confuse doing random things because you’re bored with being mentally disabled.
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It has been several years since I last handled coins of my local currency. How am I supposed to know if my neurons are spicy?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You need to try it with bitcoins.