zalgotext
@zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 day ago:
You’re combining the two Kellogg brothers. One thought that pleasure was sin, and that a good diet should be as bland as possible to maintain piety. The other thought his brother’s cereal tasted like shit and was really hard to market and sell, until he added sugar and salt, then subsequently became filthy rich.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 day ago:
No, it’s because teenage boys eat a lot
Source: was teenage boy, ate a lot
- Comment on Ubisoft Fires Team Lead For Criticising Stupid Return-To-Office Mandate 2 days ago:
Assassin’s Creed 14
What the fuck there’s 14 Assassin’s Creed games? Surely they’re gonna run out of historical periods soon. It’s only a matter of time before the announce Assassin’s Creed: Unga Bunga where you just sneak around the forest as a cave man
- Comment on Elon Musk Is Rolling xAI Into SpaceX—Creating the World’s Most Valuable Private Company 3 days ago:
It’s a bunch of technobabble loosely related to his harebrained scheme to launch a fuckload of solar powered AI servers into LEO.
- Comment on Soda pop 1 week ago:
Moms 10 times out of 10, no contest
- Comment on Student Parking 2 weeks ago:
Oh fuck did we go back in time? We got Nigerian-Prince-level scams on Lemmy now!
- Comment on 'What the f***': Modding arch-sorcerer casually invents Minecraft x Hytale crossplay, defies laws of god and man alike 2 weeks ago:
It adds nothing to the conversation
- Comment on 'What the f***': Modding arch-sorcerer casually invents Minecraft x Hytale crossplay, defies laws of god and man alike 2 weeks ago:
Lmao what a useless comment right here
- Comment on Lawks 2 weeks ago:
I’m not getting mad, and it doesn’t seem like anyone calling the meme out for being censored is mad either. The top comment in this thread used the “fuck” word in an excessive, tongue-in-cheek manner to poke fun at the censored meme, not to express real anger.
The one getting mad seems to be you. We’re pointing out that we don’t want to see corporate censorship on our corporate-free platform, which seems pretty reasonable. But you’re getting mad at people calling out that corporate censorship.
You may be right that it doesn’t really matter, and posting these shitty memes does more good than harm for engagement on the platform. But I don’t think you can honestly argue that posting uncensored memes, or taking a couple minutes to toss the image in paint and decensor it is some monumental, unreasonably difficult task that the people who… checks notes spend all day scrolling social media for memes can’t possibly take on.
- Comment on Lawks 2 weeks ago:
Doesn’t have to be censored here though. Reposting shitty censored memes from shitty platforms that require censoring is absolutely bait.
- Comment on Some hacker in thigh-high striped socks should take one for the team and release the Epstein Files 2 weeks ago:
What do you mean? Those are just my programming socks
- Comment on dating 3 weeks ago:
Hol up, I thought we were talking about moving to a whole ass new continent for some really good foreign dick, not because of hitting a glass ceiling lmao
- Comment on dating 3 weeks ago:
So you recognize that the situation you described is an exceptional case, and not one to recommend making radical life changes over?
- Comment on dating 3 weeks ago:
Imagine making a radical life change based on a week-long vacation
- Comment on dating 3 weeks ago:
Imagine making a radical life change based on a dating app hookup
- Comment on QWERTY Phones Are Really Trying to Make a Comeback This Year 3 weeks ago:
What do you mean by “changing the layout”, going from QWERTY to Dvorak, or something like switching between English and Chinese glyphs? Both are possible at least in software. Technically you can move around/replace keycaps to match your layout too, but obviously that would be super inconvenient to do regularly
- Comment on What a great idea 3 weeks ago:
You cannot be serious
- Comment on Evidence 4 weeks ago:
Boomer is a state of mind
- Comment on Ska ftw 5 weeks ago:
These are the four stages of Rand al’Thor
- Comment on Linux Distros Designed for Former Windows Users Are Picking Up Steam | Linux Journal 5 weeks ago:
It’s Canonical’s (the company that created/updates/supports Ubuntu) package format. There are a few problems.
They can only be hosted on proprietary Canonical servers. That sort of flies in the face of one of the “free” aspects of Linux. Canonical is also sort of fostering a reputation of abandoning/massively changing something core in Ubuntu every couple major releases, which has made some wary of depending on snaps, since if Canonical decides to stop hosting them, anyone dependent on them is kinda screwed. Snaps can also chew up disk space if you’re not careful. I don’t think that’s necessarily unique to snaps, but in my experience that issue has been worse with snaps than with comparable alternatives like flatpaks.
- Comment on know your worth 1 month ago:
It’s sad that the whole “meathead = dumb asshole” stereotype has taken hold, because in my experience, most of the meatheads I’ve encountered have been sweethearts
- Comment on A Developer Accidentally Found CSAM in AI Data. Google Banned Him For It 1 month ago:
Is this a fresh new copypasta, or are you just a really long-winded, elaborate troll?
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 month ago:
Oh yeah think of all the “soccer? I barely knew 'er” jokes we could make
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 1 month ago:
DADADUH
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 2 months ago:
From there, it probably wouldn’t be too difficult to make it moddable, so people could even create their own voice packs and portraits if they wanted
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 2 months ago:
Maybe not futuristic, but I’m sure there’s a pack of portraits in a consistent style and lighting that you could edit to look more futuristic. Most good photo editing programs have ways to apply edits to a big batch of photos, so I bet you could do a bulk of the work in one go, then touch things up from there.
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 2 months ago:
I’m sure there are stock images of actual people you could get access to, for a fee. That plus some image editing to get the style you want might be a way to avoid using AI for the portraits. I totally understand wanting to use AI for the voices though, that seems fair.
- Comment on Libraries are cool 2 months ago:
If you’re doing something like gathering research materials, a lot of times people will grab a bunch of stuff of the shelves at once then take it all back to a table somewhere to peruse. In that scenario it’s definitely likely you’ll forget where something went, or mix things up.
- Comment on OnLy tWo eLemEnTs 2 months ago:
This is just indicative of how dug in you are. You won’t even consider the possibility of being wrong as long as there are “experts” agreeing with your misguided view.
- Comment on OnLy tWo eLemEnTs 2 months ago:
No, I still don’t agree with the same incorrect bullshit you’ve been saying for the past 36 hours now