zalgotext
@zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 hour ago:
Please drink verification can, etc. etc.
- Comment on Car Wash Test on 53 leading AI models: "I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?" 22 hours ago:
You’re not gonna convince me, and I’m not gonna convince you. I’m done with this conversation before you devolve further into personal attacks.
- Comment on Car Wash Test on 53 leading AI models: "I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?" 23 hours ago:
Yeah your response sounded like it was generated by an LLM, so I had to check. If you think that’s bad faith on my part, idk what to tell you
- Comment on Car Wash Test on 53 leading AI models: "I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?" 1 day ago:
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for scrambled eggs
- Comment on Car Wash Test on 53 leading AI models: "I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?" 1 day ago:
It needed the rules, and it needed carefully worded questions that matched the parameters set by the rules. I bet if the questions’ wording didn’t match your rules so exactly, it would generate worse answers. Heck, I bet if you gave it the rules, then asked several completely unrelated questions, then asked it your carefully worded rules-based questions, it would perform worse, because it’s context window would be muddied. Because that’s what it’s generating responses based on - the contents of it’s context window, coupled with stats-based word generation.
I still maintain that it shouldn’t need the rules if it’s truly reasoning though. LLMs train on a massive set of data, surely the information required to reason out the answers to your container questions is in there. Surely if it can reason, it should be able to generate answers to simple logical puzzles without someone putting most of the pieces together for them first.
- Comment on Car Wash Test on 53 leading AI models: "I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?" 1 day ago:
I can be convinced by contrary evidence if provided. There is no evidence of reasoning in the example you linked. All that proved was that if you prime an LLM with sufficient context, it’s better at generating output, which is honestly just more support for calling them statistical auto-complete tools. Try asking it those same questions without feeding it your rules first, and I bet it doesn’t generate the right answers. Try asking it those questions 100 times after feeding it the rules, I bet it’ll generate the wrong answers a few times.
If LLMs are truly capable of reasoning, it shouldn’t need your 16 very specific rules on “arithmetic with extra steps” to get your very carefully worded questions correct. Your questions shouldn’t need to be carefully worded. They shouldn’t get tripped up by trivial “trick questions” like the original one in the post, or any of the dozens of other questions like it that LLMs have proven incapable of answering on their own. The fact that all of those things do happen supports my claim that they do not reason, or think, or understand - they simply generate output based on their input and internal statistical calculations.
LLMs are like the Wizard of Oz. From afar, they look like these powerful, all-knowing things. The speak confidently and convincingly, and are sometimes even correct! But once you get up close and peek behind the curtain, you realize that it’s just some complicated math, clever programming, and a bunch of pirated books back there.
- Comment on Car Wash Test on 53 leading AI models: "I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?" 3 days ago:
No, they cannot reason, by any definition of the word. LLMs are statistics-based autocomplete tools. They don’t understand what they generate, they’re just really good at guessing how words should be strung together based on complicated statistics.
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 3 days ago:
Dawg, Jesus’s weapon of choice is literally in the Bible, Matthew 10:34:
I have not come to bring (a) peace(maker) but a sword
Dude’s immortal, he’s not afraid to get up close and personal with it
- Comment on 'It's Possible to jailbreak F-35 like iPhone', Says Dutch State Secretary of Defense Tuinman 1 week ago:
Apply that astute logical assessment to your own arguments and claims first 😚
- Comment on 'It's Possible to jailbreak F-35 like iPhone', Says Dutch State Secretary of Defense Tuinman 1 week ago:
I don’t think a US Army/Air Force vet is going to have any less biased of a take than the a Dutch government official lmao
- Comment on 'It's Possible to jailbreak F-35 like iPhone', Says Dutch State Secretary of Defense Tuinman 1 week ago:
Well yeah, nerds in their basement with a passion for repairability figured out how to jailbreak iPhones, of course nation-states with a passion for ~killing others~ protecting their global interests are gonna figure out how to jailbreak their war machines
- Comment on BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games (Demon's Souls/Shadow of the Colossus remakes) 1 week ago:
Throw in a few ratchet and clank games and I’d do unholy things
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 1 week ago:
I think we should start questioning the ways of the worm
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 1 week ago:
Bro who the fuck rides a stationary bike in a sauna WEARING JEANS
- Comment on US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables 1 week ago:
Fair, but it’s still giving you really really bad advice. It should reply to those prompts with something like “it’s not safe or sanitary to insert food items into your rectum, and the FDA doesn’t recommend it. Only use adult toys and devices specifically designed for anal insertion” or something along those lines.
- Comment on Parents opt kids out of school computers, insisting on pen-and-paper instead 1 week ago:
There what is?
- Comment on Parents opt kids out of school computers, insisting on pen-and-paper instead 1 week ago:
I’m sorry you can’t handle me speaking plainly and truthfully. I didn’t intend to be belittling, and I don’t think I was aggressive. You immediately came out on the defenaive after my first comment because you mistook what I said for contrarianism/argumentation instead of clarification.
- Comment on Parents opt kids out of school computers, insisting on pen-and-paper instead 1 week ago:
Please point out where I wasn’t civil or demonstrated a lack of conversational ability
- Comment on Parents opt kids out of school computers, insisting on pen-and-paper instead 1 week ago:
Alright I’ll spell it out for you. For some context, the article in the post (which you probably didn’t read) describes how schools are sending tablets and laptops home with elementary and middle school children. I specifically stated that I didn’t use a laptop for school until I was in college, and implied that my technology literacy did not suffer despite such “late exposure”.
I did not say that I didn’t use a computer until college. You made that up. I’m not advocating to remove all technology from school. That’s a strawman you’ve built to argue against. I used computers all throughout my time in school, starting in like 2nd grade. We had these things called computer labs, where a teacher that specialized in technology would teach us the ins and outs of using a computer, how to be safe on the internet, and provide adult supervision and guidance. In middle school, we had designated computer lab time to work on book reports, lab reports, research projects, etc. I carried a usb stick around with me to save things onto, which I would then take home, where I could continue working on my assignments on our family computer. My parents established rules and boundaries for using the home computer, and were another resource I could go to for help and guidance.
But we also wrote stuff down. Like with pencils, on paper. And had teachers up at the front of the room giving lectures, helping us through example problems, teaching. That was the primary way we learned. We weren’t sent home with an iPad and some edutainment games and told “good luck!” like the kids described in the posted article.
I’ll say it again, but I’ll reword it in more plain language so there’s less chance of misunderstanding: sending school children home with corpoware-riddled tablets and laptops with little to no guidance and expecting them to use that for the bulk of their schoolwork (the thing described in the article) is not a good way to foster technology literacy.
- Comment on Parents opt kids out of school computers, insisting on pen-and-paper instead 1 week ago:
Ah, you don’t understand nuance, I see.
Go back and reread my comment, then reply to me when you’re ready to engage with what I actually said, and not a bunch of scary strawmen you’ve built.
- Comment on Parents opt kids out of school computers, insisting on pen-and-paper instead 1 week ago:
Brother, I became a software engineer and I didn’t use a laptop for classes until college. Shoving Microsoft and Google products down highschool kids throats does nothing to “prepare them for the future”.
- Comment on Good boy 1 week ago:
Human-dog interactions happen billions of times a day, this isn’t the gotcha you think it is
- Comment on An ice dance duo skated to AI music at the Olympics | TechCrunch 2 weeks ago:
Huh. Weird how you’re allowed to take a stand and point things out and correct people, but others aren’t
- Comment on An ice dance duo skated to AI music at the Olympics | TechCrunch 2 weeks ago:
Just get a string quartet to follow you around on the ice and play live. I’d pay to see that
- Comment on 'What a great way to kill your community': Discord users are furious about its new age verification checks — and are now hunting for alternatives 2 weeks ago:
By talking to your fucking kids lmao
Like, have a conversation with them. Treat them like a person, a real human being, with thoughts and feelings and basic decision making capabilities, instead of treating them like a wild animal that needs to be leashed.
Everyone immediately thinks “it’s impossible for parents to be aware of and block everything they don’t want their kids to look at on the Internet!”. But maybe the first step should just be talking to your kids about what you do/do not want then looking at on the Internet, and trusting that they’ll heed your warnings. Tight fisted control over what your kids can/can’t see on the Internet should be the last resort.
- Comment on We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps 2 weeks ago:
as a tax payer, I’m not sure I want other countries freeloading on our investments.
Ugh. Money is a curse
- Comment on We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps 2 weeks ago:
as a tax payer, I’m not sure I want other countries freeloading on our investments.
Ugh. Money is a curse
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 2 weeks ago:
You must not have seen The Weeknd’s halftime show a couple years ago
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 weeks ago:
You’re combining the two Kellogg brothers. One thought that pleasure was sin, and that a good diet should be as bland as possible to maintain piety. The other thought his brother’s cereal tasted like shit and was really hard to market and sell, until he added sugar and salt, then subsequently became filthy rich.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 weeks ago:
No, it’s because teenage boys eat a lot
Source: was teenage boy, ate a lot