Ghostie

@Ghostie@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diphalia⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s wild how I thought “Do they have 2 just in case one misses?” as a joke only to find out I was kind of on the right track.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp will now show ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  WhatsAds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diphalia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Touche

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teams’ invasive Wi‑Fi tracking sparks backlash as users say Microsoft crossed a line — “There must be a team at Microsoft tasked with making Teams worse”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if the team that is tasked with making teams worse has team meetings with the whole team on teams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask her out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diphalia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Why do snakes have 2 penises? Just in case one misses or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diphalia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  But…why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ancient wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A stitch in time is worth two in the bush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Faith II⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why, Faith?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2022 was a bleak year 😢⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll eat the fried garbage they give you and like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asus and Dell announce new mini PCs for Windows 365 | Goodbye local OS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Asus and Dell announce their own Mac Minis but this time with blackjack and hookers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Donald Trump bans Anthropic from use in government systems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if Star Wars opening crawls read like midnight Palpatine rants on ForceSocial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna sit there and watch those PrizePicks and AI generated Kalshi ads and like it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i unapologetically love male pits⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation with a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firefox 148 introduces the promised AI kill switch for people who aren't into LLMs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Firefox is including an AI murder switch so that heartless users can take the life of our helpful little robot guy who just wants to see you happy. We added it because not everybody is a good person.” -Mozilla CEO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firefox 148 introduces the promised AI kill switch for people who aren't into LLMs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every single facet of my life doesn’t need an LLM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme is too bright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely fantastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liminal Space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh to be a blob with not a care in the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moats are back!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look how they run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what you get for splurging on rotisserie chicken. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah that 1% will sell out their own as soon as it makes them money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem with the whole “alpha male” leader nonsense in modern age is those leaders are supposed to protect the group, potentially to the death, as the trade off for the status. Most of the goobers stepping up to insert themselves in that role aren’t doing it for a group, just for the desire for the status alone. So really it’s just a bunch of entitled assholes that will sell the group out and run in a heartbeat as soon as they are faced with fulfilling their end of the bargain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because they probably had shitty Dads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or what for that matter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'It's Possible to jailbreak F-35 like iPhone', Says Dutch State Secretary of Defense Tuinman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Graphene Devs: We can’t support it because it doesn’t have a Titan M Chip blah blah blah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grrr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “But…the stonks…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grrr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “But Bro, why didn’t Biden release the files, Bro? If it was damning, Biden would have released the files, bro.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grrr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When they are faced down with something they fear, they revert back to their default state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you look at the time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  10 tiL