starman2112
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I'm not okay. 1 day ago:
Oh yeah? What next, don’t mow my lawn every day?
- Comment on A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit 4 days ago:
They’re on that fuckin grindset, workin eight 16 hour days a week lmao they don’t have time to step on a bus or walk down the street
- Comment on A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit 4 days ago:
I use the em-dash a lot. It’s not just about the presence of one, the issue is that LLMs know they exist but don’t know where they go. It’s sort of like a semicolon, which goes where neither a comma nor a period feel right. An em-dashes simply goes where neither comma nor period nor semicolon feels right
On my keyboard, I just click the button on the bottom left to see punctuation, and then long-press the hyphen
- Comment on What anime do you regularly rewatch? 1 week ago:
Loved that one. Range Murata has some… questionable tastes, but I love his character designs in Blue Submarine No. 6 and Last Exile
- Comment on What anime do you regularly rewatch? 1 week ago:
A Certain Scientific Railgun yearly. It’s what got me into anime back in 2021, started a >4 year long streak of watching anime every single day. It’s not a set date, I just start the rewatch 365 (366 on leap years) days after I last finished it. I’ve seen it four times now: first subs, then dubbed, then again in '23, then again in '24.
Haibane Renmei roughly every spring. Part of a discord server that did a group rewatch in '24 and '25. Looking forward to next year
- Comment on YouTube "search results" 1 week ago:
You wanted to find “KSP ssto tutorial?” Are you sure you wouldn’t rather rewatch a Technology Connections video you watched last week?
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 1 week ago:
Hot take: gamepass is preferable to a digital storefront. Any game you “buy” digitally is only somewhat less temporary than gamepass. At least gamepass doesn’t fool you into thinking you own the games you’re playing
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 1 week ago:
Downvoted for no reason. Like, Clair Obscur was free on Gamepass. I ain’t hearing shit about how it isn’t worth the price tag
- Comment on Alternatively 1 week ago:
Yeah women have famously never had really really bad times with marriage
You know how the suicide rate among women plummeted when no-fault divorce became a thing? Total coincidence
- Comment on Alternatively 1 week ago:
Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent
- Comment on autofocus glasses 2 weeks ago:
Pics for the lazy
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 2 weeks ago:
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 2 weeks ago:
Why the fuck is it still installed
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 3 weeks ago:
That was basically my exact response when someone made the comparison. Ostensibly though, the idea is that you get a random result in your happy meal, and it’s designed to encourage you to buy more to collect them all. If the only difference is in the reality of being able to essentially bribe the House, then I don’t see a meaningful distinction.
I guess we’re dating now. Lemme know next time you’re in Kansas so we can catch a movie or something
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 3 weeks ago:
Anyone down for a sustained meaningful relationship? I’d really like to discuss the comparisons and contrasts between Happy Meal toys and gambling
- Comment on science never ends 3 weeks ago:
All science is influenced by the current academic landscape and researchers’ funding sources. Now let’s discuss my new theory that gravity isn’t real…
- Comment on science never ends 3 weeks ago:
Still fucks with me that someone could have written an essay about the impossibility of heavier than air flight at the age of 20, and lived to see the moon landing. That speed of technological progress is absolutely unheard of in human history. It would be like growing up believing the earth to be the center of the universe, and then living to see the discovery of other galaxies. It would be like growing up a hunter-gatherer and buying a pizza in a grocery store.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
All you have to do is bump into Hitler’s biological parents before he was concieved, and you’ve erased his existence. No assassination plot is necessary.
The butterfly effects would add up and and any zygote formed would not be the hitler-as-we-know anymore, since it would be a different combination of sperm and eggs.
Who needs guns when you got a time machine? Don’t like your highschool bully, just bump into their parents back in time. Or you know, “bump” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) into their parents.
It seems like maybe you read “any zygote formed would not be the hitler-as-we-know anymore,” and assumed it was a zygote formed from OP raping Hitler’s mom??? But if that’s it, you need professional help because this is outside my pay grade
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’m really curious how you managed to read the post that badly. Like, what combination of words do you have to misinterpret to get to that conclusion?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
It’s crazy to think how recently you could make a small change, and you would swap out almost all of the human race with people who were never born in this timeline. Consider the fact that you have 2¹ parents, 2² grandparents, 2³ great grandparents, etc. How far back do you need to go before the number of great×n grandparents is bigger than the population of the earth?
2³³ is over 8,000,000. That’s 33 generations. A generation is what, 25 years? That’s like 800 years ago. It is fair to assume that, isolated villages in China or wherever notwithstanding, you are descended from every single person who was alive 800 years ago (who still has living descendants). More so than that, everyone can safely assume the same.
You could swap out almost the entire population of the planet with a wholly different set of humans, if you just cockblocked any of your ancestors 1,000 years ago
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
The real criticism of this plan is that whether you assassinate Hitler or just prevent his birth, it doesn’t solve the societal problems that led to the world wars. Hitler wouldn’t have happened, but the Germans would still feel snubbed by the outcome of the Great War
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Time is a one-way linear progression, you can’t go back in the first place. Any fictional story where time travel happens necessarily has its own rules, and all interpretations are equally valid
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 4 weeks ago:
I am aware of at least one poor soul named Questopher
- Comment on That's it. That's the joke. 4 weeks ago:
You would think the fact that literally every single woman who has ever had medical care has had their problems ignored would get people more engaged in making doctors take women more seriously
- Comment on What did he see? 1 month ago:
I should have heeded that warning
I made it 45 seconds
- Comment on Genius 1 month ago:
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I immediately be killed in an attempt to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
- Comment on xkcd #3084: Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object 1 month ago:
That’s actually how black holes are made
- Comment on At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure 1 month ago:
It’s considered by chemists to be a universal solvent. It’s more acidic than bleach. And they want this stuff in our tap water!
- Comment on Tattoos 1 month ago:
You don’t understand. Donald Trump literally believes that Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s knuckles *literally read M-S-1-3."
A video of him saying as much.
[A picture of said knuckle tattoo.)[gizmodo.com/…/trump-fake-abrego-garcia-1400x932.j…]
He does not realize that the letters and numbers are edited in. He thinks the letters and numbers are part of the tattoos.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 month ago:
Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning “goon,” but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs