starman2112
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- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 3 days ago:
That was basically my exact response when someone made the comparison. Ostensibly though, the idea is that you get a random result in your happy meal, and it’s designed to encourage you to buy more to collect them all. If the only difference is in the reality of being able to essentially bribe the House, then I don’t see a meaningful distinction.
I guess we’re dating now. Lemme know next time you’re in Kansas so we can catch a movie or something
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 3 days ago:
Anyone down for a sustained meaningful relationship? I’d really like to discuss the comparisons and contrasts between Happy Meal toys and gambling
- Comment on science never ends 6 days ago:
All science is influenced by the current academic landscape and researchers’ funding sources. Now let’s discuss my new theory that gravity isn’t real…
- Comment on science never ends 6 days ago:
Still fucks with me that someone could have written an essay about the impossibility of heavier than air flight at the age of 20, and lived to see the moon landing. That speed of technological progress is absolutely unheard of in human history. It would be like growing up believing the earth to be the center of the universe, and then living to see the discovery of other galaxies. It would be like growing up a hunter-gatherer and buying a pizza in a grocery store.
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 1 week ago:
All you have to do is bump into Hitler’s biological parents before he was concieved, and you’ve erased his existence. No assassination plot is necessary.
The butterfly effects would add up and and any zygote formed would not be the hitler-as-we-know anymore, since it would be a different combination of sperm and eggs.
Who needs guns when you got a time machine? Don’t like your highschool bully, just bump into their parents back in time. Or you know, “bump” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) into their parents.
It seems like maybe you read “any zygote formed would not be the hitler-as-we-know anymore,” and assumed it was a zygote formed from OP raping Hitler’s mom??? But if that’s it, you need professional help because this is outside my pay grade
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 1 week ago:
I’m really curious how you managed to read the post that badly. Like, what combination of words do you have to misinterpret to get to that conclusion?
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 1 week ago:
It’s crazy to think how recently you could make a small change, and you would swap out almost all of the human race with people who were never born in this timeline. Consider the fact that you have 2¹ parents, 2² grandparents, 2³ great grandparents, etc. How far back do you need to go before the number of great×n grandparents is bigger than the population of the earth?
2³³ is over 8,000,000. That’s 33 generations. A generation is what, 25 years? That’s like 800 years ago. It is fair to assume that, isolated villages in China or wherever notwithstanding, you are descended from every single person who was alive 800 years ago (who still has living descendants). More so than that, everyone can safely assume the same.
You could swap out almost the entire population of the planet with a wholly different set of humans, if you just cockblocked any of your ancestors 1,000 years ago
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 1 week ago:
The real criticism of this plan is that whether you assassinate Hitler or just prevent his birth, it doesn’t solve the societal problems that led to the world wars. Hitler wouldn’t have happened, but the Germans would still feel snubbed by the outcome of the Great War
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 1 week ago:
Time is a one-way linear progression, you can’t go back in the first place. Any fictional story where time travel happens necessarily has its own rules, and all interpretations are equally valid
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 1 week ago:
I am aware of at least one poor soul named Questopher
- Comment on That's it. That's the joke. 1 week ago:
You would think the fact that literally every single woman who has ever had medical care has had their problems ignored would get people more engaged in making doctors take women more seriously
- Comment on What did he see? 3 weeks ago:
I should have heeded that warning
I made it 45 seconds
- Comment on Genius 3 weeks ago:
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I immediately be killed in an attempt to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
- Comment on xkcd #3084: Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object 4 weeks ago:
That’s actually how black holes are made
- Comment on At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure 4 weeks ago:
It’s considered by chemists to be a universal solvent. It’s more acidic than bleach. And they want this stuff in our tap water!
- Comment on Tattoos 4 weeks ago:
You don’t understand. Donald Trump literally believes that Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s knuckles *literally read M-S-1-3."
A video of him saying as much.
[A picture of said knuckle tattoo.)[gizmodo.com/…/trump-fake-abrego-garcia-1400x932.j…]
He does not realize that the letters and numbers are edited in. He thinks the letters and numbers are part of the tattoos.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 4 weeks ago:
Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning “goon,” but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs
- Comment on POV: you're still sleeping and it's still the weekend 5 weeks ago:
Get you some blackout curtains, and throw anything with a blue LED in the ocean
- Comment on Choose one 5 weeks ago:
Wtf do you do with that thing
Looks like it breaks into bank vaults on the regular
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 weeks ago:
I’ve never been offended like this in my entire life. This goes beyond a mere difference in opinions, it’s like we’re disagreeing on the shape of a sphere
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 weeks ago:
Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal for
- Comment on Do you understand how many people 350 million is? How did this worm ridden ball sack float to the top? 5 weeks ago:
I’m fairly confident saying he’s the worst. He’s the only guy who is both in favor of spreading as many fatal communicable diseases as possible, and in a position to manifest that desire.
- Comment on hmmm 1 month ago:
Back in my day, finding a corpse by the spillway made for a good Tuesday afternoon
- Comment on I can't believe it let me do that 1 month ago:
Google forced my assistant to change to Gemini. The only thing that cursed machine has ever heard me say is “how do I switch back to the old Google Assistant?”
- Comment on Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims 1 month ago:
That’s 70 miles a day, for anyone who doesn’t want to do the math. I don’t know where Hinton lives, but that’s almost two laps around all of the highways surrounding the city I live in. That’s 2 hours of driving on surface roads, not including stop lights and stop signs.
I wonder how much money Tesla has saved by breaking the law this way?
- Comment on Do it 1 month ago:
Money for Dope in my ass
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 1 month ago:
These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex
- Comment on Dont worry about your retirement plan... 1 month ago:
Yeah, Vance is a lot smarter, but he does not have the sauce. He could do a lot of damage in the next couple years, but the GOP would get roasted in 2026
I mean, they’re gonna get roasted anyway, but at least the MAGA cultists are gonna show up to vote for daddy Trump. If he dies, the cultists stay home.
- Comment on Time to rewatch. Gurren Lagan 1 month ago:
New anime is largely garbage, much like old anime. The difference is that time has filtered most of the garbage out of old anime so it’s easy to find the good shit
Plus it’s always a good time to rewatch Gurren Lagann
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 1 month ago:
I’m not Tyler Bourbon, but it’s Fusion 360 for me. I sound like a broken record at this point, but it’s the only piece of software that keeps a windows install in my house
Hey Autodesk you should put F360 on Linux
