Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐
Submitted 10 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
“Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you’d like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?”
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
“This place is nasty. Terrible cooks, idiot staff!”
daannii@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.
Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?
What skills do each get.
For every 5 hours of play, you level up.
Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?
Random assignment each game.
I’d watch.
wpb@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
This is advertising. Cute posts from corporate accounts are there for no reason other than creating brand awareness. You reposted advertising.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I thought it was funny, so I upvoted
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Could be true but I still love it.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Common Waffle House behaviour
spoiler
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all “I’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?
Okokimup@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Pretty sure meth is involved.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.
dingus@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
She got fired for this video, unfortunately. :(
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’d love to know why this shit kicked off, but I think “Waffle house fight” will have waaay too many results to find the motivations behind THIS SPECIFIC one.
Also, I love the “Careers? Text WAFFLE to 123456” as if this is a stealth recruitment drive
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I just woke up, and I know this is the best thing I’ll see all day.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 hours ago
I’ve been up for awhile. You’re absolutely correct.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Lester Burnham jerking off in the shower has entered the chat apparently
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 4 hours ago
Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
I would like to subscribe to more Waffle House content please
MTZ@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Good I love that video. It looks like some jedi shit the way she caught that chair.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I always want the mouthy camera assholes to get kicked in the teeth.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Normally I’d agree, but this mouthy camera guy was 100% right the whole time: they should train more, because that was embarrassing to watch; they’re tempting jail; and they should be better than this.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 hours ago
#include <stdio.h> #include <stdbool.h> int main(){ while(true){ printf("Oh shit\n"); } }
tyler@programming.dev 9 hours ago
Is he saying “your wallet”?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
“Y’all wilding,” which means “you’re all acting wild.”
one_step_behind@quokk.au 7 hours ago
“Y’all wilding”
["Wilding” ]being unruly behavior.(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wilding)
Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
FAFO House
Averagejoe@lemmy.org 4 hours ago
That is a guy who never tried the chili on waffle or chicken and waffles.
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I never have but the chili on Hash Browns is excellent. I definitely recommend it if you’ve never tried it.
Averagejoe@lemmy.org 3 hours ago
I actually don’t think I’ve tried it before. I assume it is like having chili on tots
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Wanna feel old?
Cash me ouside, how bout dat?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it’s a half-hour drive away so I’d never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It’s like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“You got a criminal background?”
“No”
“Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that”
MTZ@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Waffle House is definitely like Springer.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Springer wishes it were Waffle House
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Waffle House: <aggro> <puffed chest> “Sup brah?”
watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
Waffle House with the “Say it to my face, bitch!”
stoly@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Although the clientele can sometimes be questionable, Waffle House has really good food for the price.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Carl gon learn today.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Must be an iHOP guy.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
How to speed run getting stomped out.
gary215@thelemmy.club 4 hours ago
I’ve been going to Waffle House forever and never had a bad experience, I love eating there.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 hours ago
Waffle House got sumn for ya
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.
It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all it really had going.
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover from your actual destination?
Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
ags4la_1
passepartout@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Remaining use cases for Waffle House are drunk fights and measuring the scale of natural disasters / catastrophic events, see Waffle House Index.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Honestly, I like Waffle House. I am also not getting massive meals when I go. My kids get Waffles and Bacon, I get a Bacon Egg and Cheese. Our whole bill is maybe 20 bucks, which after materials and the time involves isn’t much more than at home.
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Yes it’s my literal favorite
Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
In my city we just go ro Salisbury house for that
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 hours ago
No one really goes to Waffle House on purpose.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Last time I went to Waffle House was for a quick breakfast on my way to buy my girlfriend Plan B.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The police? Ambulances?
huquad@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
replace waffle house with fast food and nothing changes
anikahj@ani.social 5 hours ago
Yeah it’s pretty sad. Back in high school a bunch of my friends would hang out at the Waffle House sometime between 10pm and 4am several times a week. It was 3.25 for coffee and a waffle. If you forgot your wallet you could usually scrounge under your car seats for change and make it happen. That was about 10 years ago, but man it feels like a whole different time, and just yesterday all at the same time. The cost of everything now makes me sick
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Once when I was in Indiana I went to a waffle house because I had never been. I wanna say it was late 2023. I think it seemed fairly cheap as far as eating at a restaurant goes but that may have just been because I am not from Indianapolis.
I remember thinking the food was alright. I’d definitely paid more for worse.
night_petal@piefed.social 7 hours ago
I remember years ago Steak N Shake came out with some promo that was something like “10 meals under $10” and Waffle House responded with I think 15 under $5.