Th3D3k0y
@Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
- Comment on If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart. 5 days ago:
wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don’t cover it with more sauce and cheese?
- Comment on Drivers over 70 to undergo eye tests every three years under plans to improve road safety | LBC 1 week ago:
My most favorite story about eyesight:
I went to the BMV here to get my license renewed. I am in line about 3-4 people back and an old man, presuming like 75-80 is at the counter. Lady is effectively yelling at the dude he is so hard of hearing, “put your face against the visor, you will see a light blink to the left or the right, just tell me which side you see the blinking light”. A regular peripheral vision test.
Man puts his face against the visor, and stands there. Lady asks “do you see a light?”. Man responds “What light??”. This goes back and forth about 5 to 6 times. Eventually the lady just says “THERE IS A LIGHT ON THE LEFT DO YOU SEE IT?”. The Dude fully pivots his entire body to look left within the visor, “oh yea I see a little light”. She asks for a signature and he goes to get his picture taken.
Man in front of me turns around, he and I just look at each other in disbelief that he just legally got permission to drive a car. He cannot hear anything, and can barely see anything, in a car on the road.
- Comment on Drivers over 70 to undergo eye tests every three years under plans to improve road safety | LBC 1 week ago:
This is something I have suggested around my circles for a long time. But to keep it away from “age-discrimination” I’d be happy to have a re-test every 5 years when your license expires. Alternating between retaking the written test and practical test. So driving test every 10.
- Comment on Crunchyroll is Officially Ending Its Free Ad-Supported Streaming Service on December 31, 2025 5 weeks ago:
So I just need to make more free trial accounts then?
- Comment on Looking for HDMI 'dongle' that has a manual disconnect button, so that I don't have to continuously unplug my HDMI cord and plug it back into my TV. 5 weeks ago:
I just got one of these to switch my Switch and Computer Monitor so I can be extra lazy
- Comment on Day 503 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 month ago:
My issue is mostly that this is a “Mo money mo problems” situation. I did single player for B42 and I REALLY liked it. Going back to B41 is like swapping back to 480p from UHD.
- Comment on Day 503 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 month ago:
I have this on my wishlist so I can keep an eye on it.
- Comment on Day 503 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 month ago:
Day 503 of waiting for Indie Stone to re-instate multiplayer on the game you’re playing?
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 1 month ago:
Liam and taught me that I need protein, but really I just need A LOT more fiber
- Comment on Just work a little harder 1 month ago:
I think this is slightly unfair. I think if we Americans work hard we probably still won’t be able to afford basic necessities
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You are doing 60 hours a week on an internship?
- Comment on GTA 6 dev Rockstar says recent firings were due to leaks of "confidential information" and were "in no way related to people's right to join a union" 2 months ago:
Sure bud, sure
- Comment on Death of beloved neighborhood cat sparks outrage against robotaxis in San Francisco 2 months ago:
I mean, it sucks for the cat and the neighborhood, I’m glad that where I live there are a few very friendly outdoor cats and I’ve always seen people nail the brakes to avoid them the few times they cross the road.
I also understand that autonomous cars kind of need more work, but real drivers also really suck at driving. I wonder if the ire here is more at “who do we blame if no driver”
Also also, I wonder if electric cars are going to cause a lot more issues for outdoor animals who to some extend get trained to listen for a Hrududu which the electric motors don’t make.
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 2 months ago:
To: Driver@Car.com
Subject: Major Alert Notification
Dear <INSERT NAME HERE>, It has come to our attention via our sophisticated proprietary carAI system that you and your friend (Brad) were discussing the owner of this CarCompany Inc, LLC and one of you called him a “Poop-Head”. In light of this recent conversation, we have disabled all non-essential functions in your car until you send $150 to “President@NeedsMoreMoney.com”. If after 90 days this payment has not been received these functions will be permanently revoked until End of Life (Yours or Cars).
Sincerely, Probably Elon Musk.
~CarAI is a service offered at no cost with a irrevocable revocable license. All data gathers with or without consent are the sole property of CarCampnay Inc, LLC. Subject to Terms and Conditions. May be updated at any time by CarCompany Inc, LLC without notification. Any legal issues are required by Arbitration only within the city limits of Pyongyang~
- Comment on Amazon is making it impossible to remove the DRM from Kindle Books 3 months ago:
You never saw a video where someone cleans up their partner after the good time?
- Comment on CHARK is a smooth Balatro-inspired chess roguelike and I've become an instant fan 3 months ago:
I’m a big fan of Really Bad Chess, trying to puzzle myself out of bad situations it’s quite enjoyable
- Comment on [STATUS] Comick.io closes down. 3 months ago:
For the longest time I keep trying to find a variety of sources to get comics in case this happened. but Comick always had the most issues. So I kept getting my issues from them, and now it happened
- Comment on For fellow Lemmy users who play Project Zomboid. 5 months ago:
I love PZ, really do. I do however also recognize that its playloop is a challenge for many many people to enjoy. The game suffers from essentially needing to know how to play in order to learn how to play. I have yet to find a single one of my friends that enjoyed the game until I sat down with them, watched them play via stream and coached them.
So when you do buy it, pay real close attention to the return window if you aren’t really enjoying it. If you aren’t essentially hooked in an hour, you probably never really particularly enjoy the game.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 6 months ago:
I use a jar because saved bacon grease makes for a tasty pre-salted lipid additive for free!
- Comment on To land Meta’s massive $10 billion data center, Louisiana pulled out all the stops. Will it be worth it? 6 months ago:
Honestly kind of surprised they’d put a data center there. Isn’t Louisiana known for swamps and hurricanes?
- Comment on Disturbed 6 months ago:
My wife tells me she read a story one about NIN hearing Johnny Cash’s version and saying something like “Whelp, I guess that is his song now”
- Comment on Subnautica's Original Creators Have Been Removed From Unknown Worlds "Effective Immediately", As Krafton Makes Concerning Leadership Changes 6 months ago:
Missed opportunity to make a bunch of Subnautica puns
- Comment on Day 346 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 6 months ago:
I like Barony, I do not like the difficulty cliff it gives you.
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 8 months ago:
- Comment on To whom it may concern 8 months ago:
Like 70lbs of neutronium in a USPS flat rate box?
- Comment on People in the office who don't take used K-Cups out of the machine are the new equivalent "you kill it, you fill it" 8 months ago:
Take your cup out and leave the lid open so it has a chance to properly dry and doesn’t accidentally a mildew situation
- Comment on People in the office who don't take used K-Cups out of the machine are the new equivalent "you kill it, you fill it" 8 months ago:
What Keurig calls their disposable 1 time use coffee containers. I also hate them just in principal
- Submitted 8 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 47 comments
- Comment on Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ 8 months ago:
“Remove all IP law so I can use it on AI, but my AI is still protected” is the feeling I get from this. The Poors ideas are open to companies, but companies are still safe from The Poors
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 9 months ago:
It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis