thorhop
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- Comment on dollah 1 week ago:
The genie granted his wish - and in a moment vanished. Elated he was, as he skipped off into the sunset.
1000 years later.
UnderpantsWeevil sat alone, in a dark metal box, suspended over lava, hanging by a long massive chain, circa 30km underground. How so?
He had been observed by various nation state actors over time, some who tried to kill him - many times, without success.
Everything was painstakingly documented by increasingly maddened agents, who poured over the various failed scenarios in utter amazement.
Run over by a truck? 7 times attempted. Gased to death in his bead? 4 attempts. Fatal stabbing? Proven not effective. “Accidental beheading”? 12 near misses.
in total 73 supposedly fatal wounds to the body, according to the medical sciences, all of which failed. No one could bring an end to UnderpantsWeevil.
After many captures (and several escapes) he finally landed in the hands of a North American despot known as Julius Trump the 4th - a supposed heir to the great emperor god.
This mad god king in a fallout empire decided to create a secret super-prison - because no one should be able to outlast the god king himself.
UnderpantsWeevil sat completely still in this oxygen depleted place, not a muscle stirring. Only the thought that it had been a scant 1000 years…
Good night, everybody!
- Comment on I love when they're finally back in stock 2 weeks ago:
Also, now in soup version - from the Gag Me With a Spoon collection.
- Comment on wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢 2 weeks ago:
The Germophiles came en masse to correct the translation. I guess they were “suchen dich”, op.
- Comment on rue 3 weeks ago:
So, basically, the fediverse.
- Comment on Lab-grown brains have started solving engineering problems 3 weeks ago:
So this is the origin story of Brain Spawn from Futurama.
- Comment on That one time when he made cheese and it broke the ship 3 weeks ago:
“bitches”, is what I assume is the end of that sentence. You bring shame to Jonathan Frakes.
- Comment on That one time when he made cheese and it broke the ship 3 weeks ago:
Oh come on! Not a compelling story? He’s a space scavenger, his people are nomadic because OF GENOCIDE, who are wandering space in search of a new home.
He’s an ex-soldier, ex-criminal, who can’t quite come to terms with his past because he wants to be morally and ethically good, he has SEVERE “people pleaser” issues and tries to be everyone’s friend - BUT is not so weak that he can’t fight or stand up for himself or his friends. He’s multi talented, but doesn’t always know when to reign it in and he serves as a motivational character for the Voyager crew who are lost in space – and actually does a good job of it!!
This is the character of our generation. Wtf do you mean “not a compelling story”?
Bad acting? Actually agree, but you can also say that it’s the mannerisms of his people, because it seems to be a mainstay that they are all sort of “whimsical forest creatures” - for lack of better terms - which could be a writeoff in terms of acting.
But Neelix is just so endearing to me. To see how Tuvok struggles to understand him or even accept him - being the “LoGiCaL VuLCaN” that he is - is just one of those Star Trek duos that’s up there with Bashir and Garek, Kirk and Spock, etc.
He might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but a bad character, bad story? That’s boulderdash. Now cut a little jig and make a pot of space weavels - bring some light into your friends life, you low energy having, negative nancy ass bastards.
Be like Neelix.
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 4 weeks ago:
Wanna feel old?
Cash me ouside, how bout dat?
- Comment on Historic Chat Control Vote in the EU Parliament: MEPs Vote to End Untargeted Mass Scanning of Private Chats 4 weeks ago:
Halt! You have gone below the mandatory threshold for nationally mandated jingoism. An ICE unit has been dispatched to your location to bring you to the RFK Right-To-Labour camp.
The beating will continue until moral improves.
- Comment on Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you 4 weeks ago:
Wake up, babe - the stupid ass patent wars are back again, AI edition.
- Comment on Man who wanted to be 'Welsh spokesman' for Islamic State jailed 4 weeks ago:
He’s a very clear and present danger to himself. Social isolation is a result of environmental - or societal - damage and it can lead you down dark corridors.
No doubt his ethnicity played a role in this, him living in the UK. But it keeps happening and in these cases people defer to racism because it is an easy answer.
For every other right wing terrorist who was qualified as a “lone gunman” or “emotionally unstable”, you have this guy. No doubt he’s being treated in this way because he’s being made an example of.
The mental health & loneliness pandemic only qualifies if you’re white, and even then you get handwaved and marginalized - leading to even more of this kind of behavior.
Then people laugh, cry, shrug and move on with their lives, leaving many to rot - only for the next article to pop up.
“Then just seek therapy” - because it’s just that easy, isn’t it? Everyone has access, right? More handwaving, more marginalization, more buyring the lead.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Never care for what they say
- Comment on Windows 12 release date in 2026 possible, with AI features that may force CPU upgrades 5 weeks ago:
It’s probably apart of their internal strategy.
“Look, the consumer doesn’t want to buy hardware anymore… so let’s make Windows a cloud OS only! Subscription model and all! They’ll love that!”
Foreshadowing: we will hate it and either buy Macs or use Linux.
- Comment on bold words 5 weeks ago:
Move somewhere else.
- Comment on Microsoft's planned new AI trick for Edge will 'automatically open the Copilot side pane' with Outlook email links — and I can feel the hate already 5 weeks ago:
haha nuke the partition, put Linux on it
- Comment on You trying to give me a heart attack? I have warrants for chrissakes! 5 weeks ago:
IT’S JAZZY-JAZZY~!!
- Comment on We're just scanning for the bear... 1 month ago:
Mormons only consider other Mormons peers, so that checks out.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
“Life is a naked mole-rat”
Wabafee@lemmy.world
- Comment on The RAM shortage is coming for everything you care about 1 month ago:
No, it means your smart fridge be AI enabled and you’ll have to prompt the goddamn door open.
Also, it costs $3000 and it’s the cheapest model.
- Comment on Hold my beer... 1 month ago:
DO swear at me.
- Comment on Fun Facts! 1 month ago:
When the effort is buying a marked down Boeing 747.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 1 month ago:
It certainly is
a penisa donga peckera schlonga willya Johnsonyour wife’s best friendyour percyyour cock… something you suck on.God damnit…
- Comment on BASED? 1 month ago:
Based on an exploitative system.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 month ago:
Do you throw some shrimp on the parmie?
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help myself.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 month ago:
Isn’t chicken Parmesan technically a New York dish?
- Comment on Fuck, can I have a do-over? 1 month ago:
It’s hoing fine, thank you. I’m a real hoefessional.
- Comment on crash course no context 2 months ago:
“Hi and welcome to Crash Course Vigilantism. Today we’re going to learn how not to only bring vengeance, but also be vengeance…”
- Comment on Meet ‘Amelia’: the AI-generated British schoolgirl who is a far-right social media star 2 months ago:
Starring shitty intentions
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 2 months ago:
POV you’re Russian and working close to the Kremlin.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 2 months ago:
I think slop isn’t new, can contain lots of sugar and this reminds you of it.