TachyonTele

@TachyonTele@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Circle / EA confirm again that skate. will not support Linux, Steam Deck or macOS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Just imagine if they had ran with a Bam Marjera (sp?) skateboard series. I wonder how fast it would have turned into microhell transactions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Mario Bros Remastered open source fan project brings an impressive remake to PC⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hacks are great. I browse through the Super Metroid Construction hacks every few months to see what those crazy people are releasing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Borderlands 4 is a premium game made for premium gamers' is Randy Pitchford's tone deaf retort to the performance backlash: 'If you're trying to drive a monster truck with a leaf blower's motor, you're going to be disappointed'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I'd watch reviews first.
  Borderlands 3 works excellent on the deck though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolutionarily speaking, wouldn't premature ejaculation be considered the desired trait?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you have a million dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troublemaker 2 is an exuberant and janky Indonesian open world game with a touch of Like A Dragon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dammit. I thought it would be the sequel to this Troublemaker game:

  https://store.steampowered.com/app/470310/TROUBLESHOOTER_Abandoned_Children/

  If you like Xcom give it a try. There's an insane amount of things to do, skills to unlock and combine, characters to get, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Mario Bros Remastered open source fan project brings an impressive remake to PC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds cool. Four games remade in Godot? Be cool just to check out how they made it all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Crussy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chasing Amy didn't hold out well? Damn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toxic “forever chemicals” found in 95% of beers tested in the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the poison hurts us?

  (Obviously it's the water not the beer)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this thing?! Oh...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This illusion doesn't work with my eyes :( i just see my ex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The great oxidization is what your referring to. It's pretty impressive. It caused like 90% death to all life, and then life adapted and here we are. It rusted the shit out of the planet too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a slut!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  H2O hoes open like doorways. Can't bring a h2o to a hotel. H2o hoes tell everybody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That's cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting. I didn't have any delay with my 8bitdo. Thanks for the info.

  I know the Zelda emulation they used was horrible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why i smoke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How did it suck? It's three critically acclaimed games for the price of one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That's literally the box art for Super Mario Bro. (1985)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When the OGs are retiring and dying off, the next generation is always greedy for their money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the world could you nitpick about this picture?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roku wants you to see a lot more AI-generated ads⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Awesome advice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roku wants you to see a lot more AI-generated ads⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm fearing when my tv finally dies. It's a 15 year old 75", and I know i won't have the money for a new one when the time comes. Especially not enough to shop around for a dumb tv the same size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought that at a pawn shop for $20 back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  "In fact, go to my home and fuck my wife. Full screen ad? Brilliant!"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That must suck too see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Super Mario Bros (pictured) came out in 1985.

  That was 40 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have the Mario35 game. Though it's not playable. But i do have the 3D All-stars game, and it works great. So stupid of them to sell that as fomo. They could've been taking in money for years on that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boris Johnson secretly lobbied UAE for billion-dollar private venture, leak suggests⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That's a lot of circus acts for his clown show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem with the divine beasts is the entire trip to them is part of thier dungeon.
  Someday I'd like to group a bunch of temples together, add environmental art to them, and release them as proper dungeons.

  I haven't looked into modding the game yet though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just beat Bloodborne for the first today, and it's probably one of the best playthroughs of a video game that i have ever had and stories of one as well.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn't. I was kidding. But that would sure be awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just beat Bloodborne for the first today, and it's probably one of the best playthroughs of a video game that i have ever had and stories of one as well.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I've been having a blast playing this on my stream deck