Banana
@Banana@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Taxes are cool 1 week ago:
You know you’re right because some libertarian is downvoting everything in this thread lol
- Comment on Honkin' Melons 1 week ago:
Depends on where in your cycle you are, hormonally
- Comment on Looking sharp as ever 1 week ago:
Watch Cunk on britain/on Earth
Pump up the jam!
- Comment on Taxes are cool 1 week ago:
Exactly. Conceptually, taxation isn’t left, but the way some government use those funds absolutely is theft.
Not to mention how angry people are about taxation, but are also completely unaware that conceptually, profit is actually left of your surplus value.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
Only a sawzall near winnipeg
- Comment on I do this on behalf of soup 2 weeks ago:
Apparently its based on an old Steve Martin comedy routine called bowling for shit
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
:3
- Comment on Lazy rainy day in bed today 2 weeks ago:
No worries! I can see how that interpretation could feel icky.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
Oh thats sick, thanks!
- Comment on Lazy rainy day in bed today 2 weeks ago:
Oh I was referring to the clitoris because we are specifically talking about women masturbating. The joke was that I’ve “counted” my own bean, as I am an accountant and made a bean counting joke in a different comment on this meme.
Joke was a bit obscure, I’ll give that, but it is not common practice to call women “beans”.
- Comment on Lazy rainy day in bed today 2 weeks ago:
Hey I’ve counted at least 4 beans including my own
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
And I’m all outta beds 😏
Shit I did that wrong
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
I’m so proud 🥹
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:
“You mean the clitastrophe?”
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
🍌
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
Hey I’m in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
We’re all on wellbutrin
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
Lemmy is ovulating
- Comment on Lazy rainy day in bed today 2 weeks ago:
At this point I think we all know the hormonal cycles of all the women in this community
- Comment on I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them 2 weeks ago:
🎀ooooopsie!🎀 🤭
- Comment on I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them 2 weeks ago:
Now that’s a sentence every brat wants to hear :,)
- Comment on I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them 2 weeks ago:
Girl the speed with which i sent this to my partner would break sound barriers.
- Comment on Or a glazed doughnut idk 2 weeks ago:
That would be filled with cum and would therefore require a new meme
- Comment on oh ok 2 weeks ago:
Is this about being a computer or the female condition?
- Comment on Equine vets who perform ultrasound on horses can test positive at the breath alcohol test for up to 60 min following ethanol exposure. 2 weeks ago:
For anyone wondering, it’s used like the jelly is used on humans, because it can help with the hair. The vets end up inhaling it.
- Comment on Chuck Norris, Iconic Action Star and Walker, Texas Ranger Actor, Dies at 86 2 weeks ago:
As far as I’m concerned, Chuck Norris died in 2006 when Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight, and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
