Banana
@Banana@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I want all shades all the time, put them in my brain chip 3 days ago:
Who cares it’s a shitpost
- Comment on I want all shades all the time, put them in my brain chip 3 days ago:
This is just the movie They Live
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 1 week ago:
Mice are just new chefs, Alfredo
- Comment on Google is intentionally throttling YouTube videos, slowing down users with ad blockers 1 week ago:
Piracy always prevails
- Comment on It's where you put the shit posts 2 weeks ago:
We use zoom sometimes but not teams
- Comment on It's where you put the shit posts 2 weeks ago:
We have teams on our work computers but I un-installed it becaude luckily we never use it because my office is only like 60 people
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Couldn’t have done it without you 🥹
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Hell ya I hope your trip was rad and u ate a good meal after
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Luv u buddy ❤️
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 3 weeks ago:
Sound advice!
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 3 weeks ago:
Anyone know how to afford moving costs?
- Comment on Coincidence? 1 month ago:
A chill lil casual link
- Comment on We'll have plenty of camps to have them sent to by then. 1 month ago:
The real shitpost was the friends we made along the way 😌
- Comment on New grill has been chosen! 1 month ago:
Ahahahahahahaha I saw that one
- Comment on Pope Joan 1 month ago:
OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE “HAM SANDWICH RACE” IS WANING."
OFFSHOOTS OF THE SEMENESE PEOPLE INVENTED DISCO WHILE HAVING SEX UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE. IT IS A SHAME UPON MY RACE - BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE
- Comment on New grill has been chosen! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Tender moments 1 month ago:
Great ending:
I was tired of my lady
We’d been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite songSo while she lay there sleepin’
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I readIf you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin’ love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escapeI didn’t think about my lady
I know that sounds kinda mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routineSo I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I’m nobody’s poet
I thought it wasn’t half badYes, I like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
I’m not much into health food
I am into champagne
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O’Malley’s
Where we’ll plan our escapeSo I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her faceIt was my own lovely lady
And she said, “Oh, it’s you”
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, “I never knew”“That you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You’re the lady I’ve looked for
Come with me and escape”If you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escapeYes, I like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
I’m not much into health food
I am into champagne
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O’Malley’s - Comment on Rev up those 3D printers! 1 month ago:
Spring’s got me SPRUNG
- Comment on Rev up those 3D printers! 1 month ago:
You’re not wrong 👀
- Comment on Rev up those 3D printers! 1 month ago:
Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week
- Comment on Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way 1 month ago:
Neither does lemmy?
- Comment on Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way 1 month ago:
The feminist movement in the 50s/60s started with Tupperware parties because women could finally talk to one another outside their homes.
Nothing is too small of a beginning.
- Comment on 4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere 2 months ago:
I once saw a guy steal a skull from the catacombs and proceed to fuck it on 4chan.
- Comment on Cops are deploying AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters” 2 months ago:
How many times have you faked your own death?
- Comment on Cops are deploying AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters” 2 months ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time
- Comment on Cops are deploying AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters” 2 months ago:
You joke, but you don’t know the level of depravity in this lil brain
- Comment on Cops are deploying AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters” 2 months ago:
You don’t know for sure that it isn’t 😏
- Comment on Cops are deploying AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters” 2 months ago:
All the more reason for me to have my shit locked down and not respond to people I don’t know.
Like honestly I haven’t had a sketchy interaction on social media for years because all my shit is private and I don’t use my real name or even a picture of my face anymore.
