YoiksAndAway

@YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨send thoughts and peer review⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s amazing the degree to which they can compartmentalize. When I was doing my post-doc there was a tech in the lab who was a young-Earth creationist. In a microbiology lab. Where we made mutants strains by using selective pressure. He was a good tech and a good guy, but WTAF?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have vanilla Civ V on Steam and I was able to get Civ VI with a bunch of expansions for free through Epic. VI has some cool stuff, but I think I enjoy V more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …and nekkid means nude plus a naughty plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, of the three I’d say Ohm is the one laying down the law.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been on university work terminals and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of Usenet bound for Mosaic with sweat in my eyes watching Netscape Navigator fight on the shoulder of the internet… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding Lynx off of monochrome monitors and seen usegroups burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it…!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder when someone is gonna make a parody porn called "The Gooners" based on the 1980s movie "The Goonies"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rule 34. Goddammit, it’s always rule 34.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One trip only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to see the rest where he shuffles on his heels back to the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shut uppp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I was just planning on just just checking it out, but when I saw that I could add it to uBlock with a couple clicks, I went ahead and did it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shell shock indeed!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your tortoise overlords HATE this one simple trick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Best before the Rise of the Machines.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hide & Seek - Difficulty Mode: Impossible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BONUS ROUND: Which one of these four enormous cunts is not an ice agent?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must tell me, please!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon, if you’re reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy.zip & Piefed.zip Server Update February 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks again for all you do. Great job!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Currently on Rotten Tomatoes:

  %11 Critics %99 Audience

  What’s the point in review-bombing when it’s so obvious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The recent Star Trek series are often criticized for "not being woke enough", but I've come to feel the envelope they are pushing is much more radical, bolder, and important to our specific time...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I enjoyed that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flavortown pass revoked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I felt a great disturbance in Flavortown. As if millions of frosted tips suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hotel hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Quaint, rustic, and charming accommodations.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a poor representation of Chicago style deep dish pizza. And I say that as an East Coaster who prefers New York style.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mosquitoes' stabby suckers may find use in high-res 3D printers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is actually very cool! I’m surprised by the scale of what they can do with these nozzles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fediverse punk month⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love it! Here’s a clickable link for those who don’t want to type the url.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the difficult questions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a meme a few weeks ago by a woman who was convinced that her cats cried for her to make the sun come out or to make it stop raining, not understanding that her powers are limited to light switches and the shower. I assume dogs are the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I ‘member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chasing the Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “How can we let the reader know that the elephant in the room has autism?”

  “Well, how about if we have it wear a button that says, ‘I have autism”, you know, like people with autism do?”

  “Brilliant! And how do we let the reader know that the autism is from vaccinations?”

  “Easy! We just show a bunch of hypodermic syringes sticking out of it, like all of those vaccine-loving cuck doctors just stabbed it and left them there.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bats beware⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. That’s more impressive than the snakes that hang from the cave ceiling to snatch bats at dusk. And I was pretty impressed with those snakes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He does give greedy bottom vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW you get the old gang back together⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This man could have been one heartbeat away from the presidency.
  EmNNL1P78rsXONy.webp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rush⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We need to cook, Jesse, cuz Weird Al ain’t fuckin’ around!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great games you would recommend from before 1990?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any Infocom game, for that matter. Zork II and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy were fun, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Powerhouse of the Dog⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Membrane potential! iswydt