YoiksAndAway

@YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the difficult questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a meme a few weeks ago by a woman who was convinced that her cats cried for her to make the sun come out or to make it stop raining, not understanding that her powers are limited to light switches and the shower. I assume dogs are the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I ‘member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chasing the Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “How can we let the reader know that the elephant in the room has autism?”

  “Well, how about if we have it wear a button that says, ‘I have autism”, you know, like people with autism do?”

  “Brilliant! And how do we let the reader know that the autism is from vaccinations?”

  “Easy! We just show a bunch of hypodermic syringes sticking out of it, like all of those vaccine-loving cuck doctors just stabbed it and left them there.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bats beware⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. That’s more impressive than the snakes that hang from the cave ceiling to snatch bats at dusk. And I was pretty impressed with those snakes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He does give greedy bottom vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW you get the old gang back together⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This man could have been one heartbeat away from the presidency.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rush⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We need to cook, Jesse, cuz Weird Al ain’t fuckin’ around!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great games you would recommend from before 1990?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Any Infocom game, for that matter. Zork II and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy were fun, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Powerhouse of the Dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Membrane potential! iswydt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy.zip & Piefed.zip Server Update October 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for all the hard work!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proof of wormholes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Careful! Cancer was around before cigarettes or dioxin. Not that I don’t think RFK is full of shit, but sometimes it’s best to ignore bad arguments when there are so many good ones to be made.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Mothman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  According to the caption, it's an "artist's impression". Artists. So impressionable!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Mothman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking of West Virginia cryptids, yesterday was the 73rd anniversary of the sighting of the Flatwoods Monster, who also has a distinct sense of fashion. Flatwoods Monster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So THAT'S where I parked my car!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, if you're in local news in rural WV and only make one typo in a story, you're probably ready for promotion or a job in a bigger market.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So THAT'S where I parked my car!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There's an old bus on a rock in the New River in West Virginia. It's a more interesting story than Volvo Island, I think.