TwilitSky

@TwilitSky@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta found liable in child exploitation case⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean we shouldn’t have put our children’s safety in the waxy grasp of a sentient Annabel in a t-shirt and jeans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properly⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A wizard of Oz moment would be great here.

  Don’t you see, Dorothy? You were born without limbs! You were a quadruple amputee all along!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its important⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone with years of sobriety now, here’s some truth: There’s a lag in results to your efforts in this world. The 6 months before and you getting sober are you at your worst by their very nature and that’s what your employer lived with. The 6 months navigating new sobriety are very difficult and you change A LOT without realizing it. Oftentimes this changes relationships resulting in them ending.

  You sound like you’re well aware that if you pick up that bottle you may not get the chance to put it down again so I’ll leave that alone. There is not a single thing alcohol cannot make worse with time. Even the relief you get from taking it is temporary being replaced with a longing and existential dread while you wait for the next opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properly⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properly⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but 100% of professional cornholers are murderers so what does that tell you about the sport?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart Is Putting Digital Labels That Change Prices Instantly on Every Store Shelf in America⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I can count 10 misdemeanors alone you could get for doing this if you refuse to leave after being tased and pepper-sprayed by security.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The FCC Just Banned the Sale of New Wi-Router Models Made Outside US⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So the spyware will be built into American-made routers. Got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨infinite money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You should read 1984. All of this is deliberate/by design.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d probably try because I’m strong-headed like that but halfway through I’d just walk out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re in control but reaching them is something best done by people like them in my experience.

  Logic only goes so far, clearly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also a fun fact: you could also just not drink and drive or allow others to drink in your car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s insane but as an alcoholic I can absolutely see someone doing it.

  Some are social butterflies who have to be out and about but talk about not learning lessons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This robotic hand has such sensitive touch that it can grasp objects as fragile as a potato chip or a raspberry without crushing them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally every person here man or woman had the same exact thought. Don’t let them shame you for being a pervert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It feels like Squid Game”: China’s workers scramble to keep up in the AI race— Employees are rushing to learn new tools as layoffs and automation fuel widespread AI anxiety.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  J.G. Wentworth! 8-777 Cash Now!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee ☕⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, do not one has regaled you with the old “Only Pennies” machines in the drug store.

  Well, some models sure were channeling Mamie Van Doren, I’ll tell you that!

  Dies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst Italian mobster names you can think of⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Polly Pissface

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee ☕⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Coffee was also the name of the first OnlyFans model to use a Webcam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We do many amazing things every day in the fields of scientific and medical research. Unfortunately those are overshadowed by clickbait news looking for KK’s latest calf implants and Trump’s latest dementia-ism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What a lazy pile of baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We should be thankful that humans only evolved a sympathetic yawning response and not a sympathetic farting response⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be hysterical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: The CIA proposed a 9/11 style false flag attack on US citizens to justify invading Cuba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  History is the closest thing we have to predicting the future and humanity is like “blah. Dates!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, it may not be drivable but you could set up mobile crematoriums for people’s loved ones in a pop up format and make a tidy little business provided you can clear the $10k the truck is worth daily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RuneScape's monthly membership now costs as much as a World of Warcraft subscription as Jagex announces its second price hike in less than 2 years⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I find myself replaying games 90% of the time.

  Just revisiting those wonderful places. I don’t see them in the games these days but waiting on next Fallout or Elder Scroll / Dark Soul / Zelda

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a nice blue and black dress.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t he just arrested in New Orleans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RuneScape's monthly membership now costs as much as a World of Warcraft subscription as Jagex announces its second price hike in less than 2 years⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I sometimes wonder if stuff like this is why I lose my interest in games every couple of years and take years long breaks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is only one solution here. One. Mila Jojovich from Resident Evil. She’s dealt with worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Take comfort in knowing that the fight against robots for water will be short. Very, very short.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in the olden times we used to have these things has a stroke called “Alarms.” Now, these “Alarms.” would alert people when their place was being robbed in old timey times. They cost an afternoon and a couple thousand to set up and would last 20+ years or so. A determined mildly technical person using Youtube could save on the labor and install it themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  KILL IT!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just bring a portable power pack like it’s a steak and toss it to keep them occupied. They’re starving and will leave you alone.