No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination
This bedroom game is weird
Submitted 2 days ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to [deleted]
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LesserAbe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Ed…ward?”
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I have to applaud you on how uncomfortable you just made me using only one word
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh man. I was having a good day and everything.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh fuck you twice.
Once for sads and another for cringe.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What a horrible day to have eyes
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
See we aren’t so different
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nooo
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Great, full metal alchemist got even worse
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.
halvar@lemy.lol 2 days ago
hey look at me i never fail to mention obvious facts when i’m ideologically motivated to do so
no seriously this is some serious virtue signaling
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s fine if you like licking boots, I don’t kink shame unless they are Nazi boots.
It’s a joke made on a shitpost. Go take your Nazi apologizing elsewhere.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Tell me you’re a Nazi without saying you’re a Nazi.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
On first reading i never suspected anything other than kinm
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I mean, this but not metaphorically.
Source: Known some puppygirls
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’d like to lick goth girl boots.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
“You really screwed the pooch on that one.”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
not really that difficult for your community
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
I’m the pooch.
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 days ago
I genuinely don’t know much about puppy play other than knowing what pup hoods look like (and even then, for all I know the two things are entirely unrelated), but if you have to ask that question you probably should knot engage with or talk about puppy play
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 days ago
10/10, would knot-engage again
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 days ago
username kinda checks out
Forester@pawb.social 2 days ago
Something tails me you know more than you let on
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They could be a furry. A wholly different thing. 😅
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’ve grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that’s ok.
I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it’s good enough to know a door exists - you don’t always have to open it.
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy.
…you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would’ve been fined
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Put peanut butter on your balls
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Sounds like bran is jealous she gets to be the dog
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
why not play with your puppy and fuck another girl in front of your puppy? is this not how it should be?
j4k3@piefed.world 2 days ago
screw the pooch ya idiom.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
what if you’re both dogs?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Then you can do it doggy style
so you can both watch X-Files.SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Wait until she dresses as a couch and JD Vance has ICE kick in the door to get there first
tomiant@piefed.social 2 days ago
Just pretend it’s a robot dog.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 days ago
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What??? I mean… what???
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What wait, wait what?
Sorry when you said that it made me think of taskmaster
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Said like someone whose “screwed the pooch” too many times.
Forester@pawb.social 2 days ago
If your not both dogging it your not doing it right.
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yes. Also peanutbutter. Thank me later
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 2 days ago
I mean you can always go fuck yourself!
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 days ago
robocall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bow wow 😏
Isolde@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah. So I really did not like that.
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 days ago
No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Oh well, in that case never mind.
zout@fedia.io 2 days ago
Only if you're lucky!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Then you can make a video and call yourself Mr Feet
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
RIP
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
wasn’t there a person on twitter years ago that did this (and filmed and uploaded it) and half the internet broke into groups finding it hot and half found it disgusting … what was her name again?