No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination
This bedroom game is weird
Submitted 1 month ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to [deleted]
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LesserAbe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Ed…ward?”
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have to applaud you on how uncomfortable you just made me using only one word
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh man. I was having a good day and everything.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh fuck you twice.
Once for sads and another for cringe.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
See we aren’t so different
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What a horrible day to have eyes
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nooo
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Great, full metal alchemist got even worse
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.
halvar@lemy.lol 1 month ago
hey look at me i never fail to mention obvious facts when i’m ideologically motivated to do so
no seriously this is some serious virtue signaling
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s fine if you like licking boots, I don’t kink shame unless they are Nazi boots.
It’s a joke made on a shitpost. Go take your Nazi apologizing elsewhere.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Tell me you’re a Nazi without saying you’re a Nazi.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
On first reading i never suspected anything other than kinm
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean, this but not metaphorically.
Source: Known some puppygirls
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d like to lick goth girl boots.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“You really screwed the pooch on that one.”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
not really that difficult for your community
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I’m the pooch.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would’ve been fined
noxypaws@pawb.social 1 month ago
I genuinely don’t know much about puppy play other than knowing what pup hoods look like (and even then, for all I know the two things are entirely unrelated), but if you have to ask that question you probably should knot engage with or talk about puppy play
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 1 month ago
10/10, would knot-engage again
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
noxypaws@pawb.social 1 month ago
username kinda checks out
Forester@pawb.social 1 month ago
Something tails me you know more than you let on
TeddE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They could be a furry. A wholly different thing. 😅
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Put peanut butter on your balls
j4k3@piefed.world 1 month ago
screw the pooch ya idiom.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Wait until she dresses as a couch and JD Vance has ICE kick in the door to get there first
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Sounds like bran is jealous she gets to be the dog
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Just pretend it’s a robot dog.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’ve grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that’s ok.
I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it’s good enough to know a door exists - you don’t always have to open it.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
what if you’re both dogs?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Then you can do it doggy style
so you can both watch X-Files.SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy.
…you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What??? I mean… what???
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What wait, wait what?
Sorry when you said that it made me think of taskmaster
Forester@pawb.social 1 month ago
If your not both dogging it your not doing it right.
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 1 month ago
I mean you can always go fuck yourself!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
why not play with your puppy and fuck another girl in front of your puppy? is this not how it should be?
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes. Also peanutbutter. Thank me later
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bow wow 😏
Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Said like someone whose “screwed the pooch” too many times.
Isolde@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah. So I really did not like that.
arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Yeah it always felt like borderline animal abuse mentally, guess the trick in transitioning to the your my human girl now that was fun and then fucking part
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Oh well, in that case never mind.
zout@fedia.io 1 month ago
Only if you're lucky!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then you can make a video and call yourself Mr Feet
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
RIP
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
wasn’t there a person on twitter years ago that did this (and filmed and uploaded it) and half the internet broke into groups finding it hot and half found it disgusting … what was her name again?
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
👀
pegging is even in deadpool…