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- Comment on omg hes just like me 1 week ago:
If it has at least one hole, then it exists for a reason. ;)
- Comment on indeed 2 weeks ago:
You mean furries?
- Comment on Quack 2 weeks ago:
I don’t see the duck, I don’t want to see the duck, you can’t make me see the duck, I wanna eat that ass.
- Comment on worst day ever 2 weeks ago:
1 is masturbation. 2 is sex. 3 is a threesome. 4 is a foursome. 5 is an orgy.
1 is solo. 2 is a couple. 3 - 5 is a few. 5 - 8 is several. 8+ is a group.
A group orgy is at least 8 orgies of 5 people or more, or at least 40 people having sex in groups of 5 or more.
However, if they all merge into one giant orgy, then it’s just an orgy again. Which, is really just group sex anyways.
- Comment on Microsoft blocks registry trick that unlocked performance-boosting native NVMe driver on Windows 11 — workarounds still exist to enable support, however 2 weeks ago:
Windows 10 IoT Enterprise is maintained until 2032 and free.
- Comment on This robotic hand has such sensitive touch that it can grasp objects as fragile as a potato chip or a raspberry without crushing them 2 weeks ago:
I tried this with my Kia Forte and destroyed my priceless Fabergé egg collection. I’m ruined!
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 3 weeks ago:
And, in Alex’s ending, he marries and impregnates his second cousin and step-sister, Patricia.
How can someone be your second cousin and also your step-sister?
- Comment on Uhh gotta shy my hulud or something like that 3 weeks ago:
Paul retorted, “Hey Feyd, do you like apples?”
“No, I hate apples.”, Feyd replied.
“Well how about THEM apples!” Paul said, confidently speaking over Feyd’s reply.
“What?” said Feyd, confused.
“What?” said Paul. “Nevermind, it’s from a movie.”
“Oh…” said Feyd. Then, Paul totally stabbed him.
- Comment on Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is Over 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on There are people in first world countries with only 1 hard drive 3 weeks ago:
I’ll tell you what’s hard, watching this show! Bwaah, haw haw haw!
- Comment on Closely look at the picture 3 weeks ago:
And then, he fucked that cat.
- Comment on Lemmyshitpost lately 3 weeks ago:
gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Thanks! Are you my wife now?
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 4 weeks ago:
A decent “no logs” VPN + thepiratebay.org, or Streamio + realdebrid has solved just about every media issue I’ve had.
Most of the time it’s easier just to open Streamio than search through 8 apps for what I want to watch only to find it gated behind a $65/mo. add on subscription, or not at all.
Mainstream app streaming has gotten worse, and open source streaming has gotten wildly easier.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
ok
- Comment on 🪿 go honk 4 weeks ago:
stronkin’ mah penits
- Comment on Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data 4 weeks ago:
“Porn addiction,” like “sex addiction,” isn’t recognized by the DSM-5, which classifies mental disorders. While porn-viewing can be compulsive, like other behaviors, research suggests that perceived porn addiction predicted distress over actual porn use itself. Yet, the idea of “porn addiction” persists in the U.S., which lacks comprehensive sex education requirements in many states; only 37 percent of states require sex education to be medically accurate, according to Boston University.
What a perfect example of how sexuality is suppressed, controlled, then monetized in the US, and the harm it causes.
- Comment on Nuclear energy enjoyers vindicated again after the rise in oil and gas prices. 4 weeks ago:
Does “how they actually do” include whitewashing the energy industry with Fox News?
- Comment on funny number 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Posting without context. Will not be taking questions. Bye. 4 weeks ago:
I wish I saw this sign before I fucked a tortoise and it burnt my penis. :(
- Comment on AI Bots Appeared After Reddit Partnered with OpenAI 4 weeks ago:
I left Reddit after it became clear that every other post on every cute animal subreddit was a dead pet sympathy karma farm bot post. That and the relationship-panic gossip trash.
There’s nothing genuine left there.
- Comment on MemeID: 421856901 4 weeks ago:
Shitposting out of the penis
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Jokes on you, I’m already in heaven when I fuck my unmarried dog.
- Comment on Windows 12 release date in 2026 possible, with AI features that may force CPU upgrades 5 weeks ago:
If you’re not ready to switch to Linux:
Windows 10 Enterprise IoT is supported until 2032, works great, contains almost no bloat, and is free to activate.
- Comment on the two party system is just one big party 5 weeks ago:
Call me when you have an electable leftist candidate. I would certainly vote for them. Until then, I’d like to get these abject MAGA lunatics out of office at the earliest possible convenience please.
What the hell else are we supposed to do? Do you think America will suddenly elect a third party candidate or nominate a real leftist/socialist/anti-genocide candidate after DECADES of failing to do so? At least the requirement of a lie creates some semblance of accountability. The Republican Party now does it openly and gleefully as a matter of course, at an order of magnitude greater in intensity.
I will take the giant douche over the shit sandwich any day man. We don’t have to eat the giant douche! Using the giant douche is manageable over time, but eat a shit sandwich is non-negotiable, I will not do it.
- Comment on the two party system is just one big party 5 weeks ago:
I don’t think Biden or Kamala would have started a war with Iran. And, they would at least offer restraint while meeting prior commitments to Israel even as it pushed genocide in Gaza, instead of wholehearted enthusiastic wanton destruction. And they certainly wouldn’t release an AI video of Gaza turned into some kind of horrific twisted kafkaesque graveyard rivera of the Middle East.
Their ICE detention centers would have a standard of care, face scrutiny when they didn’t, and function more like a part of a real immigration control system instead of concentration camps for protesters and brown people. They wouldn’t arrest American citizens for simply protesting, and they certainly wouldn’t have presided over a DHS that executes citizens in the street.
They wouldn’t hawk cheap merch from the White House or tear down the east wing for a self-serving passion project that will never be built because it’s actually just to embezzle from the taxpayers.
And here is perhaps the most important thing: they would make sense when they spoke, and attempt to inspire the things that make Americans good, instead of raving like senile narcissistic lunatics taking out their man-child shortcomings on the world.
The list of things that a real Democratic administration would NOT do compared to this sham regime of an autocratic wannabe dictator is endless, and by the end of this four years you’ll be begging for a return to the status quo. These people are insane and they are running the most power government with the most powerful military on earth. I’m convinced that the “both sides” crowd are simply conservative operatives vying to push blue votes to a third party, or to discourage voting for Democrats at all. Even if they aren’t, it’s the same effect.
Nobody likes the two party system, but this harmful lie that both parties are the same has got to go. They are not the same. One is better, even if it has support Israel to keep the Jewish vote and win elections. Vote red, third party, or abstain at our shared peril.
- Comment on California introduces age verification law for all operating systems, including Linux and SteamOS — user age verified during OS account setup 5 weeks ago:
The law does not require photo ID uploads or facial recognition, with users instead simply self-reporting their age, setting AB 1043 apart from similar laws passed in Texas and Utah that require “commercially reasonable” verification methods, such as government-issued ID checks.
What even is the point of this then? To make shitty parents feel better?
- Comment on President Donald Trump bans Anthropic from use in government systems 5 weeks ago:
This man is literally insane.
- Comment on The size of Portugal compared to Spain 1 month ago:
They are completely different colors, however. 🤔
- Comment on restraint 1 month ago:
What’s the money even worth without my tater time? :(
