halfeatenpotato

@halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The build-up of circling what you wanted in the little paper catalogs. Hnnng.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My mama was an elementary school teacher and somehow got a tip that we could ‘work’ at the local Scholastic warehouse over the summer and get paid in credit we could use on anything in the warehouse. My family couldn’t afford for all 3 of us to get more than $10/each to spend at the book fairs, so we were soooo excited to have this opportunity. It was a fucking dream come true - we got so many cool books.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy.

  …you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a ~4yr amateur apiarist (US based, but not one of the dumb ones… depending). These are actually great for serving our raw honey. It pours off perfectly if you spin it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've probably met someone who has killed a person⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was 18/19 in college, I met a guy through my brother’s work that was in his mid 40’s. We hung out with him and his girlfriend a lot and he was pretty good friends with my brother. He even met my mom and family, helped her with some construction projects she needed done (dad died when I was 15, so she didn’t have that extra help), and was invited to her wedding to my step dad.

  Now we knew that this guy was an ex-con (the restaurant my brother worked at hired a lot of ex-cons), but we never really judged or pried into what happened. Honestly, this guy was always just chill, giving, funny, helpful, and respectful. I never got creeped out by him, and i never felt like he was inappropriate with me. We found out through a mutual friend later that this guy used to get paid to bleach the bodies of girls/women that had been raped and killed by others. To this mutual friend’s knowledge, our friend hadn’t actually done any raping/killing, but I was really struggling to feel much comfort in the fact that he “only” helped guys get away with it. Especially because I was a young, petite college girl at the time.

  Anyways, I dont directly know of anybody ive met that has killed someone, but the fact that I know of somebody that did this horrible thing makes me think that you’re correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burger King now selling "Mystery" menus⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone with celiac disease, I never expect a ton of legit options at a restaurant so this feels like a weird take. Much less a fast food restaurant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope so :D⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvoted cause even though it missed the mark with me, I really do want it to find the right people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also pretty poor, with shitty health care coverage...am I getting warm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Porque no los dos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is not the definition of insanity. It's the definition of practice.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Difference of practice vs insanity is directly related to something within your control vs outside of your control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well said. Claiming he simply died for his political beliefs is highly reductive and disingenuous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Byeeeeeee⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminded me to sit up straight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honor student truth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Edibles in moderation, my friend. Stealth high helps me and my husband when my mom visits.

  Just don’t drive or do anything stupid like that while high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We wouldn’t need the Epstein files to prove DJT’s guilt if society just trusted women in the first place.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just gonna start out by saying I’m a woman.

  I appreciate the premise of what you’re saying, but the unfortunate reality is that people often aren’t trust worthy and there are people that would lie about something as serious as SA.

  Our justice system is broken in many ways, but I don’t think this is one of them. It makes sense that we should have to prove any claims we make against somebody else - especially if that claim can ruin their life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oi say it to my fucken face