vivalapivo

@vivalapivo@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all going home early today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Glue a shrimp in the bottom far right corner using super glue. Super glue does not get heated by the microwave and a small shrimp will go unnoticed for weeks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all going home early today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You are an employee of the month

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  C of course. Italian, Georgian, Slavic, Uzbek, and northern China.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  LoL. Just autoclave them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Jesus he is cooked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re doing it wrong. You are supposed to cut and publish only parts where Kirk owns the libs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I look like a human 3 months a year: mid autumn - mid winter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once a year. I look like an animal all the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think conservative feel the same need to burn it all down as everyone else felt when trump won again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, yeah. Keep calling voting for Trump success

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think conservative feel the same need to burn it all down as everyone else felt when trump won again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  everyone else

  Less than half of everyone tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please do Putin please do Putin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨generation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Always has been.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake history porn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the video after which they’ve forbidden him to film

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Docs makes me wanna rip my hair out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Google docs is shit, use Google keep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LOTR: The fellowship of the ring. The game that people and history forgot.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, I had the original

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Word documents will be saved to the cloud automatically on Windows going forward⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Comes from a person who hasn’t written telemetry. It’s either useless or contains private information

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Co-Op Games?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Call to Arms: Gates of Hell

  A jewel we’ve found recently. It’s incredibly fun and vast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Word documents will be saved to the cloud automatically on Windows going forward⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As if windows does not send telemetry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LOTR: The fellowship of the ring. The game that people and history forgot.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do remember this one! Oh boy, how was I frustrated by the fact that I couldn’t exit Shire because of a bug in the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google will block sideloading of unverified Android apps starting next year⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally. This will give a laaaarge boost to harmony os based phones (Huawei) saying Americans goodbye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨leading ai company⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh… now that makes sense. Thank you, kind stranger!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨leading ai company⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His rocket is not that hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨leading ai company⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? I genuinely think that daily delivery in my field (b2b specialized software) would be a very good practice. Why in mobile apps it’s not the truth?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate Atheists!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m holding it for Putin’s grave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate Atheists!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where have I been for the last 10 years?

  Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next time I swear bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One more parameter could make the difference!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit is using AI to determine users beliefs, values, stances and more based on their activity (posts and comments) summarizing it to Subreddit Mods.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Govt makes it, why wouldn’t Reddit do it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me when I was under 23

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Has the previous died because of testicles implosion?