surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why LLMs can't really build software⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t like glass windows? Air conditioning? A door?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quantum alternative to GPS navigation will be tested on US military spaceplane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Great for missiles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta appoints anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “got mine. None for you”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Tech Rule That Will ‘Future-Proof’ Your Kids⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to sneak beers as a teen. Your kids will be sneaking Internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intel collapsing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism is great, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🌍😍🙌🙏⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Christianity doesn’t teach bigotry.

  Many sects do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3127: Where Babies Come From⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why recursion is bad, folks. It leads to weird results and often fails to properly terminate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The regrets of life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit it’s 2005

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, this did it. Opodsync (since I don’t have nextcloud) and antennapod.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla under fire for Firefox AI "bloat" that blows up CPU and drains battery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you disagree, I’ll donate $20 a month to you to do it better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Things another chicken would say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Net neutrality advocates won’t appeal loss, say they don’t trust Supreme Court⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The supreme court only matters because we believe in it. States could just… choose not to follow their instructions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft no longer permits local Windows 10 accounts if you want Consumer Extended Security Updates — support beyond EOL requires a Microsoft Account link-up even if you pay $30⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  have to use Adobe suite

  You have already been damned. There is no hope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California May Ban Lyft And Uber From AI Price Gouging Users With Low Phone Batteries⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be damned if I’m cutting back on avocado toast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK The World’s Most Common Passwords⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Operation suck his dick while he hacks the feds.

  Such a great movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI’s new model can't believe that Trump is back in office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The statical average is in denial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This boomer couple would be hit with $700,000 tax bill if they sold their mansion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They knew the limit when they bought the house. And it’s gone up more than they could’ve dreamed. That’s plenty fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This boomer couple would be hit with $700,000 tax bill if they sold their mansion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Enough that they shouldn’t fucking care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a shocker!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you buy them dinner first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump threatens to ‘federalize’ DC after attack on Big Balls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course he is. Nothing will come of it. Nobody should care except to point out the hypocrisy.

  He’s also working to steal the 2026 election. That’s the story we’re being distracted from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. Senator Tom Cotton probes Intel board over CEO Lip-Bu Tan's former China links, raises national security concerns amid Cadence scandal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fined for breaking laws that are supposedly there for national security. People should be in jail, if these laws had any real purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel this way about my socks. Those fuckers are worthless. I’m better than them.

  How can someone feel enlightened by hating on inanimate objects? I don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet the AI vegans: They are choosing to abstain from using artificial intelligence for environmental, ethical and personal reasons. Maybe they have a point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Incels: sexual vegans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a shocker!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Danish kiss is when you squirt cheese or fruit into their mouth beforehand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida sues some of the biggest porn platforms, accusing them of not complying with the state's age verification law⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That just makes the session last longer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘We didn’t vote for ChatGPT’: Swedish Prime Minister under fire for using AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad news friend. The number of atheist heads of state is surprisingly low.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We too often minimize the sacrifices parents make for us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I put a gun to someone’s head to donate to charity, was that a sacrifice or a theft?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We too often minimize the sacrifices parents make for us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally have two kids, one autistic.

  Doing the bare minimum isn’t a sacrifice. It’s an expectation.

  To me, a sacrifice is something you choose to do for someone else. Not the minimum you do to avoid prison for child endangerment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally an explanation of how squirting works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people like the Punisher comics?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So people like it the same way they like the fonz?