surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  First free busses, now this?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could I get a photo of the bag on you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We shall meet again, at the hour of purchasing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You should try mayo pops or ranch pops. They’re less chunky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a First, America Dropped 30,000-Pound Bunker-Busters—But Iran’s Concrete May Be Unbreakable, Scientists Say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would we bother with that level of analysis just to distract people from ICE raids?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I now have a pint of what seems to be room temperature river water. What’s next?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want these walls back⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  100% because it is a fire wall

  I don’t know what you’re talking about, it would be hell to run cat6 through that. I’d definitely route around it and put the firewall in an adjacent room.

  The wall material is so hard you’d think it was meant to stop an actual fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to drink coke?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Relax. It’s not that serious.

  You said soda stream, so I assumed soda stream. Big whoops on my part.

  If you care about things like Coke being evil, then you should care about things like money flowing into countries whose governments are evil and benefit from that flow via export taxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to drink coke?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sodastream is an Israeli company

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever someone says “female” but doesn’t specify the species, I assume they aren’t picky about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the sperm that’s the issue. It’s the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Software is evolving backwards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doubt. If I can type with one hand while chatting with those hot women in my area, this guy can type with nine fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[DHS]Threat to the United States. "Both hacktivists and Iranian government-affiliated actors routinely target poorly secured US networks and Internet-connected devices for disruptive cyber attacks."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you saying those hot women who want my credit card AREN’T nearby?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are dating apps really as bad as people say?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, yeah. The signal to noise ratio is definitely a mess. Doesn’t mean there aren’t people on there, but there’s also a lot of crap.

  But to me, that’s just the normal internet now :-(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are dating apps really as bad as people say?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Israel and USA's bombing, wouldn't any supposed nuclear bombs go off if there were any?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So then you agree that it makes sense for them to build the sites very deep even if they had no intent of making nukes. Became their neighbors are likely to try and blow it up.

  Glad we settled that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Israel and USA's bombing, wouldn't any supposed nuclear bombs go off if there were any?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “one day”

  Israel has been threatening since the 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get rid of swollen batteries?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Best buy takes electronics recycling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Israel and USA's bombing, wouldn't any supposed nuclear bombs go off if there were any?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No need to bury your refinement facilities 300 feet underground

  Unless your neighbors are crazy enough to try and bomb them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simple experiment to demonstrate that Astrology does not work is to keep a detailed journal of events, and periodically check past horoscopes for accuracy.*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do not disparage the journal of negative results. It’s a critical part of science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art imitates life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What? I don’t see any cops

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the manosphere on the rise? UN Women sounds the alarm over online misogyny⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But the manosphere doesn’t need to be a symptom of those problems. That’s a choice.

  Another choice could be that men band together to identify the real problems and address those.

  For example. In the manosphere, women are considered gold diggers. Well, because of the patriarchy, men are told that it is their job to provide, and that their value is tied to how well they provide. So you have men who think it’s their job to provide money, and then are complaining when women see them as a source of money. This is stupid. Men could stop trying to be providers, and instead try being people who are interesting to talk to and nice to be around. That would solve both the golddigger problem and the loneliness problem. It would also start to address some of the capitalist problems, where people are willing to self-exploit, just to get a little more money than their neighbor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait, it's all projection?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Liberia forever!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin weird. But if you can tolerate that, you can use him to get ahead I guess.

  But that’s not a friend. Don’t trust them as one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the manosphere on the rise? UN Women sounds the alarm over online misogyny⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The manosphere is easy to understand. People hate doing work and taking accountability. So just blame the problems on someone else, and watch my podcast and buy my shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornhub is Back in France.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They CAN regulate the company, if the people want it.

  They clearly didn’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The duality of mothman⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I promise you’re already over thinking it. This guy just likes moths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you noticed⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean I can't say 11⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But this one goes to 11

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s dark. It reminds me of a story.

  A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else. She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

  “Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

  “Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

  So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

  One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

  “Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

  “You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

  “Parkinson’s,” he replied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Feminism out of control. Women don’t enjoy sex. That’s a myth. If female orgasms existed my wife would have had one by the third of the five pumps I give her.