FistingEnthusiast

@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have no respect for people whose only motivation for refraining from drunk driving is because of the law⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m with you 100%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨London coroner calls for circumcision safeguards after baby death⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Call it what it is: mutilation

  There’s no need for it apart from a few vanishingly rare medical conditions. Even most phimosis is treatable with topical steroids

  Religion doesn’t matter. It’s a stupid, backwards and barbaric mutilation for absolutely no good reason

  Fuck anyone who supports circumcision

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything Drumpf is doing is to benefit Daddy Putin

  Once the net closes more tightly (if he’s alive, which I hope he isn’t), Drumpf will flee to Russia where he hopes to be protected by his owner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nanobots will be used to attack people, rendering guns obsolete⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’ve watched too many movies while sucking on a bong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Ploughing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨102%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yanks are really good at hating

  It doesn’t really matter who, they’ll jump right in and hate

  There’s a reason why their TV shows and movies are so superficial, along with everything else they do

  They crave distraction from the misery that they live with.

  For too many, the escape is from a misery that is inflicted upon them.

  For plenty, the misery is because they live shallow lives where the only way they can find value is to compare themselves to others and hope that they have more material wealth

  It’s fucked, but hate keeps the wheels turning in 'Murica

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, Common Ground...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re hungry, feel free to eat my arsehole with a spoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had the pleasure of dining at one of Heston Blumenthal’s restaurants and I can categorically say that it was the most wonderful dining experience of my life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sun Tzu, The Art of War⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “But neither scented, not flavoured. In fact, if you can’t eat it, what the fuck are you doing putting it on your fun-bits in the first place?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, Common Ground...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, so I’m one of the original SJWs

  I’m old and have a bit of a reputation for getting in the face of the ignorant, which isn’t always wise, but I’m a principled cunt

  But there is a point where the little things don’t fucking matter when the person clearly doesn’t have any malicious intent, and only someone trying to be offended would have a problem

  To whit, I was asking an indigenous friend whether they prefer “indigenous” or “aboriginal” when I’m speaking to them.

  They said “the fact that you’re even asking means that you’re obviously not a part of the problem, so pull the stick out of your arse”

  I suggest you do the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨102%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just looking forward to him being “Kirked”

  Hopefully really soon. I think it’d be a lovely way to enjoy the new year

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until she dresses as a couch and JD Vance has ICE kick in the door to get there first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"This is Rob Reiner" | 60 Minutes Archive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SO not a shitpost

  Also: Fuck Trump, and every one of his fucktard supporters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are you in life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a shitpost

  Nobody cares

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not the size of the corn, but the love for it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where else am I supposed to hold it?

  I’m not putting it in my pocket again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not the size of the corn, but the love for it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It comes from the core

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not the size of the corn, but the love for it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on where you’re fisting

  I’m the fister, not the fistee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not the size of the corn, but the love for it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I picked it out of my own poo with my own two fingers

• It's not the size of the corn, but the love for itlemmynsfw.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI art⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a shitpost

  If it’s still here tomorrow, it will be further evidence that the mods are useless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The name didn’t indicate that I’m a pervert?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is actually completely accurate though...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah

  Poor moderation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is actually completely accurate though...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His widow has already forgotten him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is actually completely accurate though...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I specifically posted this because it’s not a shitpost just to see how much traction it’d get

  While I’m happy that there are plenty of people who celebrate the death of an utter cunt, I think my point that there needs to be some guidelines about what is and is not a shitpost has been made

  The sub is full of rants, people thinking their pointless musings are important enough to post, and people using it as a dumping ground for what they hope will get them imaginary internet points

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well played

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luigi Mangione pre-trial hearing drawing by an artist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely not a shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the death-grip at the base to try to make it look bigger than it really is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introverts Rock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d totally wear this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A secret cord⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a reason why we call them “suicide leads”