The price of meat these days…
Cost-of-living crisis
Submitted 14 hours ago by pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 25 minutes ago
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 minutes ago
Surely the “capital investment” mixed in with the supplies should be accounted via depreciation rather than directly as an expense.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
That’s a PVC dildo. On top on being porous making it basically impossible to clean, it leaks phthalates which will literally give you a hormonal imbalance. No, condoms don’t help. Remember kids (adults?): silicone, glass, abs plastic, stainless steel and actual dick are the only things that should go inside of you.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 36 minutes ago
what about clean fingers
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Thanks mom
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Salt and pepper? Slow down there
Stegget@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Those Aldi Finds are wild sometimes.
rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Well, a lot of that is processed foods and…
Oh.
Oh, Myyyyyy…
Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 hours ago
That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen.
Rothe@piefed.social 13 hours ago
Is it from Poundland?
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 1 minute ago
…
That. That is quite possibly the best response in this thread. And I’m not even British.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 hours ago
I wish I could upvote this harder lol
remotelove@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
If you include an infection and a thyroid problem as part of “getting the job done”. Sure.
Dojan@pawb.social 13 hours ago
They are terrible.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
Looks like decent girth though /shrug
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.
sundray@lemmus.org 13 hours ago
A new dildo? In this economy?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
Cock AND balls? In this economy?
rumba@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
What’s the dildo for? They just fuck you openly at the cashier…
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 3 minutes ago
Without even thinking about it, I read that in Joe Pesci’s voice. You should be proud!
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
Yeah the price of meat is insane
halvar@lemy.lol 13 hours ago
shouldnt have bought the expensive pasta
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Should have invested less in the penne and more on the pene
Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 hours ago
In for a penne, in for a pound.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 hours ago
I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt
petersr@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 13 hours ago
Mentally, I fucking discarded that dildo as a sausage. Oh my god, I can't afford buying new IQ points in this economy either!
yakko@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
A depreciating asset, for some. At least you got them for free.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Cock-of-living crisis?
HansSlonzok@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the necessities!
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Kids these days spendinh all their money on avocockos and toast
smh my head
hopesdead@startrek.website 13 hours ago
You’re gonna eat the dildo?
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 35 minutes ago
have you seen the price of chicken these days
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
In this economy it’s unaffordable to eat a dick every night, so you gotta use the dick replacements too.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
That’s never as hot as you think it’s going to be.
madjo@feddit.nl 9 hours ago
They use the dollar in Poland?
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 5 hours ago
Yes, but only in French supermarkets.
banazir@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
I laughed way harder than I should have. Thanks!
altphoto@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
Can you even cook that? And do you refrigerate it before use?
Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 hours ago
Well, you got to eat your meat
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 4 minutes ago
That $70 RD may have something to do with that price tag. Salami is expensive these days.