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A new dildo? In this economy?
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Submitted 2 months ago by pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s a PVC dildo. On top on being porous making it basically impossible to clean, it leaks phthalates which will literally give you a hormonal imbalance. No, condoms don’t help. Remember kids (adults?): silicone, glass, abs plastic, stainless steel and actual dick are the only things that should go inside of you.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
what about clean fingers
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks mom
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
ABS plastic too? So I can print my own dildo? Sweet! Printing with ABS produces toxic fumes though, I wouldn’t want to put that inside of me. Maybe the ABS would technically be safe but you don’t know if they added other chemicals which aren’t safe. I wouldn’t go for plastic in general, as it produces micro plastics. Just stick with the other materials you mentioned, but also with those there can be bad chemicals used. So only trust the products of proper stores and don’t order toys on temu or aliexpress, or any other Chinese website.
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
3D printed items are unsuitable for food purposes, doesn’t matter with which end you’ll eat them. The layer lines aren’t perfectly sealed so they are very porous, allowing all kinds of nasties to grow in them.
With ABS you might be able to fix it with an acetone bath to re-melt the top layer, but I haven’t checked.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Well, self-made is a whole different beast. And yes, always buy from reputable brands.
elephantium@lemmy.world 2 months ago
silicone, glass, abs
Why do I have Huntrix songs running through my head all of a sudden?
dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“bout to hit you with these vibes…”
okmko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Okay but what if I want to be inside it?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Micro fetishes are only feasible in fiction.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No idea on fleshlights. I’d assume they’re generally safer since having stuff on is almost never as bad as having it in you but I have no evidence to back this up. It’s kind of a moot point since I can’t imagine putting your dick into one of the safe materials is something anybody would wanna do.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Don’t use PVC, ABS, TPE or TPU anally! They’ll give you ass cancer
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ABS can be safe if from a reputable brand but yeah, it’s probably better to just avoid it all together.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PET also does not leak stuff, but the HDPE and highly porous caps make it only suitable if no alternatives are present. Some cosmetics have smaller and thick-walled PET bottles, so if you-re in a dire need, you can use them without the “filling them with water” trick even.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Cock AND balls? In this economy?
RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
It’s the balls that get you.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Yeah the price of meat is insane
halvar@lemy.lol 2 months ago
shouldnt have bought the expensive pasta
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Should have invested less in the penne and more on the pene
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
In for a penne, in for a pound.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The price of meat these days…
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
At least it’s meat that you can eat over and over again
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Took me a second to recognize one so small, but then I noticed the labels. Adorable!
petersr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 2 months ago
Mentally, I fucking discarded that dildo as a sausage. Oh my god, I can't afford buying new IQ points in this economy either!
yakko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
A depreciating asset, for some. At least you got them for free.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
To cock it up. So to speak
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What’s the dildo for? They just fuck you openly at the cashier…
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 months ago
Without even thinking about it, I read that in Joe Pesci’s voice. You should be proud!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Higher this week, but think of the money saved on cucumbers.
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Apparently they pay with Dollars in Poland.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I was about to say, are the store prices in Poland as high as in the US? I think not. Especially healthy food like spinach is much cheaper. Or maybe they went to a Polish store in the US? In that case I get the overpriced groceries, as everything is imported. Just get a cheaper 7" cock.
devedeset@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
In this economy I think we can survive without the balls.
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
when non-US folks share things that are supposed to he funny and/or relatable, we usually convert our currencies to dollars as most people know how much that’s worth roughly
Stegget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Those Aldi Finds are wild sometimes.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cock-of-living crisis?
HansSlonzok@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the necessities!
hopesdead@startrek.website 2 months ago
You’re gonna eat the dildo?
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
As the US Rapist/Felon-in-Chief would say: ”They’re eating the doNgs!”
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
have you seen the price of chicken these days
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In this economy it’s unaffordable to eat a dick every night, so you gotta use the dick replacements too.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
That’s never as hot as you think it’s going to be.
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ri-dick-ulous
rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Well, a lot of that is processed foods and…
Oh.
Oh, Myyyyyy…
bampop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ikr? Who buys salt and pepper pots with their weekly groceries?
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kids these days spendinh all their money on avocockos and toast
smh my head
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Salt and pepper? Slow down there
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Surely the “capital investment” mixed in with the supplies should be accounted via depreciation rather than directly as an expense.
banazir@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I laughed way harder than I should have. Thanks!
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 months ago
That $70 RD may have something to do with that price tag. Salami is expensive these days.
madjo@feddit.nl 2 months ago
They use the dollar in Poland?
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yes, but only in French supermarkets.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You gotta get the 6 inch cock without balls. You splurged too much
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Can you even cook that? And do you refrigerate it before use?
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You can make cock-au-vín, obviously…
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is a YouTube tutorial on how to grow eggplants. Saves you a fortune.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen.
Rothe@piefed.social 2 months ago
Is it from Poundland?
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Either that or hole-sale foods
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 months ago
I wish I could upvote this harder lol
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 months ago
…
That. That is quite possibly the best response in this thread. And I’m not even British.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you include an infection and a thyroid problem as part of “getting the job done”. Sure.
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
They are terrible.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Looks like decent girth though /shrug