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- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 2 weeks ago:
Few years ago I was staying in the motel in Florida and had nothing to do. I’m not religious, but for some reason decided to read the Bible that was in the room. As soon as I opened it, right on the first page there was a used condom covered in blood. I’ve never opened a single Bible after that.
 - Comment on Best stay away from that guy 3 weeks ago:
Best description. I wish they taught me like that at school
 - Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 2 months ago:
In thw prison shower
 - Comment on And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid 2 months ago:
Feeling much better after this
 - Comment on If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience 2 months ago:
Make it double
 - Comment on hygiene 2 months ago:
I guess he forgot to scratch his back as well
 - Comment on mentoring 3 months ago:
Gary’s upside-down
 - Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 3 months ago:
Steroids.
 - Comment on A very curious situation indeed 3 months ago:
Mom please
 - Comment on A cuppa Jill 4 months ago:
Boob-less
 - Comment on We went from LEARN TO CODE to NO ONE LEARN TO CODE GET A CONSTRUCTION JOB in about a 3 year span. 4 months ago:
Someone still have to assemble it.
 - Comment on Has Slavic engineering gone too far? 4 months ago:
Singing songs and sucking dicks
 - Comment on Only $50? 4 months ago:
Always say “thank you” to juicy couchussy.
JD.
 - Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 4 months ago:
Finger licking good
 - Comment on Fresh 5 months ago:
Damn that’s a big ass bud. And I like 420 notation pointing at it
 - Comment on There he goes 5 months ago:
That’s some crazy shit. Please, continue.
 - Comment on Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026 5 months ago:
YoHoHo Arrrrghhhhhh!!!
 - Comment on I'm jealous 5 months ago:
You mean cut and dead?
 - Comment on Release the kraken 6 months ago:
 - Comment on Why am I like this? 7 months ago:
It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast